Matthew Bailey
@dabbermatt.bsky.social
Covid was a Russian psyop to isolate us, get us all permanently online and then drive us insane with social media bullshit and right-wing podcasts. It has been a complete success.
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
Monkey tennis?
AI satellite factory on the moon? Giant space catapult? Self-sustaining city on the moon? A billion daily active users on X?
Elon Musk made all these predictions in an internal meeting with xAI employees last night. We listened in.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/t...
Elon Musk made all these predictions in an internal meeting with xAI employees last night. We listened in.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/t...
Elon Musk Wants to Build an A.I. Satellite Factory on the Moon
www.nytimes.com
February 11, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Monkey tennis?
I do *not* have anger issues. I have dickhead issues.
February 3, 2026 at 10:20 AM
I do *not* have anger issues. I have dickhead issues.
FROM NOW ON: ALL LATINO MUSIC, ALL THE TIME
NEWS: Bari Weiss will hold an all-hands meeting to discuss the future of CBS News tomorrow, per note that just went out to employees.
January 26, 2026 at 4:25 PM
FROM NOW ON: ALL LATINO MUSIC, ALL THE TIME
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Other folks have already noted much of this, but I think the MAGA 'theory of victory' here is:
1) DHS provocations trigger a riot or attack on agents which
2) Leads to widespread civil unrest in many 'blue' cities so that
3) Trump can invoke the insurrection act and send in the troops...
1) DHS provocations trigger a riot or attack on agents which
2) Leads to widespread civil unrest in many 'blue' cities so that
3) Trump can invoke the insurrection act and send in the troops...
Curious if anyone has a plausible theory of victory for the administration if it were to invoke the Insurrection Act.
How does the administration "win" in such a scenario?
Best I can tell, it is magical thinking by a certain somebody at the White House, but maybe I'm missing something.
How does the administration "win" in such a scenario?
Best I can tell, it is magical thinking by a certain somebody at the White House, but maybe I'm missing something.
January 25, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Other folks have already noted much of this, but I think the MAGA 'theory of victory' here is:
1) DHS provocations trigger a riot or attack on agents which
2) Leads to widespread civil unrest in many 'blue' cities so that
3) Trump can invoke the insurrection act and send in the troops...
1) DHS provocations trigger a riot or attack on agents which
2) Leads to widespread civil unrest in many 'blue' cities so that
3) Trump can invoke the insurrection act and send in the troops...
Those secret service guys just love to cha-cha-cha!
Trump: โIโm building, on top of everything else that I am doing, one of the greatest and most beautiful Ballrooms anywhere in the World, with more than 300 Million Dollars of Great American Patriotsโ money, & working closely with, right from the beginning, the US Military and Secret Serviceโ
January 25, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Those secret service guys just love to cha-cha-cha!
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Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.
White. Hot. Rage.
White. Hot. Rage.
January 24, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.
White. Hot. Rage.
White. Hot. Rage.
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Pritzker: "An American president should be standing up, calling for calm. That's not what this president ever does. In fact, he wants the temperature to go up. Why? Because what he's looking for is an excuse to invoke the Insurrection Act, to bring actual troops into American cities."
January 24, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Pritzker: "An American president should be standing up, calling for calm. That's not what this president ever does. In fact, he wants the temperature to go up. Why? Because what he's looking for is an excuse to invoke the Insurrection Act, to bring actual troops into American cities."
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This is an interesting read. Know your enemies.
The Authoritarian Stack
How Tech Billionaires Are Building a Post-Democratic America โ And Why Europe Is Next
www.authoritarian-stack.info
January 24, 2026 at 1:39 PM
This is an interesting read. Know your enemies.
Further validation for my long-standing hypothesis that every single person who voted to leave the EU had a different reason, and the only thing those "reasons" had in common is that none of them had anything to do with our membership of the EU.
Facebook reminds me that on this day in 2017 a woman turned to me in the veg section of Sainsbury's and said "hopefully now we've left the EU we can have loose carrots that aren't wet"
January 21, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Further validation for my long-standing hypothesis that every single person who voted to leave the EU had a different reason, and the only thing those "reasons" had in common is that none of them had anything to do with our membership of the EU.
