Beef
@dabeef.bsky.social
Things that get me going: working out, mtb, tennis, and drawing.
However good weather isn't year round so I still sink a ton of hours into video games and anime.
Software engineer with a desire to kill generative AI.
However good weather isn't year round so I still sink a ton of hours into video games and anime.
Software engineer with a desire to kill generative AI.
RIP to the queen...
Catherine O'Hara Dead at 71
Catherine O'Hara -- famous for her work in "Schitt's Creek," "Home Alone," and "Best In Show" -- is dead ... TMZ has learned.
www.tmz.com
January 30, 2026 at 10:38 PM
RIP to the queen...
Test fails on the day of big demo but it's due to the fucking cloud environment being shitty and not the functionality of our actual software. And of course all of this for my manager to see.
Why did I choose this cursed career.
Why did I choose this cursed career.
January 30, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Test fails on the day of big demo but it's due to the fucking cloud environment being shitty and not the functionality of our actual software. And of course all of this for my manager to see.
Why did I choose this cursed career.
Why did I choose this cursed career.
If I don't get a date with this girl I might
a kermit the frog is sitting on a ledge with his arms outstretched .
ALT: a kermit the frog is sitting on a ledge with his arms outstretched .
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 7:13 PM
If I don't get a date with this girl I might
All prepped to have a good workout, get on the incline leg press and blow out my hammy.
Not an optimal start to the weekend.
Not an optimal start to the weekend.
January 24, 2026 at 12:58 AM
All prepped to have a good workout, get on the incline leg press and blow out my hammy.
Not an optimal start to the weekend.
Not an optimal start to the weekend.
Regular sentences are becoming more and more fictional to me. Like I've read so many in the past couple weeks that sound like commentary but just seem like they lack substance when processed through my mind. I honestly feel like I'm becoming more and more distant from reality.
January 19, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Regular sentences are becoming more and more fictional to me. Like I've read so many in the past couple weeks that sound like commentary but just seem like they lack substance when processed through my mind. I honestly feel like I'm becoming more and more distant from reality.
What I don't inherit in spiritual alignment from my Dad I make up for in a penchant of getting drunk and listening to bangers 🔥
January 17, 2026 at 6:32 AM
What I don't inherit in spiritual alignment from my Dad I make up for in a penchant of getting drunk and listening to bangers 🔥
All our automated tests are suddenly failing over night.
Happy Friday.
Happy Friday.
January 16, 2026 at 3:46 PM
All our automated tests are suddenly failing over night.
Happy Friday.
Happy Friday.
I want to quit, man. Everything is a mess.
January 12, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I want to quit, man. Everything is a mess.
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He love this kind of milk ❤️
December 4, 2024 at 6:09 PM
He love this kind of milk ❤️
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Yoru and Aoba are surprised, but Uni stays composed… the strongest, as always
January 10, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Yoru and Aoba are surprised, but Uni stays composed… the strongest, as always
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Doing tactile things has been helping my anxiety, and my genius sister-in-law made an app that prompts a daily doodle and I'm LOVING it. She just put out the beta.
Main rule: NO AI.
I'm 2/skwurlhat on there. Come draw with us. It's so nice.
www.doodl.app/join-the-beta
Main rule: NO AI.
I'm 2/skwurlhat on there. Come draw with us. It's so nice.
www.doodl.app/join-the-beta
January 9, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Doing tactile things has been helping my anxiety, and my genius sister-in-law made an app that prompts a daily doodle and I'm LOVING it. She just put out the beta.
Main rule: NO AI.
I'm 2/skwurlhat on there. Come draw with us. It's so nice.
www.doodl.app/join-the-beta
Main rule: NO AI.
I'm 2/skwurlhat on there. Come draw with us. It's so nice.
www.doodl.app/join-the-beta
I'ma be xenophobic for a sec but the tiniest overuse of cardamom absolutely ruins a dish
January 8, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I'ma be xenophobic for a sec but the tiniest overuse of cardamom absolutely ruins a dish
Listing things I did this year cause I feel like such an aimless individual 90% of the time:
- got promoted
- went on a good # of dates
- hung out with friends a lot more than expected
- improved at both biking and tennis
Repost with your accomplishments cause I'm sure you need that reassurance ♥️
- got promoted
- went on a good # of dates
- hung out with friends a lot more than expected
- improved at both biking and tennis
Repost with your accomplishments cause I'm sure you need that reassurance ♥️
I didn't accomplish many of my new year resolutions for 2024, but I did do a bunch of other cool stuff that 2023 me probably wouldn't have expected.
December 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Listing things I did this year cause I feel like such an aimless individual 90% of the time:
- got promoted
- went on a good # of dates
- hung out with friends a lot more than expected
- improved at both biking and tennis
Repost with your accomplishments cause I'm sure you need that reassurance ♥️
- got promoted
- went on a good # of dates
- hung out with friends a lot more than expected
- improved at both biking and tennis
Repost with your accomplishments cause I'm sure you need that reassurance ♥️
Think I'm gonna avoid being on here. Social media makes me want to die inside.
December 26, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Think I'm gonna avoid being on here. Social media makes me want to die inside.
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Indiana Jones and the Beach That Makes You Twerk
Game: Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine (1999, N64)
TAS Author: Bovice
Source: tasvideos.org/6900M
TAS Author: Bovice
Source: tasvideos.org/6900M
December 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Indiana Jones and the Beach That Makes You Twerk
GQ's man of the year, every year
December 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
GQ's man of the year, every year
Bitch with hairy armpits didn't message me back I'm so cooked man
December 19, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Bitch with hairy armpits didn't message me back I'm so cooked man
I get too much satisfaction from wasting scammers' time.
December 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I get too much satisfaction from wasting scammers' time.
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Can't sleep before the last half day of the year. It's like Christmas Eve.
December 18, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Can't sleep before the last half day of the year. It's like Christmas Eve.
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Had to speak for literally 30 seconds in front of a VP and I think that's all the work I need to do for the rest of the week
December 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Had to speak for literally 30 seconds in front of a VP and I think that's all the work I need to do for the rest of the week
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mom found the yaoi
December 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
mom found the yaoi