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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦
@daddeh.bsky.social
Childless cat daddy, professional trauma sponge, amateur trauma doula, and prolly going to like some adult content
Stomach is... Upset. Why I crave caramel and fried noodles when nauseous is a mystery to me. Dear gods, I better not be pregnant.
February 4, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Ok this is damn cool
February 3, 2026 at 5:54 PM
I think the reason they're rushing the Luigi mangione trial is they are worried the collective horniness of the nation might shatter the walls and free him early
February 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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Groundhog predicts there are only 9 springs left
Wiarton Willie's dire warning: The Beaverton
YouTube video by The Beaverton
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February 2, 2026 at 7:46 PM
@jonathancapehart.bsky.social dear gods you have the patience of a saint who is also a mother of 9
January 31, 2026 at 3:22 PM
In honour of Catherine O'Hara, tonight I will be folding in the cheese
January 30, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Rewatching #SNW and seeing s02e03 is making me fantasize a wrath of Khan redux with @rahulkohli13.bsky.social as the big baddie. Like, all the fantasies
January 29, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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FBI director tells Americans not to bring guns to protests, schools still okay
FBI director tells Americans not to bring guns to protests, schools still okay
WASHINGTON – Following the killing of Alex Jeffrey Pretti in Minneapolis, FBI director Kash Patel has advised American citizens participating in anti-ICE demonstrations to leave their firearms at home...
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January 26, 2026 at 1:36 AM
From my front door
January 26, 2026 at 2:54 AM
@karaswisher.bsky.social talking up the brilliance of @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social ... I feel my world's coming together
January 25, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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them: this isn’t who we are
me:
January 24, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Happy #caturday from Macchi,who swears he was just pole dancing
January 24, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Oh my gods @goingmedieval.bsky.social ... Dick was plentiful and of low value! Amazing!
January 23, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Sweet Jesus I just saw my first Mar a Lago face in person. Why the fuck would anyone do that to themselves in Canada?!?
January 23, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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Trump threatens tariffs on champagne so nobody can celebrate when he dies
Trump threatens tariffs on champagne so nobody can celebrate when he dies
WASHINGTON D.C. – Following a whirlwind week at Davos, and despite backtracking on threats to annex Greenland, US President Donald Trump is still threatening to tariff Champagne to keep people from pa...
www.thebeaverton.com
January 22, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Deviled mushrooms on garlicky seared focaccia for dinner, because fuck restraint this year. Live for today!
January 21, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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January 20, 2026 at 12:05 AM
My partner: "it's like you made a loaf of bread, but it's secret beef."
January 20, 2026 at 4:25 AM
There was an HBO movie called The Second Civil War back in the 90s which really seems like it should be requiring viewing right now
January 19, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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replace rfk jr with this guy
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Related to the previous, I can't feel my lips. Progress!
January 18, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I love how Szechuan peppercorns and cocaine are similar because if you can't feel your face you know they're good
January 17, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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Report: The only thing that loves you unconditionally also loves licking its own butthole
Report: The only thing that loves you unconditionally also loves licking its own butthole
VANCOUVER - Researchers at the University of British Columbia Faculty of Science report that the only thing that loves you without question feels the same way about tonguing its tuchus.
www.thebeaverton.com
January 17, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Happy #Caturday from Latte and Macchiato!
January 17, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 4:50 PM