Dan Crum
@dancrum.bsky.social
AKA thelivingrobot
I ruin everything
I ruin everything
Bought this kit on a whim and I'm glad I did. It might be the most impressive Lego kit I've ever built.
January 24, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Bought this kit on a whim and I'm glad I did. It might be the most impressive Lego kit I've ever built.
@cwgabriel.bsky.social I want you to know that before even reading any of the text, the first thing I did when I saw today's comic was say, "What the hell? Snorks?" So you are not alone in remembering those underwater smurfs
January 23, 2026 at 1:53 PM
@cwgabriel.bsky.social I want you to know that before even reading any of the text, the first thing I did when I saw today's comic was say, "What the hell? Snorks?" So you are not alone in remembering those underwater smurfs
I need Fable and I need it right now. It looks so good!
January 22, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I need Fable and I need it right now. It looks so good!
Forza Horizon 6 looks amazing. My friend asked me, "Was that video of cars supposed to FH6?" He was watching gameplay.
January 22, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Forza Horizon 6 looks amazing. My friend asked me, "Was that video of cars supposed to FH6?" He was watching gameplay.
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Greenland was ours, everyone knows it. We gave it back, very stupid, but out of kindness, nobody ever thanks us. It's cold but very important. They say, “some boats landed 100s of years ago,” boats, okay? Then I should own half the world. We need Greenland again, we have to. Everyone knows it.
January 21, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Greenland was ours, everyone knows it. We gave it back, very stupid, but out of kindness, nobody ever thanks us. It's cold but very important. They say, “some boats landed 100s of years ago,” boats, okay? Then I should own half the world. We need Greenland again, we have to. Everyone knows it.
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Football is fucking stupid anyway
Baseball is fucking stupid anyway
January 19, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Football is fucking stupid anyway
3 picks in one game. That's my GOAT! JFC #ChicagoBears
January 19, 2026 at 2:54 AM
3 picks in one game. That's my GOAT! JFC #ChicagoBears
One Battle After Another is an excellent movie and everyone should watch it. That's all.
January 19, 2026 at 1:08 AM
One Battle After Another is an excellent movie and everyone should watch it. That's all.
I've been trying to remember how Ballad of the Goddess from skyward sword goes for like an hour and I just can't. It's driving me nuts
January 18, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I've been trying to remember how Ballad of the Goddess from skyward sword goes for like an hour and I just can't. It's driving me nuts
We need to purge the DNC and start over. Establishment democrats are just as guilty for what's happening right now as Trump is.
it actions like this that make people, especially gen z, despise the democratic party. what are we doing here
January 16, 2026 at 8:18 PM
We need to purge the DNC and start over. Establishment democrats are just as guilty for what's happening right now as Trump is.
When you're decorating your hotel rooms in the new #animalcrossing dlc, please PLEASE remember to include a cuck chair.
January 16, 2026 at 1:11 AM
When you're decorating your hotel rooms in the new #animalcrossing dlc, please PLEASE remember to include a cuck chair.
I drew a stupid thing for a prompt exercise we started at work. The theme was "eggs"
January 15, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I drew a stupid thing for a prompt exercise we started at work. The theme was "eggs"
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Moderate Democrats blaming the left for every failure they have:
January 15, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Moderate Democrats blaming the left for every failure they have:
Figma, I will never ever want to use your terrible devmode. PLEASE stop turning it on automatically
January 13, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Figma, I will never ever want to use your terrible devmode. PLEASE stop turning it on automatically
What's longer, 60 minutes in an NFL game, or 5 minutes before Namek explodes?
January 12, 2026 at 7:35 PM
What's longer, 60 minutes in an NFL game, or 5 minutes before Namek explodes?
Not making Claire a romance option in Cyberpunk 2077 was a huge mistake. Best girl for sure.
January 11, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Not making Claire a romance option in Cyberpunk 2077 was a huge mistake. Best girl for sure.
That's my governor
January 11, 2026 at 4:51 AM
That's my governor
I got the results for the blood test my hematologist ordered, and my blood is not great. Red blood cells are all different sizes and don’t have enough hemoglobin, it’s looking like anemia.
January 11, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I got the results for the blood test my hematologist ordered, and my blood is not great. Red blood cells are all different sizes and don’t have enough hemoglobin, it’s looking like anemia.
I wish my body could just stop falling apart for like, a month. Just give me a month without any issues. I get that it wants to check out before I turn 50, but just give me a month!
January 10, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I wish my body could just stop falling apart for like, a month. Just give me a month without any issues. I get that it wants to check out before I turn 50, but just give me a month!
Finally, someone taking action!
I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
January 8, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Finally, someone taking action!
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I present to you a workable plan for sustained global peace and prosperity.
January 6, 2026 at 2:08 PM
I present to you a workable plan for sustained global peace and prosperity.
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Jen Sorensen nails the hypocrisy and racism of the "European culture" argument.
January 6, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Jen Sorensen nails the hypocrisy and racism of the "European culture" argument.
I've been replaying Cyberpunk 2077 because I never played the DLC, and my new PC can run it with full path tracing, and my god. I forgot how good it is. Honestly, I think it's one of the best games ever made.
January 5, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I've been replaying Cyberpunk 2077 because I never played the DLC, and my new PC can run it with full path tracing, and my god. I forgot how good it is. Honestly, I think it's one of the best games ever made.
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