DamageOverTime
@damage0vertime.bsky.social
Competitive Splatoon Player and Coach | Player for @clownensemble.bsky.social | Head of Academy Coaching of the Stronghold Beginners Academy @splstrong.com | https://www.twitch.tv/damageot | sendou.ink/u/damage
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Gonna share my knowledge after playing with 30+ mid level tryouts
Most players are really good at one playstyle only, special spamming, jumping out, sharking etc. But once that one thing they do stops working it's like they are shut down for the rest of the game #compsplatoon
Most players are really good at one playstyle only, special spamming, jumping out, sharking etc. But once that one thing they do stops working it's like they are shut down for the rest of the game #compsplatoon
February 1, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Gonna share my knowledge after playing with 30+ mid level tryouts
Most players are really good at one playstyle only, special spamming, jumping out, sharking etc. But once that one thing they do stops working it's like they are shut down for the rest of the game #compsplatoon
Most players are really good at one playstyle only, special spamming, jumping out, sharking etc. But once that one thing they do stops working it's like they are shut down for the rest of the game #compsplatoon
Haven’t been a fan of a lot of the hitbox changes. Blasters didn’t need up to a 42% increase and a lot of hitboxes just aren’t intuitive in any way, such as wiper vertical being wider than stamper vertical now. A lot of this patch is guessing what the range of stuff is. #compsplatoon
February 1, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Haven’t been a fan of a lot of the hitbox changes. Blasters didn’t need up to a 42% increase and a lot of hitboxes just aren’t intuitive in any way, such as wiper vertical being wider than stamper vertical now. A lot of this patch is guessing what the range of stuff is. #compsplatoon
Apparently, blasters also just have more range now? I'm so glad we keep buffing aimless aoe. 42.6% direct hitbox increase for range is insanity
January 31, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Apparently, blasters also just have more range now? I'm so glad we keep buffing aimless aoe. 42.6% direct hitbox increase for range is insanity
Had a dream that decav got a third kit and it was burst bomb cooler. People would absolute RIOT if this kit was real lmao
January 30, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Had a dream that decav got a third kit and it was burst bomb cooler. People would absolute RIOT if this kit was real lmao
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added the dynamo changes to the doc as well. the new horizontal kill range is the old vertical kill range lmfao
January 30, 2026 at 5:04 PM
added the dynamo changes to the doc as well. the new horizontal kill range is the old vertical kill range lmfao
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ICE has been holding a disabled Black man for a year!
Rodney Taylor is a double amputee who was days away from receiving new prosthetic legs when ICE took him.
He’s been denied his prosthetics & placed in solitary.
His health is declining.
Public outrage might save his life.
Say his name:
Rodney Taylor is a double amputee who was days away from receiving new prosthetic legs when ICE took him.
He’s been denied his prosthetics & placed in solitary.
His health is declining.
Public outrage might save his life.
Say his name:
Sign the Petition
Demand the Release of Rodney Taylor from ICE Detention
www.change.org
January 29, 2026 at 9:22 AM
ICE has been holding a disabled Black man for a year!
Rodney Taylor is a double amputee who was days away from receiving new prosthetic legs when ICE took him.
He’s been denied his prosthetics & placed in solitary.
His health is declining.
Public outrage might save his life.
Say his name:
Rodney Taylor is a double amputee who was days away from receiving new prosthetic legs when ICE took him.
He’s been denied his prosthetics & placed in solitary.
His health is declining.
Public outrage might save his life.
Say his name:
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I'm gonna try to be nuanced, wish me luck.
I like LUTI. LUTI is very good. I also really wish LUTI announcements came with a month of advance warning before any of the seeding events. I think you should be able to form a team from scratch in time for this event. [1/4]
I like LUTI. LUTI is very good. I also really wish LUTI announcements came with a month of advance warning before any of the seeding events. I think you should be able to form a team from scratch in time for this event. [1/4]
Welcome to LUTI: Season 17!
Schedule and Details below
Schedule and Details below
January 28, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I'm gonna try to be nuanced, wish me luck.
I like LUTI. LUTI is very good. I also really wish LUTI announcements came with a month of advance warning before any of the seeding events. I think you should be able to form a team from scratch in time for this event. [1/4]
I like LUTI. LUTI is very good. I also really wish LUTI announcements came with a month of advance warning before any of the seeding events. I think you should be able to form a team from scratch in time for this event. [1/4]
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Imagine showing this to someone who has never played splatoon in their life
January 28, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Imagine showing this to someone who has never played splatoon in their life
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"They had the professional demeanor of criminals".
