Dave Chalker
@davethegame.bsky.social
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Game Designer: 🏎️ Thunder Road: Vendetta 🦈 Get Bit! 👑 Talisman: Alliances 🏠 Betrayal at House on the Hill 3e 💎 Thief's Market 👊 Sentinels Comics RPG 🔥 Heat 🎲 and more. DaveTheGame most social places. 💍@qthecocker.bsky.social he/him
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davethegame.bsky.social
Somehow I don’t think it will even be 2 dolls instead of 6.
davethegame.bsky.social
Agreed, especially with the popularity of Commander, making a co-op seemed obvious to me, after trying the stuff they did during original Theros
davethegame.bsky.social
If they don't make the cards "Leonardo, Who Leads" "Donatello, Does Machines" "Michelangelo, Party Dude" and "Raphael, Cool but Rude" WHAT EVEN IS THE POINT OF UNIVERSES BEYOND
#MTG
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Combining individual strengths to create a dream team is a core part of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Each Partner card in the #MTGxTMNT Commander Deck highlights those strengths and adds a different flair to your path to victory.
This image depicts the Leonardo, The Balance card. Three mana, one white. Legendary Creature - Mutant Ninja Turtle. Mythic Rarity.

Card art: This art depitcts a humanoid turtle warrior standing in a crouched defensive postion with two twin katana held in each hand, his arms crossed to protect his torso.

Rules text: Whenever a token you control enters, you may put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Do this only once each turn.
White mana, blue mana, black mana, red mana, green mana: Creature you control gain menace, trample and lifelinkt until end of turn.
Partner - Character select (You can have two Commanders if both have this ability) Power 3/Toughness 3
This image depicts the card "Donatello, the Brains". Two mana, one blue. Legendary Creature - