Crisis Management
@crisismgmt.bsky.social
Helping the Titanic rearrange its deckchairs since 2025. Not the solutions the world needs; those the world deserves.
We take ugly tweets & memes & themes and try to make 'em purrdy. We also refer to ourselves in the third person plural—for credibility.
We take ugly tweets & memes & themes and try to make 'em purrdy. We also refer to ourselves in the third person plural—for credibility.
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Newly released footage of Canadian PM Mark Carney's thought process leading up to his landmark speech in Davos.
"You get a new third thing, bitch. A new THIRD thing. It ain't GOING your way." 💪🖕👍
#ElbowsUp #CdnPoli #CrisisManaged
"You get a new third thing, bitch. A new THIRD thing. It ain't GOING your way." 💪🖕👍
#ElbowsUp #CdnPoli #CrisisManaged
January 22, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Newly released footage of Canadian PM Mark Carney's thought process leading up to his landmark speech in Davos.
"You get a new third thing, bitch. A new THIRD thing. It ain't GOING your way." 💪🖕👍
#ElbowsUp #CdnPoli #CrisisManaged
"You get a new third thing, bitch. A new THIRD thing. It ain't GOING your way." 💪🖕👍
#ElbowsUp #CdnPoli #CrisisManaged
Need a reason to rejoice about the coming of the new year?
Capital Economics called it in 2024.
Just one thing left to do now:
Make it so.
Capital Economics called it in 2024.
Just one thing left to do now:
Make it so.
January 1, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Need a reason to rejoice about the coming of the new year?
Capital Economics called it in 2024.
Just one thing left to do now:
Make it so.
Capital Economics called it in 2024.
Just one thing left to do now:
Make it so.
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To those who say:
"I'm still on X because they are on X"
A quick reminder:
People are still on X because you are on X.
#BeTheChange you want to see in the world. The change we desperately need. Please pass it along to your twitter feed.
"I'm still on X because they are on X"
A quick reminder:
People are still on X because you are on X.
#BeTheChange you want to see in the world. The change we desperately need. Please pass it along to your twitter feed.
Why are Amy Proal @polybiorf.bsky.social David Putrino @putrinolab.bsky.social & so many others more active on X than here?
Why are we still legitimizing malignant platforms? Knowing what we know about the societal damage they're causing (see: how MAGA won; misinformation, apathy). Esp given that:
Why are we still legitimizing malignant platforms? Knowing what we know about the societal damage they're causing (see: how MAGA won; misinformation, apathy). Esp given that:
Scientists Leaving Elon Musk’s X are Driving Growth on Bluesky: Study
With rising engagement and originality, Bluesky is fast becoming a go-to platform for science communication and scholarly exchange.
observer.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
To those who say:
"I'm still on X because they are on X"
A quick reminder:
People are still on X because you are on X.
#BeTheChange you want to see in the world. The change we desperately need. Please pass it along to your twitter feed.
"I'm still on X because they are on X"
A quick reminder:
People are still on X because you are on X.
#BeTheChange you want to see in the world. The change we desperately need. Please pass it along to your twitter feed.
"De better way" by
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November 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
"De better way" by
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This is everything. As we all continue to cower behind our own self-interest, the world burns.
Problem being, none of us will not be spared by any of it.
Problem being, none of us will not be spared by any of it.
We saw on Friday elite solidarity rather than professional solidarity when Trump called a female reporter “piggy” and not a single one of her colleagues came to her defense—presumably because they didn’t want to threaten their own proximity to power.
Moral rot in elite journalism is killing the whole field
The Nuzzi/RFK Jr. mess and the revelation of Esptein's journo pals lay bare a profound moral absence at the heart of our free press.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
This is everything. As we all continue to cower behind our own self-interest, the world burns.
Problem being, none of us will not be spared by any of it.
Problem being, none of us will not be spared by any of it.
JFC.
