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El de la foto no soy yo, es Homero Simpson en un especial de Halloween.
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I already have onedrive, it's the one drive on my computer and that is where I want to save my work you clown
January 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I already have onedrive, it's the one drive on my computer and that is where I want to save my work you clown
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Game: This weapon is far superior to your current weapon.
Me: But it’s ugly and doesn’t match. How can I possibly slay my enemies if I can’t slay the outfit?
Me: But it’s ugly and doesn’t match. How can I possibly slay my enemies if I can’t slay the outfit?
December 26, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Game: This weapon is far superior to your current weapon.
Me: But it’s ugly and doesn’t match. How can I possibly slay my enemies if I can’t slay the outfit?
Me: But it’s ugly and doesn’t match. How can I possibly slay my enemies if I can’t slay the outfit?
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bill nye’s full name is william new years eve
December 26, 2024 at 1:50 PM
bill nye’s full name is william new years eve
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“Haha can you believe McDonalds is doing a Squid Game promo” easily yes because capital subsumes all critiques of itself and no popular TV show or piece of art will ever threaten or unsettle it
December 26, 2024 at 4:10 PM
“Haha can you believe McDonalds is doing a Squid Game promo” easily yes because capital subsumes all critiques of itself and no popular TV show or piece of art will ever threaten or unsettle it
Definitivamente “Sola (remix)” es la mejor canción de reguetón que ha salido. Es romántica, malandra, bien producida y grandes colaboraciones.
December 24, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Definitivamente “Sola (remix)” es la mejor canción de reguetón que ha salido. Es romántica, malandra, bien producida y grandes colaboraciones.
Felices fiestas!!!!
Quiero que sepáis que os aprecio a todos y todas y quería daros las gracias por ser como sois!!!!
Este es un mensaje escrito con el corazón, nada de mierdas de esas de copia y pega!!!
De verdad sois el mejor equipo de waterpolo que uno
Quiero que sepáis que os aprecio a todos y todas y quería daros las gracias por ser como sois!!!!
Este es un mensaje escrito con el corazón, nada de mierdas de esas de copia y pega!!!
De verdad sois el mejor equipo de waterpolo que uno
December 24, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Felices fiestas!!!!
Quiero que sepáis que os aprecio a todos y todas y quería daros las gracias por ser como sois!!!!
Este es un mensaje escrito con el corazón, nada de mierdas de esas de copia y pega!!!
De verdad sois el mejor equipo de waterpolo que uno
Quiero que sepáis que os aprecio a todos y todas y quería daros las gracias por ser como sois!!!!
Este es un mensaje escrito con el corazón, nada de mierdas de esas de copia y pega!!!
De verdad sois el mejor equipo de waterpolo que uno
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Skyrim was right: soup DOES heal you for 10 points of health and 10 points of stamina.
December 21, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Skyrim was right: soup DOES heal you for 10 points of health and 10 points of stamina.
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I feel like every Kindle owner has either the latest and greatest model, or they have an incredibly old one from like a decade ago that barely charges but still is hanging on
December 22, 2024 at 2:22 AM
I feel like every Kindle owner has either the latest and greatest model, or they have an incredibly old one from like a decade ago that barely charges but still is hanging on
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People ask me, is it really so special to see a movie like Interstellar in IMAX 70mm on a movie screen 8 stories tall? You be the judge.
December 19, 2024 at 3:17 AM
People ask me, is it really so special to see a movie like Interstellar in IMAX 70mm on a movie screen 8 stories tall? You be the judge.
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As other, wiser people before me have said: if your business depends on large-scale theft in order to operate, you aren't running a business, you're running an organized crime ring.
OpenAI is begging the British Parliament to allow it to use copyrighted works because it's supposedly "impossible" for the company to train its artificial intelligence models — and continue growing its multi-billion-dollar business — without them. futurism.com/the-byte/ope...
OpenAI Pleads That It Can’t Make Money Without Using Copyrighted Materials for Free
OpenAI is begging Parliament to allow it to use copyrighted works because it's "impossible" for the company to make money without them.
futurism.com
December 19, 2024 at 3:37 PM
As other, wiser people before me have said: if your business depends on large-scale theft in order to operate, you aren't running a business, you're running an organized crime ring.
