Crocosaurus
@crocosaurusrex.bsky.social
I am old and cantankerous. And I bite.
I have no problem with Veterans asking for and receiving discounts because of their time in the service, but the number of people I see on FetLife today trying to use their Veteran status to get laid is…really gross.
November 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I have no problem with Veterans asking for and receiving discounts because of their time in the service, but the number of people I see on FetLife today trying to use their Veteran status to get laid is…really gross.
People are fucking weird. Just had someone stop and block traffic to wait for me to pull out of a parking spot to save ten feet of walking. The person behind them proceeded to yank their car into an adjoining aisle to get past the first person so they didn’t have to wait for them.
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
People are fucking weird. Just had someone stop and block traffic to wait for me to pull out of a parking spot to save ten feet of walking. The person behind them proceeded to yank their car into an adjoining aisle to get past the first person so they didn’t have to wait for them.
I am, and always shall be, the quintessential Gen X’er. Over here shrugging and saying whatever because nobody really gives a shit anyway.
November 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I am, and always shall be, the quintessential Gen X’er. Over here shrugging and saying whatever because nobody really gives a shit anyway.
I don’t know who decided we needed to swap out “sharing space” for “spending time,” but those people need to share space with a baseball bat.
November 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I don’t know who decided we needed to swap out “sharing space” for “spending time,” but those people need to share space with a baseball bat.
When my social interactions become a net negative in terms of my mental health and general well being I know it is time to redirect my energy somewhere else.
October 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
When my social interactions become a net negative in terms of my mental health and general well being I know it is time to redirect my energy somewhere else.
I sincerely hope I never get to a point in my life when I have to suck up to a group of individuals that includes so many current and former consent violators in a desperate attempt to keep the doors of my business open.
October 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I sincerely hope I never get to a point in my life when I have to suck up to a group of individuals that includes so many current and former consent violators in a desperate attempt to keep the doors of my business open.
It is a scientific fact that the good work you do doesn’t matter unless you constantly tell everyone around you how much good work you do and how much you sacrifice to do it. Your work is even more impactful if you talk about how many spoons it cost you.
I don’t make up the rules, folks.
I don’t make up the rules, folks.
October 27, 2025 at 10:38 AM
It is a scientific fact that the good work you do doesn’t matter unless you constantly tell everyone around you how much good work you do and how much you sacrifice to do it. Your work is even more impactful if you talk about how many spoons it cost you.
I don’t make up the rules, folks.
I don’t make up the rules, folks.
I absolutely love my life. I really do.
October 26, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I absolutely love my life. I really do.
Jesus this is real.
One of my biggest flaws is my hair trigger around feeling taken advantage of. I catch a whiff (true or not) of someone trying to take advantage, pull one over, or in some other way humiliate me, my psyche goes wonky and I flip my shit and lose all reason.
Working on it
Also why I like to be alone
Working on it
Also why I like to be alone
October 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Jesus this is real.
A often maligned local kinkster once said to me that kink was where people went who couldn’t find anywhere else that would accept them. Not even churches.
I dunno, but I feel like that is a disservice to those people. Like, it’s ok that you have no social skills we are happy to put up with you!
I dunno, but I feel like that is a disservice to those people. Like, it’s ok that you have no social skills we are happy to put up with you!
October 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
A often maligned local kinkster once said to me that kink was where people went who couldn’t find anywhere else that would accept them. Not even churches.
I dunno, but I feel like that is a disservice to those people. Like, it’s ok that you have no social skills we are happy to put up with you!
I dunno, but I feel like that is a disservice to those people. Like, it’s ok that you have no social skills we are happy to put up with you!
Reposted by Crocosaurus
While I'll always want to give the benefit of the doubt to somebody citing mental health difficulties as the reason for their abhorrent behaviour, it's also the case that citing spurious mental health issues as a way of insulating yourself from valid criticism is a tactic certain people have used.
October 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
While I'll always want to give the benefit of the doubt to somebody citing mental health difficulties as the reason for their abhorrent behaviour, it's also the case that citing spurious mental health issues as a way of insulating yourself from valid criticism is a tactic certain people have used.
"Your leather journey is your journey and you shouldn't let anyone dictate what leather is to you."
"That person has no right to lead a leather group. They don't even have boots."
THESE TWO THINGS WERE SAID BY THE SAME PERSON.
"That person has no right to lead a leather group. They don't even have boots."
THESE TWO THINGS WERE SAID BY THE SAME PERSON.
October 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
"Your leather journey is your journey and you shouldn't let anyone dictate what leather is to you."
"That person has no right to lead a leather group. They don't even have boots."
THESE TWO THINGS WERE SAID BY THE SAME PERSON.
"That person has no right to lead a leather group. They don't even have boots."
THESE TWO THINGS WERE SAID BY THE SAME PERSON.
Not that anyone is asking, but it will be a cold day in hell before I send my contact information to an anonymous account to be given the right to attend a munch at a Beef O' Fucking Bradys.
October 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Not that anyone is asking, but it will be a cold day in hell before I send my contact information to an anonymous account to be given the right to attend a munch at a Beef O' Fucking Bradys.
