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Guys, you keep calling the Trump administration Nazis, but would Nazis make cool posters like this to recruit workers?
December 9, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Guys, you keep calling the Trump administration Nazis, but would Nazis make cool posters like this to recruit workers?
The Bet MGM is on the nose.
Butker hits the right upright, naturally. Sounded appropriately clangin'
December 8, 2025 at 11:41 AM
The Bet MGM is on the nose.
Welcome to Derry has about six too many plotlines.
December 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Welcome to Derry has about six too many plotlines.
That’s an actual photo of Zuck.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the ‘Metaverse’ has cost Meta more than $77B
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
That’s an actual photo of Zuck.
Trump decisively ended the Cola Wars.
BREAKING: According to Markwayne Mullin, Trump ended a *ninth* war overnight and is now working on ending a 10th!
December 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Trump decisively ended the Cola Wars.
The world is run by 10 year old boys who were never told "no".
I miss the days when a video like this would tank stocks.
I miss the days when a video like this would tank stocks.
December 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The world is run by 10 year old boys who were never told "no".
I miss the days when a video like this would tank stocks.
I miss the days when a video like this would tank stocks.
It really feels like the world could stand to reread the Emperor's New Clothes.
There is truly nothing behind those heavy lidded pig eyes, painted face, and wispy hair. His only power is what people stupidly keep giving him.
There is truly nothing behind those heavy lidded pig eyes, painted face, and wispy hair. His only power is what people stupidly keep giving him.
From @theathleticfc.bsky.social: President Trump is expected to speak at the World Cup 2026 draw on Friday after he receives the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize.
Donald Trump to speak at World Cup draw upon receiving FIFA Peace Prize
The inaugural presentation of the prize is set to occur during the World Cup draw in Washington, D.C. on Friday.
nyti.ms
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
It really feels like the world could stand to reread the Emperor's New Clothes.
There is truly nothing behind those heavy lidded pig eyes, painted face, and wispy hair. His only power is what people stupidly keep giving him.
There is truly nothing behind those heavy lidded pig eyes, painted face, and wispy hair. His only power is what people stupidly keep giving him.
The best thing about tiny cars is that your hands look huge.
December 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The best thing about tiny cars is that your hands look huge.
Trump’s birthday is the 30th of February, right?
"The Donald Trump administration has changed which holidays qualify for free entrance to national parks, removing two holidays celebrating Black people and adding the president’s birthday."
National parks change prioritizes Trump birthday over days honoring Black people
Free entrance days at national parks no longer include MLK Day and Juneteenth.
www.sfgate.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Trump’s birthday is the 30th of February, right?
Anyone remember a CBS town hall with surviving family members of the thousands of other shooting victims prior to the founder of Toilet Paper USA?
December 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Anyone remember a CBS town hall with surviving family members of the thousands of other shooting victims prior to the founder of Toilet Paper USA?
My listening age is 25 ever since I got the plastic surgery on my ears.
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
My listening age is 25 ever since I got the plastic surgery on my ears.
Imagine the Wire, but just one season of it.
December 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Imagine the Wire, but just one season of it.
I look forward to the inevitable selling of of pieces in ten years.
That and the Stranger Things / It crossover.
That and the Stranger Things / It crossover.
December 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I look forward to the inevitable selling of of pieces in ten years.
That and the Stranger Things / It crossover.
That and the Stranger Things / It crossover.
It's right there with the Republicans who called the children killed at mass in Minnesota and adults killed at LDS services in Michigan "Christian martyrs".
Oh wait, I forgot, nobody cared about those Christians.
Oh wait, I forgot, nobody cared about those Christians.
Where’s the CBS News town hall focused on the Democrats assassinated in Minnesota?
Bari Weiss has a CBS town hall set with Erika Kirk, widow of Charlie Kirk.
If you want to attend, you're asked a series of questions on an online form.
The first question is: “Do you consider yourself a conservative? If so, why?”
Via Jeremy Barr
www.theguardian.com/media/2025/d...
If you want to attend, you're asked a series of questions on an online form.
The first question is: “Do you consider yourself a conservative? If so, why?”
Via Jeremy Barr
www.theguardian.com/media/2025/d...
December 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
It's right there with the Republicans who called the children killed at mass in Minnesota and adults killed at LDS services in Michigan "Christian martyrs".
Oh wait, I forgot, nobody cared about those Christians.
Oh wait, I forgot, nobody cared about those Christians.
There is a percentage of voters who voted for Trump because they embraced his hate.
But there is also a percentage of voters who don't pay attention to a goddamned thing and voted for him. Let's hope they realize the awful mistake they made.
But there is also a percentage of voters who don't pay attention to a goddamned thing and voted for him. Let's hope they realize the awful mistake they made.
Ruh roh: New poll finds 37% of people who backed Trump in 2024 say the cost of living is "the worst they can ever remember it being." www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Damning New Poll: Americans Say Cost Of Living Is 'Worst They Can Ever Remember'
A rising number of President Donald Trump's own voters think he's responsible for higher prices, according to new data.
www.huffpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
There is a percentage of voters who voted for Trump because they embraced his hate.
But there is also a percentage of voters who don't pay attention to a goddamned thing and voted for him. Let's hope they realize the awful mistake they made.
But there is also a percentage of voters who don't pay attention to a goddamned thing and voted for him. Let's hope they realize the awful mistake they made.
This is my favorite Pete Hegseth story.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This is my favorite Pete Hegseth story.
Shout out to the people just now realizing MSNBC sucks.
December 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Shout out to the people just now realizing MSNBC sucks.
My Apple Music Year End Playlist is a note that says my taste in music sucks.
December 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
My Apple Music Year End Playlist is a note that says my taste in music sucks.
So we've gone from athletes throwing games for profit to people throwing real life for profit.
I'd say we're circling the drain, but it's awfully dark in here and I see a dancing clown.
I'd say we're circling the drain, but it's awfully dark in here and I see a dancing clown.
December 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
So we've gone from athletes throwing games for profit to people throwing real life for profit.
I'd say we're circling the drain, but it's awfully dark in here and I see a dancing clown.
I'd say we're circling the drain, but it's awfully dark in here and I see a dancing clown.
Everyone knows Franklin would never be a murdering asshole. He's Canadian.
Now Peppa Pig........
Now Peppa Pig........
Canadian publisher Kids Can Press "strongly condemns any denigrating, violent, or unauthorized use of Franklin's name or image" following Pete Hegseth's post:
December 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Everyone knows Franklin would never be a murdering asshole. He's Canadian.
Now Peppa Pig........
Now Peppa Pig........
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Meet Couples Who Stay Together Because They Need Help Holding an Invisible Sandwich
August 2, 2023 at 5:20 AM
Meet Couples Who Stay Together Because They Need Help Holding an Invisible Sandwich
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There are no old whippersnappers.
December 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
There are no old whippersnappers.
Do you like cut Christmas trees or ones that are uncircumcised?
December 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Do you like cut Christmas trees or ones that are uncircumcised?
Our two party system is working like a finely oiled tire.
Jeffries claims the charges against Cueller were "very thin" and says Trump's pardon was "exactly the right outcome"
December 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Our two party system is working like a finely oiled tire.