This should be said every time ICE is mentioned.
This should be said every time ICE is mentioned.
January 29, 2026 at 5:05 PM
"They had the professional demeanor of criminals".
This should be said every time ICE is mentioned.
This should be said every time ICE is mentioned.
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If Kamala had been elected Minneapolis would not have been turned into a war zone where people are gunned down in the streets.
January 28, 2026 at 10:45 PM
If Kamala had been elected Minneapolis would not have been turned into a war zone where people are gunned down in the streets.
When my teammates die it’s feeding. When I die it’s limit testing. #compsplatoon
January 29, 2026 at 10:40 PM
When my teammates die it’s feeding. When I die it’s limit testing. #compsplatoon
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no longer will we scream "give me my quad" in vc. the correct call is now "give me my aura".
January 27, 2026 at 2:24 PM
no longer will we scream "give me my quad" in vc. the correct call is now "give me my aura".
Moira: Can you go Ori
Me: Why
Moira: To cancel turret form with spear. *goes quiet for 3 seconds*
Me: that's not how that interaction works
Moira: Wow? why are you interrupting me? Actual 2 year. I'm trying to be productive here but you're calling me stupid for not knowing how the game works.
????
Me: Why
Moira: To cancel turret form with spear. *goes quiet for 3 seconds*
Me: that's not how that interaction works
Moira: Wow? why are you interrupting me? Actual 2 year. I'm trying to be productive here but you're calling me stupid for not knowing how the game works.
????
January 28, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Moira: Can you go Ori
Me: Why
Moira: To cancel turret form with spear. *goes quiet for 3 seconds*
Me: that's not how that interaction works
Moira: Wow? why are you interrupting me? Actual 2 year. I'm trying to be productive here but you're calling me stupid for not knowing how the game works.
????
Me: Why
Moira: To cancel turret form with spear. *goes quiet for 3 seconds*
Me: that's not how that interaction works
Moira: Wow? why are you interrupting me? Actual 2 year. I'm trying to be productive here but you're calling me stupid for not knowing how the game works.
????
“Queue up some Overwatch, it’ll be fun”
The Overwatch in question:
The Overwatch in question:
January 26, 2026 at 8:10 PM
“Queue up some Overwatch, it’ll be fun”
The Overwatch in question:
The Overwatch in question:
Lowkey just rework short range firing mode. No longer one shots, dmg caps out at 70 like an indirect. Still decent for ledging & finishing off weak opponents who you indirect with long range or who you tag with burst, but fighting is at close range no longer feels rng
Hopes for new patch:
- Nerf Sblast ink efficiency + reduced shot velocity
- Booyah health reduction
- Mini 190p -> 210p minimum
- Strikes more expensive or reduced dmg
- Pen range nerf
- Tacticooler nerf to QSJ
- Dousers standing mode buff
- Machine firing speed buff
#compsplatoon
- Nerf Sblast ink efficiency + reduced shot velocity
- Booyah health reduction
- Mini 190p -> 210p minimum
- Strikes more expensive or reduced dmg
- Pen range nerf
- Tacticooler nerf to QSJ
- Dousers standing mode buff
- Machine firing speed buff
#compsplatoon
January 25, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Lowkey just rework short range firing mode. No longer one shots, dmg caps out at 70 like an indirect. Still decent for ledging & finishing off weak opponents who you indirect with long range or who you tag with burst, but fighting is at close range no longer feels rng
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Hopes for new patch:
- Nerf Sblast ink efficiency + reduced shot velocity
- Booyah health reduction
- Mini 190p -> 210p minimum
- Strikes more expensive or reduced dmg
- Pen range nerf
- Tacticooler nerf to QSJ
- Dousers standing mode buff
- Machine firing speed buff
#compsplatoon
- Nerf Sblast ink efficiency + reduced shot velocity
- Booyah health reduction
- Mini 190p -> 210p minimum
- Strikes more expensive or reduced dmg
- Pen range nerf
- Tacticooler nerf to QSJ
- Dousers standing mode buff
- Machine firing speed buff
#compsplatoon
January 24, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Hopes for new patch:
- Nerf Sblast ink efficiency + reduced shot velocity
- Booyah health reduction
- Mini 190p -> 210p minimum
- Strikes more expensive or reduced dmg
- Pen range nerf
- Tacticooler nerf to QSJ
- Dousers standing mode buff
- Machine firing speed buff
#compsplatoon
- Nerf Sblast ink efficiency + reduced shot velocity
- Booyah health reduction
- Mini 190p -> 210p minimum
- Strikes more expensive or reduced dmg
- Pen range nerf
- Tacticooler nerf to QSJ
- Dousers standing mode buff
- Machine firing speed buff
#compsplatoon
If I got drafted into a Splatoon 3 tourney with a 40k prize pool and ProChara told me to go Sploosh and throw hammers every 15s, I'd be like 'yes sir'. You want me to go jr and only throw bombs? You got it man. Lick your toes? Already on my kne-
Money > Good Vibes
Money > Good Vibes
January 24, 2026 at 12:49 AM
If I got drafted into a Splatoon 3 tourney with a 40k prize pool and ProChara told me to go Sploosh and throw hammers every 15s, I'd be like 'yes sir'. You want me to go jr and only throw bombs? You got it man. Lick your toes? Already on my kne-
Money > Good Vibes
Money > Good Vibes
Been playing quite a bit of Splatoon this past week, especially these last couple days. I feel like I've hit that flowstate on Wiper where I'm able to play without thinking too hard about it, being able to focus more on the game. Stamper still needs quite a bit of work unfort
January 20, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Been playing quite a bit of Splatoon this past week, especially these last couple days. I feel like I've hit that flowstate on Wiper where I'm able to play without thinking too hard about it, being able to focus more on the game. Stamper still needs quite a bit of work unfort
Some days while coaching, I get to see people have this moment of realization that makes me feel like an absolute goat coach. Other days I feel like I'm actively griefing as a coach. Wiper mentality even in coaching bro lmao
January 20, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Some days while coaching, I get to see people have this moment of realization that makes me feel like an absolute goat coach. Other days I feel like I'm actively griefing as a coach. Wiper mentality even in coaching bro lmao
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7/19 in Paddling Pool despite being seed 15. Not terrible. That final game felt terrible on Wiper. Swapping Stamper felt way better but my mechs just aren't there yet. Gotta keep grinding Stamper
January 14, 2026 at 8:50 PM
7/19 in Paddling Pool despite being seed 15. Not terrible. That final game felt terrible on Wiper. Swapping Stamper felt way better but my mechs just aren't there yet. Gotta keep grinding Stamper
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also congrats to Clow Ensemble for winning LHL# 2, div 2 or smth - fuck my stupid chungus life
January 12, 2026 at 12:11 PM
also congrats to Clow Ensemble for winning LHL# 2, div 2 or smth - fuck my stupid chungus life
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CLOWN ENSEMBLE WINS BRAVO BRACKET IN MMB#32
Jammy - dmg dont forget to switch your shirt
@hitonmuovailuvaha.bsky.social - dmg remember to switch your shirt
@eleqilix.bsky.social - dmg, reminder to swap shirts
@damage0vertime.bsky.social - guys, why didnt you remind me to swap shirts? :(
Jammy - dmg dont forget to switch your shirt
@hitonmuovailuvaha.bsky.social - dmg remember to switch your shirt
@eleqilix.bsky.social - dmg, reminder to swap shirts
@damage0vertime.bsky.social - guys, why didnt you remind me to swap shirts? :(
January 12, 2026 at 12:10 PM
CLOWN ENSEMBLE WINS BRAVO BRACKET IN MMB#32
Jammy - dmg dont forget to switch your shirt
@hitonmuovailuvaha.bsky.social - dmg remember to switch your shirt
@eleqilix.bsky.social - dmg, reminder to swap shirts
@damage0vertime.bsky.social - guys, why didnt you remind me to swap shirts? :(
Jammy - dmg dont forget to switch your shirt
@hitonmuovailuvaha.bsky.social - dmg remember to switch your shirt
@eleqilix.bsky.social - dmg, reminder to swap shirts
@damage0vertime.bsky.social - guys, why didnt you remind me to swap shirts? :(
too shit to make alpha, so good we 3-0'd every game in bravo
at least I got the miku badge
at least I got the miku badge
January 11, 2026 at 10:12 PM
too shit to make alpha, so good we 3-0'd every game in bravo
at least I got the miku badge
at least I got the miku badge