“Quite often the most helpful people are the ones who have been through the most shit.” - My therapist
youtu.be/VM56KXM4y4c?...
youtu.be/VM56KXM4y4c?...
The West Wing - Noël - Down in a Hole
YouTube video by Colin Barnette
youtu.be
October 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
“Quite often the most helpful people are the ones who have been through the most shit.” - My therapist
youtu.be/VM56KXM4y4c?...
youtu.be/VM56KXM4y4c?...
I am well aware that this question is sparked by confirmation bias, but I really gotta ask - Why does everything stressful in my life always seem to happen at once. Why can’t they just kind of trickle out slowly over time?
October 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I am well aware that this question is sparked by confirmation bias, but I really gotta ask - Why does everything stressful in my life always seem to happen at once. Why can’t they just kind of trickle out slowly over time?
I don’t think I am better than anyone else, I think I am different from some people. And I like to associate with people who match my different.
October 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I don’t think I am better than anyone else, I think I am different from some people. And I like to associate with people who match my different.
This is some of the coolest shit I have ever seen online.
September 28, 2025 at 11:31 AM
This is some of the coolest shit I have ever seen online.
It's the year of our lord 2025 and I still occasionally see people who want to get into content creation because it's "basically like you aren't even working."
Oh, you sweet summer children.
Oh, you sweet summer children.
September 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
It's the year of our lord 2025 and I still occasionally see people who want to get into content creation because it's "basically like you aren't even working."
Oh, you sweet summer children.
Oh, you sweet summer children.
I would like to know where to find the sex pollen. I mean, so I can avoid it. Sounds like dangerous stuff. Yeah.
A comic about CNC kink I've been thinking about for a few years, and I finally decided to sit down and make it.
![Consensual Non-Consent In Real Life
A 3 panel comic
Panel 1: Kink Negotiation
Blushing Person: I was thinking maybe we could try out some CNC play...
Person #2: Yeah, we can totally try that out, sweetie! We should plan out what we're willing to do!
Panel 2: "The Scene"
Person #2: The sex pollen.... it's... taking over. I... I can't...Hnngg....
Blushing Person: Noo! Please, you have to snap out of it!
Panel 3: Aftercare
Blushing Person: Thanks so much, that was fun. Let's do it again sometime.
[end of comic]
"The Scene" is the fantasy within a CNC framework.
Some fictional works tell a story depicting two (or more) characters following the process of doing CNC kink, just as they would in real life: Consent discussion, Kink negotiation, “The Scene", and Aftercare.
[image of a blushing person reading the above comic]
Some fictional works focus on “The Scene only. A framing device is not required, as the fantasy is contained fully within the story. This lets the reader engage in the kink the same way as if they were engaging in “The Scene" portion of the CNC play.
[image of a blushing person reading only “The Scene” panel from the above comic]
CNC play, and both sorts of fiction are normal and healthy!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:e6upvlddlsc3tvmgdci5nmop/bafkreidwbark7hackmvu3yqr5hmyhqhbn6y7dnjxq444naoypfg3qmhei4@jpeg)
September 26, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I would like to know where to find the sex pollen. I mean, so I can avoid it. Sounds like dangerous stuff. Yeah.
A local event frequently books guest speakers, but when asked the organizer stated that they specifically do not vet the topics in advance. That's a non-starter for me. It's a shame, because I really like the organizer and the event, but my days of being ambushed by topics in the kink scene are done
September 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
A local event frequently books guest speakers, but when asked the organizer stated that they specifically do not vet the topics in advance. That's a non-starter for me. It's a shame, because I really like the organizer and the event, but my days of being ambushed by topics in the kink scene are done
Reposted by Crocosaurus
Admitting when you're wrong is good actually. You ought to try it. A simple "my bad" or "I misunderstood" does wonders for one's credibility.
September 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Admitting when you're wrong is good actually. You ought to try it. A simple "my bad" or "I misunderstood" does wonders for one's credibility.
My God. Yet another “new” FemDom in the area who is wanting to arrange private parties, offers paid sessions, and has handy links to her CashApp and OnlyFans accounts in her profile.
Wonder when she will start being a regular presence at the local club?
Wonder when she will start being a regular presence at the local club?
September 17, 2025 at 10:20 AM
My God. Yet another “new” FemDom in the area who is wanting to arrange private parties, offers paid sessions, and has handy links to her CashApp and OnlyFans accounts in her profile.
Wonder when she will start being a regular presence at the local club?
Wonder when she will start being a regular presence at the local club?
I dunno. Maybe if you have a club where you promote safety as being one of your cornerstones you shouldn’t advertise that you don’t even know the FetLife handle of one of your volunteers.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a large building
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a large building
media.tenor.com
August 30, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I dunno. Maybe if you have a club where you promote safety as being one of your cornerstones you shouldn’t advertise that you don’t even know the FetLife handle of one of your volunteers.
I have visited old friends in two different cities in the last month only to find out they are getting divorced. Seriously, what the fuck is happening out there?!?!
August 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I have visited old friends in two different cities in the last month only to find out they are getting divorced. Seriously, what the fuck is happening out there?!?!