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Dan is Living Through Another Historical Tragedy.... @damnitdan.bsky.social · Dec 25

This is the most valuable card I'll ever own. Every line of text makes me smile.
#christmas #pet #pokemon

Dan is Living Through Another Historical Tragedy.... @damnitdan.bsky.social · 8h

I love how easily Seth Rogen is believable as both a rich techbro and a scruffy gig worker barely staying alive.
Above all, I love that the lesson he takes from this whole situation isn't "We can do better", it's "We need to treat these people better, or they're going to FVCKING MURDER US ALL."

Dan is Living Through Another Historical Tragedy.... @damnitdan.bsky.social · 8h

Keanu Reeves gives one of my favorite performances as a guardian angel with thousands of years of secondhand divine wisdom and no actual life experience. He's so out of the loop, you can't help but love him. He's almost like an alien and it kills me every time.

Dan is Living Through Another Historical Tragedy.... @damnitdan.bsky.social · 8h

Good Fortune

I think I needed this. Honestly, the more I think about this movie after leaving the theater, the more it's hitting home. The struggle is real, but I'm doing fine. Maybe I'm not Jeff, but I'm not Arj anymore. Things have gotten better, and I'm happy. I can help others be happy, too.

Dan is Living Through Another Historical Tragedy.... @damnitdan.bsky.social · 10d

Think I might be tapping out soon. This is painful. And there's 75 minutes left, somehow.

Dan is Living Through Another Historical Tragedy.... @damnitdan.bsky.social · 10d

I'm still not sure if this movie has a main character. Or a score. The music sounds like one person at a drum kit. Then one guy on guitar.

Was that a Bigfoot?! Was that an ad for a realtor in the middle of a chase? I'm really confused....

And we're back to a scene that will not end....

Dan is Living Through Another Historical Tragedy.... @damnitdan.bsky.social · 10d

Like, VelociPastor was stupid, but it was brilliantly stupid. I had so much fun watching that. Best of all, it followed its own insane logic!

Christian Ninjas getting people hooked on cocaine to get them hooked on Christianity, how can you not laugh at that?

Dan is Living Through Another Historical Tragedy.... @damnitdan.bsky.social · 10d

I'd put this budget somewhere around....$14k? Maybe $20k. Props to Amazon for giving us access to these low-budget slashers.

I do wish I could find something that actually scares. You can make a scary movie on a low budget. There's B-movie acting, then there's D-movie acting.

Dan is Living Through Another Historical Tragedy.... @damnitdan.bsky.social · 10d

First shark attack, let's see how our gore is....how many layers of the same dress does she have? Girl, I don't think he's coming. Save your clothing.

That was.... honestly, I'm realizing how good Jaws was.

They have some actual shark footage in here though. That's good!

Dan is Living Through Another Historical Tragedy.... @damnitdan.bsky.social · 10d

Sharks of the Corn

"The following is based on real events."

Oh, this gonn' be fuuuun. The budget seems, well, pretty low. But so far, we're staying practical. Our acting is, 😬, well, it's acting. The small crew that made this is trying. But Lord, this dialogue needs to end.

Dan is Living Through Another Historical Tragedy.... @damnitdan.bsky.social · 10d

On tonight's playbill; My Name is Bruce and Sharks of the Corn!

We're having fun 🤘🏻🎃🤘🏻

Dan is Living Through Another Historical Tragedy.... @damnitdan.bsky.social · 11d

I'm enjoying watching the #MAGA crowd struggle with the Bad Bunny situation.
"We want an American!"
"Puerto Rico is part of America."
"We want a Christian act!"
"He is Christian."
"We want someone successful!"
"He's won 3 Grammys."
"We want-"
"Just say you want someone white. Save us some time."

Dan is Living Through Another Historical Tragedy.... @damnitdan.bsky.social · 16d

Future Dan might need this joy.

Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social · 16d

Dance like nobody's watching.

Dan is Living Through Another Historical Tragedy.... @damnitdan.bsky.social · 16d

We get that one a lot!

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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 16d

just make it exist first
you can make it pug later

comic in two parts.
part one. text says, just make it exist first. image is a drawing of a circle.
part two. text says, you can make it pug later. image is a drawing of a pug.

footer says: by joabaldwin, based on the comic by growthbyvisuals

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Dan is Living Through Another Historical Tragedy.... @damnitdan.bsky.social · 17d

I don't want Trump assassinated. I just want him to blow out his knee in a way that he'll never be able to golf again.

I'll bet $5 he gives up on life if it happens.

Dan is Living Through Another Historical Tragedy.... @damnitdan.bsky.social · 20d

Was reading Oathbringer by @brandonsanderson.com when this strange symbol on the cover caught the light. What is that? Do the other books have these? Oathbringer is the first I bought in hardcover, so I wasn't sure.

Dan is Living Through Another Historical Tragedy.... @damnitdan.bsky.social · 20d

I'm not proud to admit that I've been using this laundromat for three years and only just now discovered there is a lint trap. I genuinely believed they got cleaned out internally or something.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 21d

Trump just ordered the military into Portland, and he’s giving them the green light to use lethal force on American citizens.

Authoritarianism is an abstract concept but Trump is making its impacts real and tangible. Let’s be real about it: This is the beginning of dictatorship in America.

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Space Ghost @space-ghost.com · 20d

People don’t even want to live in luxury, they just want to be able to pay their bills after working 40 hours a week. How is this controversial? Put in 40 hours and society should at minimum reward you with stable safe housing, 3 square meals, and healthcare.

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 25d

The bought-and-paid-for Supreme Court agreed to take up whether to overturn a 90-year-old precedent that allows Congress to give certain agencies some independence from the White House. And of course, we can be certain they’ll rule in his favor, leaving us with no truly independent agencies.

Supreme Court will weigh expanding Trump’s power to shape agencies by overturning 90-year-old ruling

The Supreme Court will consider expanding President Donald Trump’s power to shape independent agencies by overturning a nearly century-old decision limiting when presidents can fire board members.

apnews.com

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Dan is Living Through Another Historical Tragedy.... @damnitdan.bsky.social · 25d

Why the fvck do we make students work for free after they've acquired so much debt? Especially med students?

We need to bring apprenticeships back.

Dan is Living Through Another Historical Tragedy.... @damnitdan.bsky.social · 28d

There's so much to explore, I need more!

Dan is Living Through Another Historical Tragedy.... @damnitdan.bsky.social · 28d

#Him
This is a rare case where I think the movie needed to be a bit longer. It does such a good job showing how much horror material there is in the world of pro sports. What other world combines
Glory
Devotion
Trauma
Obsession
Blood
Deification
Pressure
Wealth
Status
Madness
All in one?

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Dan is Living Through Another Historical Tragedy.... @damnitdan.bsky.social · Sep 18

I just got it into my head that "both" is pronounced like "bolth" and now I can't stop thinking about it.

Please send help.

Dan is Living Through Another Historical Tragedy.... @damnitdan.bsky.social · Sep 18

Holy FVCK does that hit hard.

Tori Foote @toriatheisttori.bsky.social · Sep 17