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Dan Fox
@d4nf0x.bsky.social
Mudlarking, mental health, military history and other malarkey. All my own work. Comedy jokes for the new age of descent. Dad. Jewish. Blue-&-white hoopish. Mudlarker. Never knowingly underbold. #COYRs
Halfway through Small Prophets.

Mackenzie Crook is the premier chronicler of the modern English.
February 17, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I hope Boney M. will be properly credited.
February 17, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Also, Tom Hagen *was* a wartime consigliere.
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning... smells like victory"

RIP Robert Duvall 1931-2026
February 16, 2026 at 10:11 PM
@twoptwips.bsky.social Hang garlic bread above your doorway to deter vampires on the Atkins Diet.
February 16, 2026 at 7:09 PM
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning... smells like victory"

RIP Robert Duvall 1931-2026
February 16, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Don’t want to worry anyone but all the cats, squirrels and foxes round our way have started walking about in pairs.

#therain
February 16, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Merging the ski jumping with clay pigeon shooting would make both a lot more interesting.

#WinterOlympics26
February 11, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Length of VAR checks is getting totally out of hand.
February 10, 2026 at 10:02 PM
We need to make it canon that on the left is the great-times-X grandad of that on the right.

#aknightofthesevenkingdoms
February 9, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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With Valentines coming up, what better gift than a copy of #TheSpyWhoLoved?
Krystyna Skarbek aka Christine Granville loved adventure & adrenaline, she loved men - she had 2 husbands & many lovers, but most of all she loved freedom…
Show them you appreciate passion, courage & action!
🤍❤️📖📕📖❤️🤍
February 9, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Today Milan. Tomorrow Minsk. (If she’s not in a pinsk).
February 9, 2026 at 11:53 AM
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Place Colignon, Schaerbeek. Incomers acquiring plots here were forced to choose a façade for their new home from among the prize-winning entries in an 1896 public competition. These had to reflect the values of art "that the Renaissance spread among the civilized nations."
February 8, 2026 at 6:41 PM
One lone wolf road gritter and this could all be over.

#WinterOlympics26
February 8, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Phew. But well-played Nepal!

#T20WorldCup
February 8, 2026 at 1:06 PM
The artisanal brewery of traditional drinks called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Meads.
The haematological consultancy called Maslow's Hierarchy of Bleeds.
The land registry office that’s called Maslow’s hierarchy of deeds
February 4, 2026 at 11:14 AM
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Just made this. I’m a widely respected intellectual, you know
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Random episode of #TheSopranos flicks on. S3 finale. Jackie Jr’s funeral and wake. Uncle Ju sings Core ‘Ngrato. It’s actually Dominic Chianese’s voice. His performance. Still incredible.
January 30, 2026 at 11:17 AM
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Well, as it’s 28 January, it must be time to mark the 365th anniversary of that most rational example of that most sensible of judicial measures, capital punishment. Yes, this was the day Oliver Cromwell’s corpse was exhumed so he could be hanged and beheaded for regicide 🧵
January 28, 2026 at 9:35 AM
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Nigella to GBBO is, and will be, the best piece of business in the January transfer window
January 26, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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The (as far as I know) last surviving Auxiliary Fire Service pumping station on the Thames at Charlton. Still hanging on!
January 26, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Huge if true.
January 25, 2026 at 9:06 AM
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The ludicrous A24 aesthetic of The Traitors is so much part of the fun. I suspect in TV terms it might be a post-Taskmaster thing. As in: you can turn a run of the mill party game into a whole world for telly by picking a wild vibe: Prisoner-esque goofy Alice in Wonderland, or Evanessence Cluedo.
January 23, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!

#thetraitors
January 22, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Just give it to Big Sam until the end of the series.

#thetraitors
January 22, 2026 at 8:55 PM