It IS an obvious typo, because the sentence makes no sense with the current parenthesis placement. In an otherwise IMPECCABLE piece.
Also, "long tradition of correcting women"?!? Why not make it about race too? Why stop there?
I thought we were fighting for the truth—WTF is happening?
It IS an obvious typo, because the sentence makes no sense with the current parenthesis placement. In an otherwise IMPECCABLE piece.
Also, "long tradition of correcting women"?!? Why not make it about race too? Why stop there?
I thought we were fighting for the truth—WTF is happening?
November 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
JFC.
It IS an obvious typo, because the sentence makes no sense with the current parenthesis placement. In an otherwise IMPECCABLE piece.
Also, "long tradition of correcting women"?!? Why not make it about race too? Why stop there?
I thought we were fighting for the truth—WTF is happening?
It IS an obvious typo, because the sentence makes no sense with the current parenthesis placement. In an otherwise IMPECCABLE piece.
Also, "long tradition of correcting women"?!? Why not make it about race too? Why stop there?
I thought we were fighting for the truth—WTF is happening?
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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What was actually said is that progressives throughout the world DO see the US as a cautionary tale. It's why Poilievre didn't win the Canadian elections.
But that was too hard a pill to swallow, evidently. When your first reflex is to block allies who politely disagree, you're part of the problem.
But that was too hard a pill to swallow, evidently. When your first reflex is to block allies who politely disagree, you're part of the problem.
November 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
What was actually said is that progressives throughout the world DO see the US as a cautionary tale. It's why Poilievre didn't win the Canadian elections.
But that was too hard a pill to swallow, evidently. When your first reflex is to block allies who politely disagree, you're part of the problem.
But that was too hard a pill to swallow, evidently. When your first reflex is to block allies who politely disagree, you're part of the problem.
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This got me blocked… Wow.
American patriotism really is deeply ingrained. To the point of being a cult-like psychosis—even amongst some of its so-called progressives.
And then they wonder why things are the way they are.
#ElbowsUp, Canada. With allies like these, who needs enemies.
American patriotism really is deeply ingrained. To the point of being a cult-like psychosis—even amongst some of its so-called progressives.
And then they wonder why things are the way they are.
#ElbowsUp, Canada. With allies like these, who needs enemies.
November 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
This got me blocked… Wow.
American patriotism really is deeply ingrained. To the point of being a cult-like psychosis—even amongst some of its so-called progressives.
And then they wonder why things are the way they are.
#ElbowsUp, Canada. With allies like these, who needs enemies.
American patriotism really is deeply ingrained. To the point of being a cult-like psychosis—even amongst some of its so-called progressives.
And then they wonder why things are the way they are.
#ElbowsUp, Canada. With allies like these, who needs enemies.
November 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Behold, THIS is how you motivate your troops.
#WorldSeries #MLB #GoJays but also:
#GeneralStrike #Antifa #NoKings
#ElbowsUp
#WorldSeries #MLB #GoJays but also:
#GeneralStrike #Antifa #NoKings
#ElbowsUp
November 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Behold, THIS is how you motivate your troops.
#WorldSeries #MLB #GoJays but also:
#GeneralStrike #Antifa #NoKings
#ElbowsUp
#WorldSeries #MLB #GoJays but also:
#GeneralStrike #Antifa #NoKings
#ElbowsUp
Watching the World Series, one thing is clear: North American pro sports REALLY need to up their chanting game. It's not just pathetic, it's downright irritating.
Meanwhile, in Hamburg… (FC St. Pauli)
#MLB #NBA #NHL #NFL #MLS #BlueJays #Dodgers
(We need to up our window soundproofing too 😳)
Meanwhile, in Hamburg… (FC St. Pauli)
#MLB #NBA #NHL #NFL #MLS #BlueJays #Dodgers
(We need to up our window soundproofing too 😳)
November 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Drones returning to their launchpad after a show in China. Now imaging scaling these up and weaponizing them. (Because I'm sure the military has thought of that).
