Crutnacker
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Team USA Curler Rich Ruohonen:
"We'd be remiss if we didn't at least mention what's going on in Minnesota...I am a lawyer, as you know, and we have a constitution... and what's happening in Minnesota is wrong. There's no shades of gray. It's clear."
"We'd be remiss if we didn't at least mention what's going on in Minnesota...I am a lawyer, as you know, and we have a constitution... and what's happening in Minnesota is wrong. There's no shades of gray. It's clear."
February 10, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Team USA Curler Rich Ruohonen:
"We'd be remiss if we didn't at least mention what's going on in Minnesota...I am a lawyer, as you know, and we have a constitution... and what's happening in Minnesota is wrong. There's no shades of gray. It's clear."
"We'd be remiss if we didn't at least mention what's going on in Minnesota...I am a lawyer, as you know, and we have a constitution... and what's happening in Minnesota is wrong. There's no shades of gray. It's clear."
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SWALWELL: You said you wanted to see a deportation process that was 'like Amazon Prime but with human beings.' How many times has Amazon Prime shot a mom 3 times in the face?
LYONS: None
SWALWELL: How many times has Amazon Prime shot a nurse 10 times in the back?
LYONS: None
LYONS: None
SWALWELL: How many times has Amazon Prime shot a nurse 10 times in the back?
LYONS: None
February 10, 2026 at 4:14 PM
SWALWELL: You said you wanted to see a deportation process that was 'like Amazon Prime but with human beings.' How many times has Amazon Prime shot a mom 3 times in the face?
LYONS: None
SWALWELL: How many times has Amazon Prime shot a nurse 10 times in the back?
LYONS: None
LYONS: None
SWALWELL: How many times has Amazon Prime shot a nurse 10 times in the back?
LYONS: None
True crime documentaries would be 20 seconds long if it wasn't for endless footage of TIkTokers commenting on the case.
February 11, 2026 at 12:37 AM
True crime documentaries would be 20 seconds long if it wasn't for endless footage of TIkTokers commenting on the case.
Rather than pull a McCarthy, name the names.
Reps. Massie and Khanna say they've found at least six names of individuals "likely incriminated" by their inclusion in the Epstein files after reviewing unredacted docs.
Massie: "We found six men whose names have been redacted, who are implicated in the way that the files are presented."
Massie: "We found six men whose names have been redacted, who are implicated in the way that the files are presented."
February 10, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Rather than pull a McCarthy, name the names.
Not that Epstein has me thinking, but I wonder what Rush Limbaugh was doing with all that Viagra in the Dominican Republic 20 years ago. www.cbsnews.com/news/rush-li...
Rush Limbaugh Detained With Viagra
Held At Airport After Drug Lacked Prescription; Could See Deal In Prior Case Collapse
www.cbsnews.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Not that Epstein has me thinking, but I wonder what Rush Limbaugh was doing with all that Viagra in the Dominican Republic 20 years ago. www.cbsnews.com/news/rush-li...
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When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts
February 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts
Italy should send all broken medals to Trump.
February 10, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Italy should send all broken medals to Trump.
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Absolutely devastating. Jon was a wonderful guy and the best political cartoonist Australia ever produced
Jon Kudelka, much-loved Australian political cartoonist, dies aged 53
Jon Kudelka, much-loved Australian political cartoonist, dies aged 53
Award-winning Tasmanian artist’s work was published by The Australian, The Saturday Paper and The Hobart Mercury
Jon Kudelka, the Australian political cartoonist, has died at the age of 53.
His wife Margaret Kudelka announced the news in a statement on Tuesday: “We are sad to tell you that our beloved, brilliant Jon Kudelka died peacefully in South Hobart on Sunday afternoon, surrounded by his family and friends.” Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Absolutely devastating. Jon was a wonderful guy and the best political cartoonist Australia ever produced
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The Seahawks won the Super Bowl, but Patriots won halftime.
February 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
The Seahawks won the Super Bowl, but Patriots won halftime.
The Seahawks won the Super Bowl, but Patriots won halftime.
February 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
The Seahawks won the Super Bowl, but Patriots won halftime.
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They are saying Kid Rock handed his Grammy to lil’ Kyle Rittenhouse during the halftime show.
(Not true. Kid Rock has never won a Grammy).
(Not true. Kid Rock has never won a Grammy).
February 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
They are saying Kid Rock handed his Grammy to lil’ Kyle Rittenhouse during the halftime show.
(Not true. Kid Rock has never won a Grammy).
(Not true. Kid Rock has never won a Grammy).
Very on-brand for a convicted rapist to promote MAHA on the Super Bowl.
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Very on-brand for a convicted rapist to promote MAHA on the Super Bowl.
AI is the new DOTCOM/Crypto/Internet 2.0.
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
AI is the new DOTCOM/Crypto/Internet 2.0.
That halftime show represents the America I want, not the open sewage pit Trump and his supporter are selling.
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
That halftime show represents the America I want, not the open sewage pit Trump and his supporter are selling.
Didn't understand many of the words, but the feelings of love, happiness, family, and enjoying your life are universal.
Bad Bunny seems pretty All-American to me.
Bad Bunny seems pretty All-American to me.
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Didn't understand many of the words, but the feelings of love, happiness, family, and enjoying your life are universal.
Bad Bunny seems pretty All-American to me.
Bad Bunny seems pretty All-American to me.
Sorry Chick-Fil-A, I have no idea how to have a blessed day.
February 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Sorry Chick-Fil-A, I have no idea how to have a blessed day.
Kid Rock's genre is waking up in bed alone after your family reunion realizing you roofied your own drink and not your cousin's.
Kid Rocks genre is: drinking a beer from a red solo cup left out from a frat party the night before that has a cigarette butt floating in it
Kid Rocks genre is: untreated chlamydia
February 9, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Kid Rock's genre is waking up in bed alone after your family reunion realizing you roofied your own drink and not your cousin's.
Enjoying all the woke Super Bowl ads.
February 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Enjoying all the woke Super Bowl ads.
Is it just me, or does the sound in the Super Bowl suck?
February 9, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Is it just me, or does the sound in the Super Bowl suck?
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going great already lmfaoo
February 8, 2026 at 11:45 PM
going great already lmfaoo
To be fair, Trump is a far better expert at going downhill.
why is it normal that the president whine about random citizens being losers. how does this not just embarrass everyone. completely child-like behavior
February 9, 2026 at 12:01 AM
To be fair, Trump is a far better expert at going downhill.
I hope we make it to Super Bowl 67. And two years later.
Because I'm still 13 at heart.
Because I'm still 13 at heart.
February 8, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I hope we make it to Super Bowl 67. And two years later.
Because I'm still 13 at heart.
Because I'm still 13 at heart.
The sound at the Super Bowl is awful. I can hear Collinsworth.
February 8, 2026 at 11:56 PM
The sound at the Super Bowl is awful. I can hear Collinsworth.
I don't mind a half time show in Spanish. I'd love to have the color commentary in Spanish. #SuperBowlLX. #Collinsworth
February 8, 2026 at 11:44 PM
I don't mind a half time show in Spanish. I'd love to have the color commentary in Spanish. #SuperBowlLX. #Collinsworth