TheyBron, the Sagitterrorist
@curatedbyki.blacksky.app
Just here so I don’t get fined.
Two hour drive not that bad (Californian) but he shoulda been the one to come to her.
Watched a TikTok last night where this woman drove almost two hours to meet a man for a date and the restaurant wait was over 40 minutes so they had to find something else to do because he never made reservations. IKYFL anywhere over 30 minutes is crazy… matter of fact send me a car. #strict101
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Two hour drive not that bad (Californian) but he shoulda been the one to come to her.
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"race of find"
PUT THE AI DOWN
PUT THE AI DOWN
Investigators race of find the cause of botulism contamination in ByHeart infant formula https://cnn.it/3KmOhvG
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"race of find"
PUT THE AI DOWN
PUT THE AI DOWN
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That’s cause most niggas words is worthless now
we don't say "word is bond" anymore.
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
That’s cause most niggas words is worthless now
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they sell "adult doggy beds" on the internet for humans.
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
they sell "adult doggy beds" on the internet for humans.
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Have we explored the possibility that Kevin Gates is AI generated?
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Have we explored the possibility that Kevin Gates is AI generated?
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Me, slightly misremembering an idiom: “People were freaky as hell back in the day talking about ‘It takes a village to make a baby.’ they was running trains!”
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Me, slightly misremembering an idiom: “People were freaky as hell back in the day talking about ‘It takes a village to make a baby.’ they was running trains!”
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OXTAILSSSSSSSSSSSS
If you say planTAIN. Instead of plantin. Go to hell
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
OXTAILSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Racism is so powerful in America it’s our greatest intellectual export
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Racism is so powerful in America it’s our greatest intellectual export
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It’s when they get on here calling cum “coochie yogurt”. If the cum resembles yogurt boo it’s a yeast infection!
Lmao what even is perfomative horniness? Someone explain it to me like I’m 5.
Like I’m 4, actually.
Like I’m 4, actually.
I actually don’t give a damn about folks hating “performative horniness”. If I feel like posting about my desire to have my anklet touch my nose, I’m gon do it.
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
It’s when they get on here calling cum “coochie yogurt”. If the cum resembles yogurt boo it’s a yeast infection!
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I can feel when energies shift towards me. It’s fine though. 🤷🏾♂️
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I can feel when energies shift towards me. It’s fine though. 🤷🏾♂️
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Sometimes it’s for the bit
Sometimes when people reply/quote my posts I wanna answer “What the fuck does that have to do with what I said?” but then I remember I have the option to just move on lmao somebody might understand it, it just won’t be me
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Sometimes it’s for the bit
How many stocks do I really have in stock
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 AM
How many stocks do I really have in stock
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Men always want a fantasy of submissivity in a woman but her speaking up for her needs is actually being assertive af & thats GOOD !
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Men always want a fantasy of submissivity in a woman but her speaking up for her needs is actually being assertive af & thats GOOD !
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Me when I decide to scroll down the SL at this time of the night:
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Me when I decide to scroll down the SL at this time of the night:
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Data on the excel spreadsheet:
I miss being entered 😮💨
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Data on the excel spreadsheet:
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I'm yelling at Steph Curry wearing all his Jordan's back to back cause clearly Under Armor had him on punishment. 😭 😭 😭
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I'm yelling at Steph Curry wearing all his Jordan's back to back cause clearly Under Armor had him on punishment. 😭 😭 😭
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November 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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All the weight of those cases on his shoulders weighing him down
Lmfao how the fuck did he even fall
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
All the weight of those cases on his shoulders weighing him down
This what I thought the man the danish deception was talkin bout
I give you Theodore Peter James Kinnaird Taptiklis
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
This what I thought the man the danish deception was talkin bout
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I’m ngl I wasn’t paying attention to this match then I looked up and seen 16 niggas in the ring lmfao
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I’m ngl I wasn’t paying attention to this match then I looked up and seen 16 niggas in the ring lmfao