De todas las redes sociales, la que más me vuelve mierda es LinkedIn porque cada post es en plan:
¿Paralelepípedo? 🤔 es todo aquel poliedro de seis caras (por tanto, un hexaedro), en el que todas las caras son paralelogramos, paralelas e iguales dos a dos ☝️🤓
¿Paralelepípedo? 🤔 es todo aquel poliedro de seis caras (por tanto, un hexaedro), en el que todas las caras son paralelogramos, paralelas e iguales dos a dos ☝️🤓
December 18, 2024 at 8:35 AM
De todas las redes sociales, la que más me vuelve mierda es LinkedIn porque cada post es en plan:
¿Paralelepípedo? 🤔 es todo aquel poliedro de seis caras (por tanto, un hexaedro), en el que todas las caras son paralelogramos, paralelas e iguales dos a dos ☝️🤓
¿Paralelepípedo? 🤔 es todo aquel poliedro de seis caras (por tanto, un hexaedro), en el que todas las caras son paralelogramos, paralelas e iguales dos a dos ☝️🤓
Ernesto me enseñó programación funcional en la uni y yo le enseñé quién es The Rizzler. 🤝
La tercera cerveza gratis de la noche fue por saber quién es «The Rizzler», información que no manejaría a no ser por @cris7ian.bsky.social Ave, qui bibunt te salutant!
December 18, 2024 at 8:30 AM
Ernesto me enseñó programación funcional en la uni y yo le enseñé quién es The Rizzler. 🤝
Es el penúltimo hammerspace del año y finalmente entré al Criterion Closet.
www.hammerspacepodcast.com/p/el-paquete...
www.hammerspacepodcast.com/p/el-paquete...
December 17, 2024 at 9:49 AM
Es el penúltimo hammerspace del año y finalmente entré al Criterion Closet.
www.hammerspacepodcast.com/p/el-paquete...
www.hammerspacepodcast.com/p/el-paquete...
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That a dude with a couple cameras and a plate of appetizers can make something worth $82.5 million and a media company looks at that and goes "couldn't we make even more money if we had AI do it?" tells you exactly how stupid these people are
The $82.5 million sale of "Hot Ones" studio First We Feast is part of a broader strategy at BuzzFeed to shift away from human editors, writers and content producers in favor of artificial intelligence, which result in "high-margin, tech-enabled revenue lines."
BuzzFeed sells "Hot Ones" studio for $82.5 million as it pursues more AI-driven content
The company said the sale will allow it to depend less on human-created content in favor of "high-margin, tech-enabled revenue lines."
thedesk.net
December 13, 2024 at 1:31 PM
That a dude with a couple cameras and a plate of appetizers can make something worth $82.5 million and a media company looks at that and goes "couldn't we make even more money if we had AI do it?" tells you exactly how stupid these people are
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It's like American billionaires are actively working to bring in a socialist revolution to the US.
Enjoy those tax cuts.
Enjoy those tax cuts.
December 11, 2024 at 2:10 PM
It's like American billionaires are actively working to bring in a socialist revolution to the US.
Enjoy those tax cuts.
Enjoy those tax cuts.
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"Video games cause violence"
Meanwhile, me reloading my save because I accidentally made one of the characters sad
Meanwhile, me reloading my save because I accidentally made one of the characters sad
December 10, 2024 at 2:40 PM
"Video games cause violence"
Meanwhile, me reloading my save because I accidentally made one of the characters sad
Meanwhile, me reloading my save because I accidentally made one of the characters sad
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If you haven't read this, please take a moment to guess which game NBC is talking about here. Which assassination game might be inferred by this headline to have radicalized Luigi into supposedly committing the most artistically thought-out assassination of the past decade.
December 10, 2024 at 4:00 PM
If you haven't read this, please take a moment to guess which game NBC is talking about here. Which assassination game might be inferred by this headline to have radicalized Luigi into supposedly committing the most artistically thought-out assassination of the past decade.
Tenía mucho dinero en Valheim Así que decidí hacer una tesorería y un anuncio de banco narrador por Gilberto Correa.
December 10, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Tenía mucho dinero en Valheim Así que decidí hacer una tesorería y un anuncio de banco narrador por Gilberto Correa.
The Thing is a xmas movie because they drink alcohol in the snow.
December 10, 2024 at 3:27 PM
The Thing is a xmas movie because they drink alcohol in the snow.
28 YEARS LATER – Official Trailer (HD)
YouTube video by Sony Pictures Entertainment
youtu.be
December 10, 2024 at 3:24 PM
December 10, 2024 at 3:12 PM
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100% of people say they know movies aren't real and also 100% of people apply a fictional framework to the real world that they clearly got from Hollywood. "Uh, why would the killer just GO TO MCDONALDS after???"
Guys, criminal masterminds kind of don't exist, at least not like this
Guys, criminal masterminds kind of don't exist, at least not like this
December 9, 2024 at 11:45 PM
100% of people say they know movies aren't real and also 100% of people apply a fictional framework to the real world that they clearly got from Hollywood. "Uh, why would the killer just GO TO MCDONALDS after???"
Guys, criminal masterminds kind of don't exist, at least not like this
Guys, criminal masterminds kind of don't exist, at least not like this