Dadjoke Ness
@dadjokeness.bsky.social
32. They/Them. Enjoyer of old cartoons and bad jokes. I draw mostly furries and pokemon.
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Dadjoke Ness
@dadjokeness.bsky.social
· Sep 6
Forgot to post the finished group of (some of) my Pokemon Scarlet shiny badge quest team members!
Betcha can't guess who Dolly is named after /j
Betcha can't guess who Dolly is named after /j
Pulls out my conspiracy board
So about how Crystals make up all the gimmicks (or space crystals for wishing stars), and Lucario and the Mystery of Mew is a very crystal-coded movie including the fact that instead of pokeballs, Sir Aaron could store Lucario in a crystal.
So about how Crystals make up all the gimmicks (or space crystals for wishing stars), and Lucario and the Mystery of Mew is a very crystal-coded movie including the fact that instead of pokeballs, Sir Aaron could store Lucario in a crystal.
January 6, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Pulls out my conspiracy board
So about how Crystals make up all the gimmicks (or space crystals for wishing stars), and Lucario and the Mystery of Mew is a very crystal-coded movie including the fact that instead of pokeballs, Sir Aaron could store Lucario in a crystal.
So about how Crystals make up all the gimmicks (or space crystals for wishing stars), and Lucario and the Mystery of Mew is a very crystal-coded movie including the fact that instead of pokeballs, Sir Aaron could store Lucario in a crystal.
I only have the one DS currently so it's a balancing game for sure. Maybe one day I'll get a second DS.
January 1, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I only have the one DS currently so it's a balancing game for sure. Maybe one day I'll get a second DS.
Bonus: Will this year be the year I finish my Pokemon Moon egg hunt for a shiny Mareanie with Merciless and a Gentle nature?
I'm VERY VERY over odds despite using Masuda with a korean Mareanie and my own Gentle mareanie mother.
I just really think it's funny and one day it will shine....
I'm VERY VERY over odds despite using Masuda with a korean Mareanie and my own Gentle mareanie mother.
I just really think it's funny and one day it will shine....
January 1, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Bonus: Will this year be the year I finish my Pokemon Moon egg hunt for a shiny Mareanie with Merciless and a Gentle nature?
I'm VERY VERY over odds despite using Masuda with a korean Mareanie and my own Gentle mareanie mother.
I just really think it's funny and one day it will shine....
I'm VERY VERY over odds despite using Masuda with a korean Mareanie and my own Gentle mareanie mother.
I just really think it's funny and one day it will shine....
My Shiny Hunting Bingo for this year!
Betcha can't tell who my favorite of the Musketeers is /j
Betcha can't tell who my favorite of the Musketeers is /j
January 1, 2026 at 9:14 PM
My Shiny Hunting Bingo for this year!
Betcha can't tell who my favorite of the Musketeers is /j
Betcha can't tell who my favorite of the Musketeers is /j
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all at once a queer accident happened
December 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
all at once a queer accident happened
And they're some of the only legends that are currently huntable in every generation since they came out (SV may have said no but ZA is a gen 9 title so it counts, just like ORAS are gen 6 titles. I take what I can get.)
December 30, 2025 at 6:07 AM
And they're some of the only legends that are currently huntable in every generation since they came out (SV may have said no but ZA is a gen 9 title so it counts, just like ORAS are gen 6 titles. I take what I can get.)
My goal going into 2026, besides working on my Omega Ruby shiny badge quest (I bought manual clicker counters just for this) is to start shiny hunting the swords of justice (specifically Terrakion) in every game they're huntable in.
This is because I realized I never went and caught them in Black.
This is because I realized I never went and caught them in Black.
December 30, 2025 at 6:07 AM
My goal going into 2026, besides working on my Omega Ruby shiny badge quest (I bought manual clicker counters just for this) is to start shiny hunting the swords of justice (specifically Terrakion) in every game they're huntable in.
This is because I realized I never went and caught them in Black.
This is because I realized I never went and caught them in Black.
AND cat doodles, a page of cats, oops all cats here nothing but cats.
December 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
AND cat doodles, a page of cats, oops all cats here nothing but cats.
Traditional doodles to break in my new sketchpad.
Ft: Pokemon babies and some anime i've been watching recently
Ft: Pokemon babies and some anime i've been watching recently
December 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Traditional doodles to break in my new sketchpad.
Ft: Pokemon babies and some anime i've been watching recently
Ft: Pokemon babies and some anime i've been watching recently
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
December 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Serebii Note: The annual Serebii Mega Crossword is now live in our Advent Calendar.
425 clues covering everything from Pokémon Pokédex Entries to TCG to spin-offs to locations and so much more to complete.
You can find it @ advent.serebii.net/24/crossword...
425 clues covering everything from Pokémon Pokédex Entries to TCG to spin-offs to locations and so much more to complete.
You can find it @ advent.serebii.net/24/crossword...
December 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Serebii Note: The annual Serebii Mega Crossword is now live in our Advent Calendar.
