I love being a goober
February 5, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I love being a goober
What does it mean about me psychologically that most of dreams involve labyrinthine shopping malls and absurdly massive movie theaters
February 5, 2026 at 11:53 AM
What does it mean about me psychologically that most of dreams involve labyrinthine shopping malls and absurdly massive movie theaters
So is being a pedophile a prerequisite to becoming a billionaire or do they all just buy in eventually?
January 31, 2026 at 8:17 PM
So is being a pedophile a prerequisite to becoming a billionaire or do they all just buy in eventually?
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The good news is all the brazen, cartoonish corruption makes it easier to run on an anti-oligarchy, good government platform. The bad news is you still need candidates who want to do that
January 29, 2026 at 3:51 AM
The good news is all the brazen, cartoonish corruption makes it easier to run on an anti-oligarchy, good government platform. The bad news is you still need candidates who want to do that
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One of my cats finished bothering me and walked out of the room at the same moment as the other one walked in. They're working shifts. I swear I saw them nod when they passed each other
January 29, 2026 at 4:07 AM
One of my cats finished bothering me and walked out of the room at the same moment as the other one walked in. They're working shifts. I swear I saw them nod when they passed each other
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I heard the Nintendo Wii crash noise in a YouTube video I watched today, and my brain, as usual, said "Hey, you want to make something silly?" #VideoEdits #YTPMV
January 27, 2026 at 11:03 AM
I heard the Nintendo Wii crash noise in a YouTube video I watched today, and my brain, as usual, said "Hey, you want to make something silly?" #VideoEdits #YTPMV
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I'd rather be talking about the mysteries of the universe than thinking about the stupidity of this world.
January 26, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I'd rather be talking about the mysteries of the universe than thinking about the stupidity of this world.
Hold one this one’s still too big
January 26, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Hold one this one’s still too big
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Wondering how the original tv show version of this would have played out.
January 25, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Wondering how the original tv show version of this would have played out.
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It’s really funny as a miserable lesbian to see people look at a miserable lesbian and go “seems problematic…” No bitch! Miserable lesbians are the backbone of society! Nothing works without us! Give us grenades and heroin!
Pluribus reddit discourse is so funny. “Are we supposed to root for Carol” you are supposed to watch how her character interacts with the world “she’s very unlikable” wow that’s crazy can they do that
January 17, 2026 at 5:25 PM
It’s really funny as a miserable lesbian to see people look at a miserable lesbian and go “seems problematic…” No bitch! Miserable lesbians are the backbone of society! Nothing works without us! Give us grenades and heroin!
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There should be public dialogue from Dem leaders about what the medium-long term political strategy against Trumpism is. They don't want impeachment (not enough votes) so what can a Dem congress do that's more effective? Is there a philosophy other than "Vote for us and hope something good happens?"
January 11, 2026 at 7:21 PM
There should be public dialogue from Dem leaders about what the medium-long term political strategy against Trumpism is. They don't want impeachment (not enough votes) so what can a Dem congress do that's more effective? Is there a philosophy other than "Vote for us and hope something good happens?"
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Does anyone ever get sad about not being able to know what happens in future history after you're dead? No? Just me?
January 11, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Does anyone ever get sad about not being able to know what happens in future history after you're dead? No? Just me?
Did not have Virtual Boy rerelease on my bingo card. 🤨
September 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Did not have Virtual Boy rerelease on my bingo card. 🤨
I think I had the worst migraine in my life yesterday. My vision was rippling, ended up going to the ER and I blacked out when I got there and apparently kept talking about taxes when they tried to ask me what was going on.
June 14, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I think I had the worst migraine in my life yesterday. My vision was rippling, ended up going to the ER and I blacked out when I got there and apparently kept talking about taxes when they tried to ask me what was going on.
The moment when modern Star Trek was ruined
June 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The moment when modern Star Trek was ruined
Gentle forehead kisses available upon request*
*sitting in my lap
*sitting in my lap
May 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Gentle forehead kisses available upon request*
*sitting in my lap
*sitting in my lap
Every morning I try the “don’t cry while doing your makeup challenge.”
Today was a failure.
Today was a failure.
May 6, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Every morning I try the “don’t cry while doing your makeup challenge.”
Today was a failure.
Today was a failure.
I wish my tummy would stop hurting 😞
May 2, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I wish my tummy would stop hurting 😞
Every day I feel more and more like: FUCK this guy
May 2, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Every day I feel more and more like: FUCK this guy
I’m so fucking on edge I get set off in the smallest things 😭
May 1, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I’m so fucking on edge I get set off in the smallest things 😭