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Curtis Fingers @curtisfingers.bsky.social · 1d

If you’re looking to expand your vocabulary “often” is another word for “a lot”

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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 4d

go jays

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Curtis Fingers @curtisfingers.bsky.social · 11d

Leaving my copy of @theonion.com in the work bathroom when I’m done with it is how I give back

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.bsky.social · 13d

The state could have backed him but instead they demonstrated for the thousandth time that there is no level of respectability that will prevent white people from serving you up on a platter in order to appease powerful racists.

The Gazette @thegazette.com · 13d

State panel revokes Des Moines superintendent’s license following his arrest by federal immigration officers

State panel revokes Des Moines superintendent's license following Friday arrest

A state educational licensing board has revoked the license of Des Moines Public Schools Superintendent Ian Roberts following his arrest by federal immigration officers last week.

www.thegazette.com

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Curtis Fingers @curtisfingers.bsky.social · 18d

I still want to produce my podcast idea “Murder He Smoked” where the host and guest get stoned and try to solve the mystery before Jessica Fletcher

Curtis Fingers @curtisfingers.bsky.social · 23d

I think we were supposed to forget about that promise

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Curtis Fingers @curtisfingers.bsky.social · 23d

I want an afterlife not because I think I deserve anything good but because these people deserve to suffer

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 28d

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

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Curtis Fingers @curtisfingers.bsky.social · Sep 5

Don’t sleep on the parents stealing cable through the “black box”

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Curtis Fingers @curtisfingers.bsky.social · Sep 3

What a dog! But that last picture perspective sure did throw me and I was wondering what you were pulling out of that pup

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · Sep 1

happy labor day

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Curtis Fingers @curtisfingers.bsky.social · Aug 28

Every time some dipshit runs their mouth about some “leftist” actor they can’t watch, i’m reminded how much stronger of a person I must be because I still obsess over this sport and these dipshits

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · Aug 24

I feel like there’s something else that links Pete Rose and Roger Clemens together more than the Hall of Fame. Give me 15 or 16 minutes, I’ll think of it.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Aug 24

Trump is now trying to dictate who MLB inducts in the Hall of Fame

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Curtis Fingers @curtisfingers.bsky.social · Aug 21

If there’s justice and karma in this world he’s currently in the “find out” phase, after using all his time up here in the “fuck around” stage

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · May 19

I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants

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Curtis Fingers @curtisfingers.bsky.social · Aug 16

Clots can be a symptom of Thoracic Outlet Syndrome, wonder if that’s a possibility

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Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · Aug 16

everyone is being unfair to mister trump. he finally found a new best friend after his previous best friend died in prison under mysterious circumstances a few years ago. he’s moving on and i for one am happy for him.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Aug 15

REPORTER: President Putin, will you stop killing civilians?

PUTIN: *taps ear*

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Curtis Fingers @curtisfingers.bsky.social · Aug 3

I think the constant white loading circle on my tv trying to watch the Red Sox game is just what we need to grow the game. Great job @mlb.com !

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Curtis Fingers @curtisfingers.bsky.social · Jul 29

I’m hoping the right people are talking to the Sox on this Tuesday

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · Jul 29

I’ve had nothing to do with that pedophile since he stole all of my teenage masseuses.

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Curtis Fingers @curtisfingers.bsky.social · Jul 28

Sometimes I don’t like how much I like Bryce Harper

Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · Jul 28

From Jeff Passan: Bryce Harper stood nose to nose with Rob Manfred and told him to “get the fuck out our clubhouse” if you want to talk about a salary cap: www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...

Sources: Harper tells off Manfred during cap talk

Phillies star Bryce Harper told MLB commissioner Rob Manfred to "get the f--- out of our clubhouse" during a meeting about the potential implementation of a salary cap, sources told ESPN.

www.espn.com

Curtis Fingers @curtisfingers.bsky.social · Jul 19

So…did he show you?

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · Jul 18

Donald Trump caught confessing to sex offenses when he thought no one was paying attention? Well that doesn't sound like him at all

JD Vance tweet: Forgive my language but this story is complete and utter bullshit. The WSJ should be ashamed for publishing it.

Where is this letter? Would you be shocked to learn they never showed it to us before publishing it? Does anyone honestly believe this sounds like Donald Trump?

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Curtis Fingers @curtisfingers.bsky.social · Jul 11

Not only can I remember watching Voyage of the Mimi on this, I can still hum the theme song