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how advanced is your nation's sinophobia? very? extremely? you are like baby, we are inventing sinophobia the likes of which cannot be dreamt of
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
The Chinese restaurants surrounding our most sensitive military bases
The Daily Mail can reveal a bizarre anomaly in the distribution of Chinese restaurants across the country.
www.dailymail.co.uk
January 21, 2026 at 7:28 AM
how advanced is your nation's sinophobia? very? extremely? you are like baby, we are inventing sinophobia the likes of which cannot be dreamt of
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
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Someday corporations and technology companies will pretend they were always against this
January 19, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Someday corporations and technology companies will pretend they were always against this
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Russia celebrates. โThe Transatlantic alliance is over.โ
Trump has done his masterโs work.
Trump has done his masterโs work.
Russia welcomes Trump's tariffs on NATO allies over Greenland as 'collapse' of alliance
"The transatlantic alliance is over," Kremlin economic negotiator Kirill Dmitriev said.
kyivindependent.com
January 18, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Russia celebrates. โThe Transatlantic alliance is over.โ
Trump has done his masterโs work.
Trump has done his masterโs work.
Known as the knuckle buster.
January 9, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Known as the knuckle buster.
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If they could do this to Renee Nicole Good, they could do this to you. This is a lawless regime.
January 7, 2026 at 11:41 PM
If they could do this to Renee Nicole Good, they could do this to you. This is a lawless regime.
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ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.
January 7, 2026 at 9:11 PM
ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.
Can you please point me to the provision in the Constitution that reads "Do as we say or we'll blow your fkin head off"?
Rep. Wesley Hunt: "The bottom line is this: when a federal officer gives you instructions, you abide by them and then you get to keep you life"
January 8, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Can you please point me to the provision in the Constitution that reads "Do as we say or we'll blow your fkin head off"?
Wait here's the actual front page
January 4, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Wait here's the actual front page
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I happen to know quite a bit about Venezuelan oil.
TL;DR itโs hard to extract, notoriously investor-endangering, isnโt needed (global crude is oversupplied to the tune of 3.3 min bpd) and isnโt easily refined (itโs too dense so always sold at a heavy discount)
www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/202...
TL;DR itโs hard to extract, notoriously investor-endangering, isnโt needed (global crude is oversupplied to the tune of 3.3 min bpd) and isnโt easily refined (itโs too dense so always sold at a heavy discount)
www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/202...
Venezuela has the worldโs most oil: Why doesnโt it earn more from exports?
Venezuela holds the world's largest proven oil reserves, more than five times more than the United States.
www.aljazeera.com
January 4, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I happen to know quite a bit about Venezuelan oil.
TL;DR itโs hard to extract, notoriously investor-endangering, isnโt needed (global crude is oversupplied to the tune of 3.3 min bpd) and isnโt easily refined (itโs too dense so always sold at a heavy discount)
www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/202...
TL;DR itโs hard to extract, notoriously investor-endangering, isnโt needed (global crude is oversupplied to the tune of 3.3 min bpd) and isnโt easily refined (itโs too dense so always sold at a heavy discount)
www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/202...
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The amount of โthis is clearly about oilโ posting across all platforms as story after story comes out where the oil industry is saying that the oil isnโt worth extracting is making me feel a little insane
January 4, 2026 at 2:54 PM
The amount of โthis is clearly about oilโ posting across all platforms as story after story comes out where the oil industry is saying that the oil isnโt worth extracting is making me feel a little insane
I was checking a share price chart and had several seconds of utter confusion after clicking "YTD". #HappyNewYear #SeniorMoment
January 1, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I was checking a share price chart and had several seconds of utter confusion after clicking "YTD". #HappyNewYear #SeniorMoment
Just put the dishwasher on for the first time today.
December 25, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Just put the dishwasher on for the first time today.
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Carol of the Bells in #
Kyiv subway.
Voices of the Embassies of Germany, France, and the United Kingdom came together to perform Shchedryk in the Kyiv metro as a sign of solidarity with Ukraine.
Thankful to everyone who stands with us!
Kyiv subway.
Voices of the Embassies of Germany, France, and the United Kingdom came together to perform Shchedryk in the Kyiv metro as a sign of solidarity with Ukraine.
Thankful to everyone who stands with us!
December 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Carol of the Bells in #
Kyiv subway.
Voices of the Embassies of Germany, France, and the United Kingdom came together to perform Shchedryk in the Kyiv metro as a sign of solidarity with Ukraine.
Thankful to everyone who stands with us!
Kyiv subway.
Voices of the Embassies of Germany, France, and the United Kingdom came together to perform Shchedryk in the Kyiv metro as a sign of solidarity with Ukraine.
Thankful to everyone who stands with us!
JOANNA FKIN LUMLEY IS IN IT HOW CD I FORGET
December 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
JOANNA FKIN LUMLEY IS IN IT HOW CD I FORGET