In the future, this is what the blitz will sound like. And it is terrifying.
In the future, this is what the blitz will sound like. And it is terrifying.
November 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Drones returning to their launchpad after a show in China. Now imaging scaling these up and weaponizing them. (Because I'm sure the military has thought of that).
In the future, this is what the blitz will sound like. And it is terrifying.
In the future, this is what the blitz will sound like. And it is terrifying.
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Alexa explodes after Canadian replies to query with, “Oh, yeah, no, for sure.”
Alexa explodes after Canadian replies to query with, “Oh, yeah, no, for sure.”
OROMOCTO, NB - A local man almost lost his home yesterday after his Amazon Alexa smart home device burst into flames. Lloyd Wentworth, 38, says the fire started as he was preparing dinner in his bunga...
www.thebeaverton.com
October 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Alexa explodes after Canadian replies to query with, “Oh, yeah, no, for sure.”
![Daniel Naroditsky (November 9, 1995 – October 19, 2025), often referred to as Danya, was an American chess grandmaster, author, and commentator. He won the Under-12 section of the World Youth Chess Championship in 2007 and the US Junior Championship in 2013, the same year he was officially awarded the grandmaster title at age 18.
While Naroditsky was consistently in the top 200 of FIDE's world rankings for classical chess, he was an absolute beast in faster time formats such as blitz chess, where he was consistently ranked top 25 in the world.
Naroditsky also made engaging educational and often hilarious chess content on YouTube and Twitch, published two chess books, and wrote columns for Chess Life and The New York Times.
He played on Chess.com under the handle DanielNaroditsky, and on Lichess.org under the handle RebeccaHarris. As to why he chose the latter, "I have to point out that I spent all of five seconds creating that account name because I didn't know that it would become big and Rebecca Harris is just a character in a TV show called Limitless that's a spin-off off of a movie that I liked and Rebecca Harris may or may not have been played by an actress [Jennifer Carpenter] who, in my early high school days, well… I'll trail off there… let's just say she made an impression on me".
Source: https://youtu.be/8eiLh4nKuvE?si=h59jEdZppy373g1s&t=1815
Danya was as quick witted as he was bullet-fast at playing high-speed chess. And his generosity, humility and kindness were unmatched in the chess world. He will be dearly missed.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:z7fq5sb3thfww72ndrnpuivv/bafkreidbnstkwljgio6vs7eae7mbhp2n6edan5wrfyoskzpox2rrgg3llu@jpeg)
October 21, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Oh, I know alright.
My first thought was devastation. Immediately followed by anger. #Kramnik, you narcissistic piece of shit. "What did I do?" Bullied someone who'd grown up looking up to you. Made baseless accusations that haunted this tender soul for over a year.
I grieve. I rage.
My first thought was devastation. Immediately followed by anger. #Kramnik, you narcissistic piece of shit. "What did I do?" Bullied someone who'd grown up looking up to you. Made baseless accusations that haunted this tender soul for over a year.
I grieve. I rage.
October 21, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Oh, I know alright.
My first thought was devastation. Immediately followed by anger. #Kramnik, you narcissistic piece of shit. "What did I do?" Bullied someone who'd grown up looking up to you. Made baseless accusations that haunted this tender soul for over a year.
I grieve. I rage.
My first thought was devastation. Immediately followed by anger. #Kramnik, you narcissistic piece of shit. "What did I do?" Bullied someone who'd grown up looking up to you. Made baseless accusations that haunted this tender soul for over a year.
I grieve. I rage.
He did more than that for me: his wit, brilliance and humility consistently restored my faith in humanity.
He was what we need more of in the world. Desperately.
He was what we need more of in the world. Desperately.
October 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
He did more than that for me: his wit, brilliance and humility consistently restored my faith in humanity.
He was what we need more of in the world. Desperately.
He was what we need more of in the world. Desperately.