Al Crow
@crowman.bsky.social
Electron Juggler. tea drinker. gardener. Tiktok: @crowbloke
By the look of how it happened, gun control would have made no difference whatsoever.
September 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
By the look of how it happened, gun control would have made no difference whatsoever.
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I recently employed a doorman for my house. I didn’t know what I was letting myself in for.
August 19, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I recently employed a doorman for my house. I didn’t know what I was letting myself in for.
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I bought a cuckoo clock, it tells the time in other people’s houses.
June 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I bought a cuckoo clock, it tells the time in other people’s houses.
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Escape - Gator Days
June 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Escape - Gator Days
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I'm going to start posting up some of my older GIFs, and re-rendering them in higher quality where I can. First up is one of my favourites, someone clever came up with the name "Infinitea" which I liked
June 18, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I'm going to start posting up some of my older GIFs, and re-rendering them in higher quality where I can. First up is one of my favourites, someone clever came up with the name "Infinitea" which I liked
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As president of the world I promise to create more jobs by making a huge mess for everyone to clean up
June 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
As president of the world I promise to create more jobs by making a huge mess for everyone to clean up
"Well I didn't expect that" - people who didn't expect that.
June 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
"Well I didn't expect that" - people who didn't expect that.
I think I've seen all the films.
June 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I think I've seen all the films.
I've got three chainsaws but if you saw me in the street you'd think no way that guy has got even one chainsaw.
June 12, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I've got three chainsaws but if you saw me in the street you'd think no way that guy has got even one chainsaw.
Today I accidently repaired my leaking petrol strimmer by repairing it wrong.
June 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Today I accidently repaired my leaking petrol strimmer by repairing it wrong.
12 years old.
Today.
Birthday boy woke up to a quick chuchchuch so I could take the pic.
Today.
Birthday boy woke up to a quick chuchchuch so I could take the pic.
June 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
12 years old.
Today.
Birthday boy woke up to a quick chuchchuch so I could take the pic.
Today.
Birthday boy woke up to a quick chuchchuch so I could take the pic.
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I'd love to be the guy that slaps the back of a truck but I don't when you're supposed to do it and not get shouted at.
June 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I'd love to be the guy that slaps the back of a truck but I don't when you're supposed to do it and not get shouted at.
Just watched the kitty catch a rat, walk the fence with it in his mouth, drop it by next door fence and meow for next door cat. He's been feeding next door cat.
May 31, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Just watched the kitty catch a rat, walk the fence with it in his mouth, drop it by next door fence and meow for next door cat. He's been feeding next door cat.
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So you're telling me a John cougared this mellencamp?
May 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
So you're telling me a John cougared this mellencamp?
Me, watching karate kid 2 : yeah, no. That would hurt though.
May 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Me, watching karate kid 2 : yeah, no. That would hurt though.
Perils of being a gardener #23:
"Can you come do my lawn please"
[ 25 five minutes later]
"The grass is wet can you do it later please"
[ mfw after driving for 20 mins ]
"Can you come do my lawn please"
[ 25 five minutes later]
"The grass is wet can you do it later please"
[ mfw after driving for 20 mins ]
a man is yawning and saying oh my good
ALT: a man is yawning and saying oh my good
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May 28, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Perils of being a gardener #23:
"Can you come do my lawn please"
[ 25 five minutes later]
"The grass is wet can you do it later please"
[ mfw after driving for 20 mins ]
"Can you come do my lawn please"
[ 25 five minutes later]
"The grass is wet can you do it later please"
[ mfw after driving for 20 mins ]
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My husband: I wish I hadn’t gotten you that stupid blender for your birthday
Me drinking 3 frozen pizzas: why
Me drinking 3 frozen pizzas: why
May 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
My husband: I wish I hadn’t gotten you that stupid blender for your birthday
Me drinking 3 frozen pizzas: why
Me drinking 3 frozen pizzas: why
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Happy Towel day you Hoopy Froods
May 25, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Happy Towel day you Hoopy Froods
Such a nice day I'm treating my clothes to a 2hr wash instead of the 40 minute daily. Living the life.
May 25, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Such a nice day I'm treating my clothes to a 2hr wash instead of the 40 minute daily. Living the life.
Ah yes, I do remember the old Internet. The finest Internet. The Internet you could browse, surf and enjoy. websites created by people with a passion. You could watch actual video recordings and talk to people in real time.
It's all paved over now. They put up a parking lot.
It's all paved over now. They put up a parking lot.
May 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Ah yes, I do remember the old Internet. The finest Internet. The Internet you could browse, surf and enjoy. websites created by people with a passion. You could watch actual video recordings and talk to people in real time.
It's all paved over now. They put up a parking lot.
It's all paved over now. They put up a parking lot.
It says stir half way through cooking but I just give it a good wiggle because chef tings
May 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
It says stir half way through cooking but I just give it a good wiggle because chef tings