425 clues covering everything from Pokémon Pokédex Entries to TCG to spin-offs to locations and so much more to complete.
You can find it @ advent.serebii.net/24/crossword...
425 clues covering everything from Pokémon Pokédex Entries to TCG to spin-offs to locations and so much more to complete.
You can find it @ advent.serebii.net/24/crossword...
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I Y’allified Floppy
December 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I Y’allified Floppy
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Update: he's still really good
December 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Update: he's still really good
Nah, it's no longer your puppy. It's the cat's dog now, and you are simply the one who takes care of them. /j
December 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Nah, it's no longer your puppy. It's the cat's dog now, and you are simply the one who takes care of them. /j
Woah with that many calories you can spend forever in hyperspace....
December 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Woah with that many calories you can spend forever in hyperspace....
Pokemon has the chance to do the FUNNIEST thing when Z-A adds home connectivity.
Because we will be able to reunite the two Lucario - the one who joins you in XY and the one from ZA.
This is the time to code in a cutscene only for Lucario that match the criteria both being in your party.
Because we will be able to reunite the two Lucario - the one who joins you in XY and the one from ZA.
This is the time to code in a cutscene only for Lucario that match the criteria both being in your party.
November 19, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Pokemon has the chance to do the FUNNIEST thing when Z-A adds home connectivity.
Because we will be able to reunite the two Lucario - the one who joins you in XY and the one from ZA.
This is the time to code in a cutscene only for Lucario that match the criteria both being in your party.
Because we will be able to reunite the two Lucario - the one who joins you in XY and the one from ZA.
This is the time to code in a cutscene only for Lucario that match the criteria both being in your party.
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(1/2) Trying to shiny hunt the tree outside Hotel Z experience
#PokemonLegendZA
#PokemonLegendZA
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
(1/2) Trying to shiny hunt the tree outside Hotel Z experience
#PokemonLegendZA
#PokemonLegendZA
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November 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Watching @absol.standingintheodds.com 's stream as he hunts for Shalphabsol, so I drew a shitpost really quick with my flawless plan.
November 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Watching @absol.standingintheodds.com 's stream as he hunts for Shalphabsol, so I drew a shitpost really quick with my flawless plan.
If she isn't Diantha's daughter, I'm going with clone of Diantha team Flare was making five years ago.
Because in XY Lysandre had an almost creepy obsession with her beauty. And cloning tech has been around in the pokemon universe since Mewtwo at least. (And Ambertwo/Aitwo was a human sooooo)
Because in XY Lysandre had an almost creepy obsession with her beauty. And cloning tech has been around in the pokemon universe since Mewtwo at least. (And Ambertwo/Aitwo was a human sooooo)
November 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
If she isn't Diantha's daughter, I'm going with clone of Diantha team Flare was making five years ago.
Because in XY Lysandre had an almost creepy obsession with her beauty. And cloning tech has been around in the pokemon universe since Mewtwo at least. (And Ambertwo/Aitwo was a human sooooo)
Because in XY Lysandre had an almost creepy obsession with her beauty. And cloning tech has been around in the pokemon universe since Mewtwo at least. (And Ambertwo/Aitwo was a human sooooo)
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Watched the new Pokémon DLC trailer.
So these two are absolutely related, right?
So these two are absolutely related, right?
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Watched the new Pokémon DLC trailer.
So these two are absolutely related, right?
So these two are absolutely related, right?
I literally only went up to Delphoxite, thank gods they gave out the Greninjite as a participation prize too, I'm not even to the end of the game yet (I've been vibin) and every round was just a bunch of Xerneas against my team of blorbos.
November 7, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I literally only went up to Delphoxite, thank gods they gave out the Greninjite as a participation prize too, I'm not even to the end of the game yet (I've been vibin) and every round was just a bunch of Xerneas against my team of blorbos.
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Bonus: Free to use pogging goomy emote. Just credit me!
March 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Bonus: Free to use pogging goomy emote. Just credit me!
Don't get me wrong I'm one of Gengar's biggest fans and the shiny mega is peak.
But like.....Mega Starmie haters who rank Mega Gengar high? No fam, Mega Gengar ALSO has goofy stupid legs, and I love both of them a lot.
Mega Starmie did the leg day to counteract Mega Gengar skipping leg day.
But like.....Mega Starmie haters who rank Mega Gengar high? No fam, Mega Gengar ALSO has goofy stupid legs, and I love both of them a lot.
Mega Starmie did the leg day to counteract Mega Gengar skipping leg day.
November 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Don't get me wrong I'm one of Gengar's biggest fans and the shiny mega is peak.
But like.....Mega Starmie haters who rank Mega Gengar high? No fam, Mega Gengar ALSO has goofy stupid legs, and I love both of them a lot.
Mega Starmie did the leg day to counteract Mega Gengar skipping leg day.
But like.....Mega Starmie haters who rank Mega Gengar high? No fam, Mega Gengar ALSO has goofy stupid legs, and I love both of them a lot.
Mega Starmie did the leg day to counteract Mega Gengar skipping leg day.