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Pirate Pirate

@cptpiratepirate.bsky.social

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Yarr, It be I! The best pirate to e’er sail the seven seas! Cap'n o' the Drunken Jester an' its motley crew. 'appy to lighten yer pockets! Yarharhar!

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Pirate Pirate @cptpiratepirate.bsky.social · 21d

Yarr mateys! The #1 Pirate has arrived to sail these blue skies!

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Pirate Pirate @cptpiratepirate.bsky.social · 19d

Arrr, an excellent thief ye be! Join me crew an‘ we shall plunder some more together!

Shyaren @shyaren.bsky.social · 20d

i stole your bread 🍞

Pirate Pirate @cptpiratepirate.bsky.social · 21d

Sorry to any lads an’ lasses who be interested, I be taken! Taken by adventure! Yarrrrrr!

Pirate Pirate @cptpiratepirate.bsky.social · 21d

I can relate! Me booty grows e’er larger! Yarharhar!

Kat the Fox @cafefoxtale.bsky.social · 22d

I've been informed by my wife that my butt has gotten nicer

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Pirate Pirate @cptpiratepirate.bsky.social · 21d

Odd pink lad showed up on the ship today. We 'ad a pleasant conversation an' then 'e disappeared! Might 'ave a bit too much rum in me system! Yarharhar!

Pirate Pirate @cptpiratepirate.bsky.social · 21d

I spy this here flag around the place oftentimes! I would love to know where the country it belongs to be on the map!

Pirate Pirate @cptpiratepirate.bsky.social · 21d

I prefer the key o‘ C! Yarharhar!

Rain 雨 @rain.starts.quest · 21d

My microwave hums in the key of E

Pirate Pirate @cptpiratepirate.bsky.social · 21d

Love me a jolly yohoho an' a long yarrrrrrrr to start the mornin'.

Pirate Pirate @cptpiratepirate.bsky.social · 21d

True tale, me crew an' I buried 1000 in gold on an island in the Pacific an' forgot to mark it. If ye find it then ye can keep it fair an' square! Good luck though! Yarharhar!

Pirate Pirate @cptpiratepirate.bsky.social · 21d

Pirates: Yarr I need to plunder some gold!

cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 21d

Movies: exist

Everyone: let's watch them

Pirate Pirate @cptpiratepirate.bsky.social · 21d

One o' me mates actually slept with the fishes once. 'e came aft unharmed! Guess Davy Jones couldn’t 'andle the scurvy dog! Yarharhar!

Pirate Pirate @cptpiratepirate.bsky.social · 21d

Jack Sparrow be a fraud, I made 'im walk the plank an' 'e conveniently forgets to mention that there in conversation!

Pirate Pirate @cptpiratepirate.bsky.social · 21d

Landlubbers be so silly with their “prices.”

Rocco Botte @roccobotte.bsky.social · 21d

I actually like the Xbox prices.

Pirate Pirate @cptpiratepirate.bsky.social · 21d

I 'ave no idea. That’s fer the calendar lad to figure out, not me!

Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 21d

Is it Friday yet? 😩😩

Pirate Pirate @cptpiratepirate.bsky.social · 21d

Ye 'ave to find the entertainment yerself landlubber! Sail the seven seas an' find adventure!

Pirate Pirate @cptpiratepirate.bsky.social · 21d

Everyday be Friday out on the seven seas! Yarr!

Clouders @zrcloudy.bsky.social · 22d

finally friday :D! yippieeeee

Pirate Pirate @cptpiratepirate.bsky.social · 21d

Full o’ ‘ardtack an’ rum! Yarharhar!

Revy but spoopy @catgirlfingies.quest · 22d

Full of Estrogen and Progesterone

Pirate Pirate @cptpiratepirate.bsky.social · 21d

Ye be right lass! Yarharhar!

Pirate Pirate @cptpiratepirate.bsky.social · 21d

a cartoon pirate is singing into a microphone while holding a boombox ..

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Pirate Pirate @cptpiratepirate.bsky.social · 21d

Mate inside me? O’ course! That there be me tapeworm!

Pirate Pirate @cptpiratepirate.bsky.social · 21d

Pirate Pirate Plunderin’ Tip number four: ne’er cross The Bird.

Pirate Pirate @cptpiratepirate.bsky.social · 21d

All men to starboard! We ‘ave a mate on our tail!

Friend Inside Me @friendinsideus.bsky.social · 25d

It'll Take A Lot More Than That To Shake Us Off Your Side

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Pirate Pirate @cptpiratepirate.bsky.social · 21d

Who up bucklin’ they swash?

Pirate Pirate @cptpiratepirate.bsky.social · 21d

Yer’ always welcome on me ship SaltyDKDan!

Saltydkdan @saltydkdan.bsky.social · Sep 8

LET’S GET TRICKING

Penny Parker @snapcube.gay · Sep 8

TOMORROW at 3 PM EASTERN

I will be joined on stream by my friend @saltydkdan.bsky.social as I take on GHOST TRICK for the first time! From the creator of Ace Attorney, and said to be one of his best works. I’m super excited to finally see what’s up!!

I HOPE ITS NOT SCAAAARY GHOSTS

Pirate Pirate @cptpiratepirate.bsky.social · 21d

I be glad! We shall ‘ave a duel on the plank! Yarr!

Fern ♡ @fernyfern.bsky.social · 22d

I will find you in every lifetime (threat)

A picture of a ginger cat's face close-up and slightly out of focus, with human hands in the bottom corners giving middle fingers up.

Pirate Pirate @cptpiratepirate.bsky.social · 21d

Spongebob? I know the lad! A fine goer o’ the seven seas!