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Dan Wilbur
@danwilbur.bsky.social
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My 3rd grade teacher told me I had a “great way of ruining things for people.” Now I do comedy. https://linktr.ee/danwilbur
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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 12d
JD Vance does a blind taste test of his favorite drink, mayonnaise.
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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 7h
Big thank you to Jack Adam for filming this!
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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 7h
JD Vance spends the government shutdown shopping for couches. @jd-vance-1.bsky.social
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Grae Hall @graehall.bsky.social · 4d
Who's this 'With' character, and why are they always holding my father's approval?
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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 1d
Haha
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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 2d
This week, we talk to the hilarious Natasha Vaynblat about lucid dreaming.

Check out My New Thing wherever you get your podcasts! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... @natashavaynblat.bsky.social @zachsims.bsky.social
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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 2d
*mentions any person, place, or thing*

Mom: “Maybe they could give you a job!”
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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 2d
#fbf I posted this on Wednesday! It’s good.
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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 4d
An animated joke about my favorite video game, NBA Jam!

Animated by @jimtews.com
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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 3d
#tbt yesterday when I posted this
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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 4d
An animated joke about my favorite video game, NBA Jam!

Animated by @jimtews.com
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 4d
The literal reading of this statement is Pam Bondi is planning extrajudicial executions of random protesters.
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 4d
My gosh. After the US bombed multiple boats in the middle of the ocean, murdering people on grounds that they were allegedly "carrying drugs," the US Attorney General says "Just like we did with cartels, we're going to take the same approach, President Trump, with Antifa."
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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 4d
An animated joke about my favorite video game, NBA Jam!

Animated by @jimtews.com
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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 4d
An animated joke about my favorite video game, NBA Jam!

Animated by @jimtews.com
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 4d
Trump's gambit is going to blow up in his face when everyone finds out he flew on Earhart's plane too
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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 6d
We spoke to Carmen Lagala this week about exploring abandoned places but paused to also discuss bumper stickers!

Listen to My New Thing!

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... @zachsims.bsky.social
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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 6d
They’re going to throw him out of the military
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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 7d
We’re back this month in Huntington, NY with Mark Normand! Come see live comedy Tuesday, October 21st at 8:00 PM

m.bpt.me/event/6724053
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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 8d
Adopting a dog with a quirk
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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 8d
The Department of War is going to spend $1 billion making sure every general’s phone is set to military time instead of the “12-hour cuck clock”
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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 8d
Adopting a dog with a quirk
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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 8d
I know Tylenol sales are going to spike this tax season because everyone in this country can only half remember what was said on the news.
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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 8d
The Department of War is going to spend $1 billion making sure every general’s phone is set to military time instead of the “12-hour cuck clock”
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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 9d
When did Peeps become an “every holiday” candy? They should be reserved strictly for Easter. In my day, if you wanted anything close to a peep on Halloween or Christmas, you had to buy a bag of plain marshmallows and eat them alone in your car while crying.
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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 9d
Nice bar you have here. It’d be a shame if someone… started a comedy show in it.
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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 10d
Actually, it’s Schrödinger’s Monster but also it isn’t.
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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 10d
Worried that my generation is watching too many horror movies, and it’s giving them unrealistic expectations of how they’ll be murdered.
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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 10d
I forgive you!
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