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cruyff guy
@cruyffguy.bsky.social
· Apr 6
Anyway it's great to be back here on... what's that say? bluesky.com? Oh god, this is always death
Someone get a count on how many times Ally has said "follow through"
February 7, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Someone get a count on how many times Ally has said "follow through"
My current FPL wildcard team looks like an arrow pointing down and I'm all about that kind of ominous signposting
January 31, 2026 at 11:34 AM
My current FPL wildcard team looks like an arrow pointing down and I'm all about that kind of ominous signposting
Nothing says a hellish heatwave like a picture of some lads having a laugh in a fountain
January 27, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Nothing says a hellish heatwave like a picture of some lads having a laugh in a fountain
Arsenal. Very funny football club imo
January 25, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Arsenal. Very funny football club imo
The Darren Fletcher era has begun
January 11, 2026 at 5:55 PM
The Darren Fletcher era has begun
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Bluesky isn't great but fuck me, at least posting on it isn't help to train a morally bankrupt AI that purely exists to make the richest prick alive more richer and more powerful
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Bluesky isn't great but fuck me, at least posting on it isn't help to train a morally bankrupt AI that purely exists to make the richest prick alive more richer and more powerful
The Ruben Amorim era has begun
January 5, 2026 at 10:12 AM
The Ruben Amorim era has begun
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mods are asleep, post uk video game magazines creating renders for wwf covers
January 2, 2026 at 5:14 PM
mods are asleep, post uk video game magazines creating renders for wwf covers
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went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible
🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌
🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌
January 2, 2026 at 2:16 PM
went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible
🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌
🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌
Just seen that Woltemade won the Baby Boy Byfield and I'm glad more than ever that I don't have a xwitter account anymore. Terrible booking
December 30, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Just seen that Woltemade won the Baby Boy Byfield and I'm glad more than ever that I don't have a xwitter account anymore. Terrible booking
Sorry but if this isn't your Christmas evening then you've fucked up
December 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Sorry but if this isn't your Christmas evening then you've fucked up
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5 Gold Rings is quite good, wasn't expecting that tbh
December 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
5 Gold Rings is quite good, wasn't expecting that tbh
My sister-in-law bought me 64 of these for Christmas and I can see how this will go. Merry everyone!
December 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
My sister-in-law bought me 64 of these for Christmas and I can see how this will go. Merry everyone!
Incredible heel turn promo from Ricky Evans
December 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Incredible heel turn promo from Ricky Evans
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
They're still not up this year. Christmas 2025, I have failed you
Christmas decorations are going up out of sheer practicality due to busy weekends coming up. I can feel the icy stare of judgment from all our neighbours and I don't care
December 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
They're still not up this year. Christmas 2025, I have failed you
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Really can’t get over this new political mentality every party has adopted which seems to be “let’s make our country so shit and hostile no one wants to come here”
December 7, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Really can’t get over this new political mentality every party has adopted which seems to be “let’s make our country so shit and hostile no one wants to come here”
We've taken the L early this world cup then
December 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
We've taken the L early this world cup then
I've got world cup draw fever, baby!
It's tearing apart my internal organs and slowly killing me!!
Please send help!!!
It's tearing apart my internal organs and slowly killing me!!
Please send help!!!
December 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I've got world cup draw fever, baby!
It's tearing apart my internal organs and slowly killing me!!
Please send help!!!
It's tearing apart my internal organs and slowly killing me!!
Please send help!!!
30 months is nothing for a timelord
December 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
30 months is nothing for a timelord