second floor

“Hidalgo spearheaded legislation that constrains her eventual successor from reversing her policies & long-term goals, such as the creation of 55 acres of new green areas by 2040, and requiring at least 65% of any site bigger than 150sq.m remains soil or plants, with no building or paving allowed.”

This is the way

LOL no one's "unblocking" you, you narcissistic hack. You just automated it because you're big angwy that actual researchers who publish hard science don't listen to your cherry-picked undergrad ramblings—you illiterate—try spellcheck, you sound retarded—Charlie Kirk wannabe.

OH NO DON'T BLOCK ME 😂

LOL no one's "unblocking" you, you narcissistic hack. You just automated it because you're big angwy that actual researchers who publish hard science don't listen to your cherry-picked undergrad ramblings—you illiterate—try spellcheck, you sound retarded—Charlie Kirk wannabe.

OH NO DON'T BLOCK ME 😂

Given what the opposition ISN’T doing, I fully concur.

Weekend activity: infiltrating conspiracy theory groups to make them stupider. "I keep trying to get autism the the vaccines DON'T WORK"

[May #Tylenol cure this intractable political #Headache.]
#CrisisManaged

This strip is quite the feet

This strip is quite the feet.

Thoughts on Jimmy Kimmel’s return

Great, now Australia’s gonna have a bunch of sex-crazed, autistic koalas.

[Note to the US government and MAGA writ large: no, they won’t. Not how ANY of this works]

I know it.
It's a problem.
Even here, where the bots and trolls don't reign supreme.

Onion headlines can barely compete with the NYTimes.

Time for a hard reset.
Of everything.

Except the #Habs young lineup. Those kids are gonna give us a Stanley Cup.

Only drawing attention to the fact that moral bankruptcy doesn’t suddenly become moral solvency once you’re in power.

And that Establishment Democrats are utterly bankrupt.

Democracy is about mandates. (What the people want). Not just "winning" (as has become politics’ sole cynical obsession)

Exactly.

The old Nazis were great at gaining and retaining power. Just not so great at conquering Russia. Do what they did! Get Realpolitik!

(You’ll notice this account tends towards satire: the management advice suggested in posts containing #CrisisManaged is always epically bad. As is this one)

Y'all are trippin'. Establishment Dems are right: You do what the other guys did—copy-paste

Because it brought them to power & THAT's the whole point!

Only then do you push policies that might save us from imminent collapse…but only if it doesn't mess with your 𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 power #CrisisManaged

Y'all are trippin'. Establishment Dems are right: You do what the other guys did—copy-paste

Because it brought them to power & THAT's the whole point!

Only then do you push policies that might save us from imminent collapse…but only if it doesn't mess with your 𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 power #CrisisManaged

Wait…
You have people INTERACTING with something you said?

With stuff you said THREE MONTHS AGO?!!!

I can’t even get my mother to return my call…

Maybe I should block more.
Or post more.
Or make some goddam sense.
…
Or just keep yelling into the void. Since that’s really all this is: Futile. 😞

NGL, kinda loving the matriarchal lineage. Go Janettes Jarrow!

Breaking: Unsealed copies of the Panama Papers reveal that Janette Keene Taylor’s actual name is Janette Jarrow III. She does not own stock in Jarrow.

She IS Jarrow.

(One would hope some companies out there still have a standards and ethics. Seems like the bare minimum)

Road reflector manufacturing plant?

So now MAGA is saying that Tyler Robinson was friends with a trans person. Donald Trump was friends for 15 years with a child sex trafficker and they didn’t bat an eye.

The only thing Charlie Kirk had in common with Jesus is that Christians get mad when you quote him to them.

Current mood... 🤷

One of The Oatmeal comics that were rejected by the New Yorker.