Rupert the Bagel... I mean Beagle!
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Rupert the Bagel... I mean Beagle!
@cutebeartrap.bsky.social
Hello, I am a nonbinary person in their 30's who pretends to be a dog sometime for serotonin.

I like games, art, and raunchy men.

Let me play with your balls while we watch scary movies.

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸
"You cannot be following me if you got a hogwarts house in your bio. Get a fucking grip."

-somepunknamedshae via Tumblr

(Banger of a post. Srsly fuck off.)
December 4, 2025 at 5:49 AM
One of the first pups I ever met, and always brightened my day when she reached out. Always spreading positivity and making others feel safe and happy.

Love you forever, Pinky.
Hello everyone this is Graphite… Pinky unfortunately took her last breath today at 230pm.

Please know she went peacefully and wasn’t in any pain.
December 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Top 5 Pokemon Per Generation
December 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Over 30 selfie thread.

34 and ready for more.
December 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Category is: I don't want to be at work.
December 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
This repost brought to you by: Thirst.
November 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
New fit, who dis?
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I'm gonna GET that cum, pup.
November 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Feral for this.
Carrying on tummy Tuesday decided to try on all my singlets I’ve collected over the years here’s part 5
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Sorry not sorry.
Sloppers fuck off. If you can’t do it yourself maybe learn to be happy as the audience

www.sonnyross.com/shop/aisucks
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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just remembered the best comic ever about reading ulysses
November 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Ummm………Hey Coach. I think I need some tips to improve my game.

Have any time to meet in private?
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Anyways... Happy #fcf from me and my weighted nuts.
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Got rear ended a little while back, and now that my car is in the shop, the other person's corporate insurance is being a dick about paying for a rental!

Being an adult is fucking great, guys.
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
First of all, this man just isn't play fair with my delicate little heart. (Or my slutty dong)
in my calvins
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Hi. I'm predictable.
November 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Another Sunday Funday 🤪
November 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Hypnotized, and if I gave him the command, it’s eunuch time. 😈 nothing he could do to prevent it. 😂
April 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Fuuuuck. Today I need WEIGHT 🏋️ PRESSURE 🗜️AND DEEP BELLY ACHES 🔨
November 24, 2024 at 4:11 PM
I want a transcrotal so badly... Damn.
November 9, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I played with my friend's bull master the other day. Had a lot of fun, and pumped my balls up to be huge and sensitive. 🥵
November 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
This post brought me physical pain. XD it's so reallll
November 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I felt cute in my Doechii merch for date night.
November 6, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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Mango sticky rice my beloved
November 6, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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fewer pants more joints
July 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM