Laura….needs a secret Santa. 🤣
@cubbi3gyrl.bsky.social
Midwestern, tattooed, dog and cat mom (feral goblin) who likes all things Cubs, pro wrestlin, & Raiders! Buy me tacos and tell me I’m pretty. (Cash app/Venmo or PP 🤣)
Pinned
Oh yes!
December 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Oh yes!
My most used words on BlueSky.
I love word clouds!
I love word clouds!
December 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
My most used words on BlueSky.
I love word clouds!
I love word clouds!
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Spotted in Richmond, Virginia
December 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Spotted in Richmond, Virginia
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That’s another $7.77 donated to Planned Parenthood in the name of Harrison Butker
December 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
That’s another $7.77 donated to Planned Parenthood in the name of Harrison Butker
Bestie: “that’s a suspicious looking trash bag”
Me: What’s suspicious about it?
Bestie: “it’s shaped weird”
Me: Shaped weird how?
Bestie: “It’s people shaped!”
I don’t know what I expected - but it wasn’t that.
Me: What’s suspicious about it?
Bestie: “it’s shaped weird”
Me: Shaped weird how?
Bestie: “It’s people shaped!”
I don’t know what I expected - but it wasn’t that.
December 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Bestie: “that’s a suspicious looking trash bag”
Me: What’s suspicious about it?
Bestie: “it’s shaped weird”
Me: Shaped weird how?
Bestie: “It’s people shaped!”
I don’t know what I expected - but it wasn’t that.
Me: What’s suspicious about it?
Bestie: “it’s shaped weird”
Me: Shaped weird how?
Bestie: “It’s people shaped!”
I don’t know what I expected - but it wasn’t that.
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I am convinced Bob Nightengale is just pulling a Milton from "Office Space" and no one has remembered he got fired like 10 years ago because USA Today isn't an actual paper anymore.
December 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I am convinced Bob Nightengale is just pulling a Milton from "Office Space" and no one has remembered he got fired like 10 years ago because USA Today isn't an actual paper anymore.
Follow my guy! He’s here…finally!
Hey, I’m Swerve. I’m a DJ, a Mascot Handler, Brand Ambassador and most importantly…f&@king tired. Damn I got too many jobs
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Follow my guy! He’s here…finally!
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For the late night crowd, check out my latest article on @beardedgmusic.bsky.social and let me know the best tape, CD, or album you received as a gift?
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The Beths and The Risk of Gifting Music - Bearded Gentlemen Music
Mac shares a story about the risk and reward of gifting an album from The Beths to a colleague and why we should gift more music.
beardedgentlemenmusic.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:19 AM
For the late night crowd, check out my latest article on @beardedgmusic.bsky.social and let me know the best tape, CD, or album you received as a gift?
beardedgentlemenmusic.com/2025/12/02/t...
beardedgentlemenmusic.com/2025/12/02/t...
It is Krampus Nacht…so we’re watching the movie! All you bad kids are gonna end up in his sack!
a merry krampus greeting card with a picture of a wolf
ALT: a merry krampus greeting card with a picture of a wolf
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December 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
It is Krampus Nacht…so we’re watching the movie! All you bad kids are gonna end up in his sack!
🤣
Calm down baby girl, he ain't gonna leave his wife for you, he just wants to see your titties.
December 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
🤣
In the spirit of the holidays…maybe we should bring a little spicy to the Sky…you know, just to warm it up around here.
Would you be cool with that?
Would you be cool with that?
December 4, 2025 at 4:56 AM
In the spirit of the holidays…maybe we should bring a little spicy to the Sky…you know, just to warm it up around here.
Would you be cool with that?
Would you be cool with that?
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here's today's post: "piss-drunk embarrassment finds his fall guy" — Chickenshit Pete will betray you in a heartbeat.
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piss-drunk embarrassment finds his fall guy
Chickenshit Pete will betray you in a heartbeat
bit.ly
December 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
here's today's post: "piss-drunk embarrassment finds his fall guy" — Chickenshit Pete will betray you in a heartbeat.
thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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*Please share if you can!*
My friend, Dawn just lost her home and all her belongings in a house fire on November 30, 2025 at around 5am. The damage to the house was catastrophic, and essentially nothing can be recovered.
*Please share if you can!*
My friend, Dawn just lost her home and all her belongings in a house fire on November 30, 2025 at around 5am. The damage to the house was catastrophic, and essentially nothing can be recovered.
Donate to Help Dawn Recover from Fire, organized by Matthew Chrismer
My mom’s house burned down at 4:45 AM November 30, 2025. The damage to the hous… Matthew Chrismer needs your support for Donate to Help Dawn Recover from Fire
www.gofundme.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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*Please share if you can!*
My friend, Dawn just lost her home and all her belongings in a house fire on November 30, 2025 at around 5am. The damage to the house was catastrophic, and essentially nothing can be recovered.
*Please share if you can!*
My friend, Dawn just lost her home and all her belongings in a house fire on November 30, 2025 at around 5am. The damage to the house was catastrophic, and essentially nothing can be recovered.
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This #GivingTuesday my wife Molly and I will DOUBLE the first $50K in donations to St. Joseph Center - a great organization that does so much to help our friends and neighbors who need a boost. stjosephctr.org/jimmyandmoll...
December 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
This #GivingTuesday my wife Molly and I will DOUBLE the first $50K in donations to St. Joseph Center - a great organization that does so much to help our friends and neighbors who need a boost. stjosephctr.org/jimmyandmoll...
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November 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Indies helping for the holidays!
I’m not affiliated here, but a bunch of my friends are wrestling at this one! I wish I could go!
#WrestleSky #IndependentWrestling
I’m not affiliated here, but a bunch of my friends are wrestling at this one! I wish I could go!
#WrestleSky #IndependentWrestling
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I got a wiiiiiild idea. What if there was a “bonus” broadcast available for sporting events where we had just the game noises - no broadcasters. We could hear the stadium music, the players, and not have to listen to talking heads. Who’s in?
November 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I got a wiiiiiild idea. What if there was a “bonus” broadcast available for sporting events where we had just the game noises - no broadcasters. We could hear the stadium music, the players, and not have to listen to talking heads. Who’s in?
Whoa…they called a penalty on Iowa?
Shit. I think I just saw a piggy fly by….
Shit. I think I just saw a piggy fly by….
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Whoa…they called a penalty on Iowa?
Shit. I think I just saw a piggy fly by….
Shit. I think I just saw a piggy fly by….
Targeting.
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Targeting.
It’s snowing in Lincoln….im not ready for this. Lol
November 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It’s snowing in Lincoln….im not ready for this. Lol
That’s okay…we’ll gladly use more time to score…
Down at the “6 inch line”…my ass.
Down at the “6 inch line”…my ass.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
That’s okay…we’ll gladly use more time to score…
Down at the “6 inch line”…my ass.
Down at the “6 inch line”…my ass.
Go Big Red!
the word red is written in large red letters on a black background
ALT: the word red is written in large red letters on a black background
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November 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Go Big Red!
Okay - who has done this that they made this card?!
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Okay - who has done this that they made this card?!
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Hustle culture
10. What is something people romanticize, but is actually terrible?
February 14, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Hustle culture