Dana the Destroying Angel 🍄💀
@danatyphon.bsky.social
Somewhat successful gardener; less than successful writer. Hill person and sometimes historian. Warden to my beloved Mathonwy 💍⚔️❤️. (They/Them/Their/Theirs)
I had a dream that I was on Family Feud and the category was "Things you have that you wouldn't expect someone else to have." I panicked and said. "My skeleton."
The host was like. "Ha ha, that's not in the survey." So I said. "There must be a lot of sickos in your audience, then."
The host was like. "Ha ha, that's not in the survey." So I said. "There must be a lot of sickos in your audience, then."
October 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I had a dream that I was on Family Feud and the category was "Things you have that you wouldn't expect someone else to have." I panicked and said. "My skeleton."
The host was like. "Ha ha, that's not in the survey." So I said. "There must be a lot of sickos in your audience, then."
The host was like. "Ha ha, that's not in the survey." So I said. "There must be a lot of sickos in your audience, then."
There's a clod of weird brown stuff on my Presbyterian book. I feel like I just experienced the polar opposite of a Eucharistic miracle.
October 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
There's a clod of weird brown stuff on my Presbyterian book. I feel like I just experienced the polar opposite of a Eucharistic miracle.
I'm suffering from post-viral depression today. It's like a first level boss coming back as a regular enemy.
September 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I'm suffering from post-viral depression today. It's like a first level boss coming back as a regular enemy.
The rapture van was just here to collect me, but I hid until they left. It was clever to disguise it as a Royal Mail van but I wasn't fooled.
September 23, 2025 at 12:08 PM
The rapture van was just here to collect me, but I hid until they left. It was clever to disguise it as a Royal Mail van but I wasn't fooled.
I guess we couldn't think of any other job titles to name Jason Statham films after
September 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I guess we couldn't think of any other job titles to name Jason Statham films after
So apparently I can still use Bluesky in the UK, but I can't use DMs. Anyone who wants to tell me something will just have to @me instead!
September 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
So apparently I can still use Bluesky in the UK, but I can't use DMs. Anyone who wants to tell me something will just have to @me instead!
I watched the Jordan Peterson thing, and I'm convinced that being obviously wrong all the time is the secret to his success. He's basically a target drone in debates but that keeps him prominent as long as he never runs out of things to say, which he never will
May 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I watched the Jordan Peterson thing, and I'm convinced that being obviously wrong all the time is the secret to his success. He's basically a target drone in debates but that keeps him prominent as long as he never runs out of things to say, which he never will
Strong petrichor smell! We were well overdue for some rain.
May 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Strong petrichor smell! We were well overdue for some rain.
AI fake history pictures are worse than regular fake pictures, not because they're fake, but because too many people think they're using image generators to make something real.
May 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
AI fake history pictures are worse than regular fake pictures, not because they're fake, but because too many people think they're using image generators to make something real.
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May 6, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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Dana's Review of "Mad God":
"It's just too many things turning to goo."
"It's just too many things turning to goo."
May 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Dana's Review of "Mad God":
"It's just too many things turning to goo."
"It's just too many things turning to goo."
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I had no idea samurai in feudal Japan were that dedicated to troubleshooting Flash
May 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I had no idea samurai in feudal Japan were that dedicated to troubleshooting Flash
My most controversial political take is that it's OK for a republic to contain petty kingdoms.
May 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
My most controversial political take is that it's OK for a republic to contain petty kingdoms.
Having long hair is nice but sometimes now I go to take a bite of sandwich or something and I somehow get a whole mouthful of hair.
May 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Having long hair is nice but sometimes now I go to take a bite of sandwich or something and I somehow get a whole mouthful of hair.
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This took me a second.. 😂
May 3, 2025 at 7:14 AM
This took me a second.. 😂
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I was going to say "Angled", but I love fishing.
Remove a letter, ruin a movie.
Sven
Sven
May 3, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I was going to say "Angled", but I love fishing.
Yes, I am telling you a shrimp fried this rice!
April 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Yes, I am telling you a shrimp fried this rice!
Someone once said to me that the problem with being self employed is that your boss always knows what you're up to, fortunately my boss is pretty cool and respects my right to have a personal life.
April 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Someone once said to me that the problem with being self employed is that your boss always knows what you're up to, fortunately my boss is pretty cool and respects my right to have a personal life.
Quick question, is this a real headline or my MK-Ultra activation phrase?
April 22, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Quick question, is this a real headline or my MK-Ultra activation phrase?
Apart from anything else this really demonstrates the outrageous amount of gaslighting that has gone on in the UK since 2010 to coax people away from the very obvious conclusion that trans women are women.
April 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Apart from anything else this really demonstrates the outrageous amount of gaslighting that has gone on in the UK since 2010 to coax people away from the very obvious conclusion that trans women are women.
So this means trans men will be expected to use womens spaces?
The UK Supreme Court:
The UK Supreme Court:
a man and a woman are sitting next to each other in a field with blindfolds on their eyes .
Alt: Vizzini from the Princess Bride saying "You'd like to think that wouldn't you?" Quite fittingly he is holding a woman hostage.
media.tenor.com
April 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
So this means trans men will be expected to use womens spaces?
The UK Supreme Court:
The UK Supreme Court:
Me: Trying to tell the world that Scotland is a land of beauty, poetry, learning...
Scottish People:
www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottis...
Scottish People:
www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottis...
Scot stunned to find Lego brick stuck in ear for 20 years
Darren McConachie, from Glasgow, was suffering from earing loss and never could imagine what would dislodge from his ear.
www.dailyrecord.co.uk
April 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Me: Trying to tell the world that Scotland is a land of beauty, poetry, learning...
Scottish People:
www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottis...
Scottish People:
www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottis...
Currently reeling because I accidentally learned about the obnoxious debate bro who's currently in charge of academic free speech in England, he has a mathematics degree from Oxford and a philosophy degree from Cambridge, a combination of credentials that I can only describe as a nightmare.
April 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Currently reeling because I accidentally learned about the obnoxious debate bro who's currently in charge of academic free speech in England, he has a mathematics degree from Oxford and a philosophy degree from Cambridge, a combination of credentials that I can only describe as a nightmare.