M. Janey, the Train Granny
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M. Janey, the Train Granny
@darthpinkhippo.bsky.social
MTG cube community organizer, baseball girly, in my Pride & Prejudice era
ITT: Magic posting, too many selfies, flirting with girls
❤️🧡🤍🩷💜
Hit me up for an invite to the LGBTQube discord server!
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https://cubecobra.com/user/view/5e97708b97968b319c495daa
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@ollie.bostoncubeparty.com read me for filth and I couldn't be more proud to be the worst trans woman in #mtgcube
We had 15 (13 drafters) for our #mtgcube Cubesgiving Stone Soup Potluck!

I went 2-1 with this Dimir tempo/control deck (took out Teferi), ate SO much good food, messed up both pies I baked, and had just a wonderful time with the best folks in STL 💜
November 26, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Behold, monster hunter monsters ranked by what type of member of the queer community they are
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Anybody have Monster Hunter-esque visual novel recs?
November 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
She dumpstered my ass.
Now finish your cube Sarah!
Top pulls from last night :) went 3-0
November 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Having a cis person tell you that you don't need to transition to be trans feels like a rich person saying that you don't need material possessions to be happy.
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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The solution is estradiol actually
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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hot take: cis women can have tgirl rizz if they're autistic enough
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Gonna have to try this out
Girl who kisses other girl has anyone heard of this
November 24, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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The arc of the moral universe was like
November 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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i want to grow old with my trans friends
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
He just finished a Disaster Movie piece that I can't wait to show off ✨
Updated Commission Pricelist!
I am a Magic: The Gathering Card Alterist!
I've painted Over 3000 Alters for Clients All over the world!
I paint Primarily using Acrylics, All alters are one of a Kind and Hand painted!
Check Replies for Examples of my work!
November 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I was born to be bluesky replygirl for trans women, and I'm gonna fulfill my destiny 💪
November 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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transness is a gift. i need every trans woman to understand that by nature of their existence they have been blessed with the ability to pluck the strands of fate with their hands if they choose to. it is not always easy and it is not without hardship but every trans woman is capable of greatness.
November 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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trans women with spines are always dangerous
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Fuck it, this is my favorite pic I've ever taken of me
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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*deep breath* YOU HAVE TO TRANSITION YOU HAVE TO BE AN ACTIVE PARTICIPANT IN YOUR OWN FUCKING FUTURE IT’S NOT GONNA HAPPEN TO YOU IT WON’T COME FROM FUCKING WALLOWING AWAY NO AMOUNT OF SELF-LOATHING AND THINKING ABOUT THE PROCESS WILL EVER MAKE UP FOR NEGLECTING THE PROCESS THIS ISNT SOME FUCKING WI
okay maybe this wasn’t loud enough let me try this again
transition is not something that just magically happens to you. you have to be an active participant in creating your own future
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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The gay magic furries running Quebec’s strategic syrup reserve are keeping it from us 😔
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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PLEASE REMEMBER TO REMAIN AS CIVIL AS POSSIBLE AS YOU ARE BEING TORN LIMB FROM LIMB BY WILD DOGS
November 13, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Im still saying that all of my queers need to live in the same apartment building
the one particular notable thought amplified by weed is that i need to live in a big house of trannies because i wanna cuddle so bad rn but ken is baking because they hate me so i am basically dying and also LA is so miserably isolating that you can't just pop over to a friends house without a drive
November 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Quote post using people agreeing with you to make a completely unrelated point to the person I'm subtweeting
Quote post designed to get my following to dogpile you for disagreeing with me
Wild misreading of your take into something you never even said, let alone implied
November 8, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I played this back when it was just an itch demo and holy fuck this game rules
#PitchYaGame Burn With Me is a game for those with an Inscryption-shaped hole in their heart.

🕯 Teacher who lures students into a dangerous ritual
🔥 Deckburner gameplay: sacrifice cards to fire
🖤 Find balance between desire and sanity

Playtest soon: s.team/a/2954010
November 8, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Fans have always been trailblazing in ways Magic only picks up on years later

•Alterists were ahead on borderless cards and art style experimentation
•Proxy makers were ahead on visual design and frames
•Custom card designers were ahead on using low resolution art assets from outside properties
November 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Red Candidate Wins! - @softmaurice.bsky.social

Please forgive me for buying a NY Post but it went to a good cause.
November 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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lesbian thought of the day: plane tickets should be free if you really want to make out with a woman who lives on the other side of the world
November 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM