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dahliablackthorne.bsky.social
I am Dahlia's sense of irony
@dahliablackthorne.bsky.social
International Queer of Mystery

In the jungles of Seattle learning poetry and ninjitsu from Christopher Walken, searching for the perfect mojito.
time is a flat circle
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
get yourself a girl who says things like "we're gonna have to focus up!" when you have to focus up on things.
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
total mood
age gap relationship between a girl who calls it D&D and a girl who calls it DnD
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
simulacra and simulation walk into a bar...
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
talking with my dad a few days ago, and out of nowhere he says "hey, did you know mushrooms are legal in your state?". he then reveals he's been microdosing 'shrooms and wants to know if i've ever heard of this guy named Allan Watts, cause he's got some interesting things to say ♥️😄
November 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
i'm just saying that a bong doesn't need 64 percs. it just doesn't.
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
hello, b'sky.

the coffee is hot, the sky is grey and rainy.
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I absolutely promise you that owning a home is a class issue, don't get fooled about that.
"The old ways of thinking about Seattle's political divisions don't really work anymore. A key split isn't about class in the traditional sense. It's about whether you own a home or not."

Great insight from @hacksandwonks.bsky.social !
Decoding the 2025 Elections in Seattle and WA: The Insiders' Analysis

The strategists who saw it coming explain what the pundits missed

#WAelex #SEAelex
November 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
tributes to my friend are all over social media right now. it's so much for me... i'm going to unplug for a while, and process my grief in private.
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 AM
my friend and trans Godmother died today, and i cannot express how sad i am.
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
November 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
i dunno... maybe i shouldn't talk about the sex magick when i'm first meeting a person..hmmm....🤔
November 16, 2025 at 6:14 AM
sensitive, poetic souls are not really well suited to politics as a career choice
November 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
tea may not be strong enough for this....
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
this meeting is going to require a second cup of tea!
November 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
this is funnier than it should be 🤣
November 15, 2025 at 5:21 AM
i have new flannel sheets and i'm so looking forward to snuggling down into them :)

i usually keep my window cracked so the cold, night air encourages me to nestle in the warmth... but i need something like a sleeping hat so my head isn't too cold sometimes :)
November 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
well, today was quite lovely :)
November 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
hello 5am 😒
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
You know I've always been a dreamer
And it's so hard to change
Can't seem to settle down
But the dreams I've seen lately
Keep on turning out and burning out and turning out the same
So put me on a highway
Show me a sign
Take it to the limit
One more time
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
i don't understand how or why my Discord server has "quests". like, what's that even about?
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i just watched The Fantastic 4.

it was enjoyable enough, but i'm glad i didn't pay to see it in the theater.
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
it's actually a perfect Fall day in Seattle 🥰

i hope your day is going well, beautiful person reading this 😘
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
i found a live performance of Deltron 3030 on KEXP, and wow! it's absolutely amazing!
November 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
November 12, 2025 at 10:09 AM