C. Ratched, MSN, RN
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C. Ratched, MSN, RN
@cratchedrn.bsky.social
Blue Dot in AL! NB (they/she), Queer, NB, liberal Democrat, atheist, RN, parent, cat person, owned by a Great Dane. Not a “nice person.” High Priestess of Church of Petty.
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A refresher for those who are new. My username is not an ode to the character of Nurse Ratched. I am not that character.

I’m the last decade of her life my mom had many health issues, not including the cancer that eventually killed her.

She would ask me questions and for medical advice. I, being
Wait a minute. Are you seriously telling me that this doesn’t happen for everyone?

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Visual Snow Syndrome Explained (I have it)
YouTube video by Doctor Eye Health
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February 17, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Home. Drove 1.5 hours round trip for 3 hours of work. 🙄
February 16, 2026 at 6:04 PM
AYKM? I came in to have 3 patients? I’m gonna be out of here at 10. We don’t need 2 RN for 3 patients.

But at least I got my one IV start on the fist attempt. 😂
February 16, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Morning. It’s Monday. I’m awake and I’m not happy about it. I was going to be off today because we didn’t have many patients on the books. But then we added some so now I have to go in and I’m salty.
the grinch from the movie the grinch is saying `` good morning '' .
ALT: the grinch from the movie the grinch is saying `` good morning '' .
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February 16, 2026 at 11:55 AM
So … I might be driving to Orlando instead of flying. Well shit.

www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...
How the Homeland Security shutdown is impacting travel in the U.S.
Transportation Security Administration officers are expected to work without pay while lawmakers remain without an agreement on DHS' annual funding.
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February 15, 2026 at 3:14 PM
If I haven’t spoken to you in years do not fucking include me in a huge group text. Especially not to share a GoFundMe for someone I don’t know. And definitely do Not do this at 7AM on a fucking Sunday. The
February 15, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Holy cow!! This woman is super talented. My mom was a professional belly dancer and instructor for many years when I was a kid. I’ve taken many hours of instruction from her and watched countless hours of dancers. This is amazing control!

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Записывайся ко мне на онлайн курсы восточного танца и сможешь ТАКЖЕ❤️‍🔥 Ссылка на них в шапке профиля👆🏼View all 8,385 comments
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February 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
This story is some crazy shit!

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Chicago Union targets Bride-to-be over Indiana hotel
YouTube video by WSBT-TV
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February 15, 2026 at 12:45 AM
You could not pay me enough to cross a picket line.

Idc that your travel company is putting you up in a hotel in Times Square, paying for a car ride to/from work, and gave you a Valentine’s gift.

Nope.
February 14, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Fuuuuuuuck. Episode 6 of The Pitt. 4:30 seconds in and I’m done. My hands are shaking, my pulse is racing, and I’m fucking sobbing.

I can’t even watch a fake Code on TV. There’s no way I can ever go back to acute care. It’s been over 3 years since my last code … the last of too fucking many.
February 14, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Cishet people … When someone tells you they’re not a cishet person please refrain from saying, “You don’t look <gender identity/sexual orientation>.”

There is no specific appearance for any gender identity or sexual orientation.

Basically saying “you look cishet” isn’t the compliment you think.
February 14, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I ain’t doing fuck all today. I woke up at a stupidly early hour. I’m tired. I’m kinda grumpy. I’m lazy AF. And I’m gonna roll with that. Dreamlight Valley & SM are the extent of my plans today. 😂🤣
February 14, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I’m a “both sides” person on this. As a patient I really like having access to my labs earlier than the week (or more) that it takes my NP or doctor to get back with me on my results. BUT I’m a nurse (and a board certification eligible NP by education). I have education and clinical experience
February 14, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Ran into a woman on the elevator yesterday. I’d guess her age to be early to mid-70s. She was wearing a sweatshirt that said, “Radicalized By Human Decency.”

I told her I loved her shirt. She smiled and said, “I have to protest everywhere I can.”

So I told her about some of my shirts, including my
February 14, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Underwire and Sports Bra are words that should never be put together! What in the fresh hell is this nonsense?
February 14, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Fucking Alabama … 🙄
February 14, 2026 at 11:16 AM
The article isn’t about a wearable/continuous glucose monitor. But it is an important warning.
Insulin device recall. Please pass along to anyone in your life yes wearable CGM.
February 14, 2026 at 10:31 AM
4 AM. On a Saturday. Really brain? WTF?
February 14, 2026 at 10:13 AM
I’m sorry if this sounds weird or rude but … if 2 (or more) LGBTQ people are talking about LGBTQ experiences and you’re a straight person don’t butt in. Just don’t. I get that you’re an ally or have a gay kid or whatever. But just don’t. Okay? Thanks.
February 13, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I’ve now seen 2 videos of this racist waste of oxygen struggling to answer questions about how “white culture” is being destroyed by immigrants. 🙄

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February 13, 2026 at 11:58 AM
I feel so fancy. I booked a limo service for my Disney trip. It was less than a rental but it still feels fancy. 🤣
February 12, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Katie Britt can eat a bag of dicks!

“Alabama works with our federal law enforcement and does it right. End sanctuary cities. Support ICE.”

www.al.com/news/2026/02...
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February 12, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Morning. I’m up. I’m showered. I am contemplating getting dressed for work. Happy Thursday, everyone!
a cat is pouring coffee into a cup with a smiley face on it
ALT: a cat is pouring coffee into a cup with a smiley face on it
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February 12, 2026 at 11:53 AM