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Dan Wilbur
@danwilbur.bsky.social
My 3rd grade teacher told me I had a “great way of ruining things for people.” Now I do comedy.

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JD Vance does a blind taste test of his favorite drink, mayonnaise.
A Thanksgiving Miracle.
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The main reason JD Vance is a racist is because he only points out a violent person’s race when they’re not white. The guy who shot his close friend was a “leftwing lunatic” who “knew a trans person” but I don’t remember him saying anything negative about his white MAGA household.
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Happy Thanksgiving from Vice President JD Vance! @jd-vance-1.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
What’s the best way to cook for yourself? @alisonleiby.bsky.social has the answer! @zachsims.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
We had a great time talking to Alison Leiby about soup on My New Thing!

Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... @zachsims.bsky.social @alisonleiby.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I bet JD Vance is going to call him Hitler again to get the spark back.
November 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Zach and Dan discuss Squid Game: The Challenge on this week’s bonus episode of My New Thing!

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November 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Yes, I do spend a lot of time thinking about big jugs. Big jugs of distilled water for my CPAP machine!!!
November 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Just renewed my health insurance for 2026!
November 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Let me wish your conservative uncle “happy holidays!”

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November 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I miss the good old days of theater. Like Shakespeare's time. Back when a man was a man and a woman was also a man.
November 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Had a blast replacing — I mean briefly filling in for — the president @jlcauvin.bsky.social on Making Podcasts Great Again! Jay and I riffed on everything happening in the world.

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November 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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wednesday at 7 i'm back at we have fun with @danwilbur.bsky.social and @zachsims.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
JD Vance addresses rumors about Trump and Bill Clinton. #bubba
November 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
15-year-old girls need to start saying racist stuff on a text thread so Republicans finally see them as “just kids.”
November 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Had a great time with @mattkoff.bsky.social on this week’s podcast! Check out My New Thing!
November 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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What the GOP sounds like when discussing Epstein.

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November 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
JD Vance reacts to the release of the Epstein Emails.
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Fun idea for a standup show: everyone gets to go on early so they can get to another spot. We all show up late. Show’s 14 minutes long.
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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JD Vance responds to Josh Shapiro about turning his back on Appalachia.
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
JD Vance responds to Josh Shapiro about turning his back on Appalachia.
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The government shutdown was painful for many people but at least we all got… we got the… there was talk about healthcare… and when the Republicans want to take more stuff… uh… they can?
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Democrats: we will not budge on our ask for you to extend the ACA subsidies.

Republicans: No.

Democrats: OK, whatever works!
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM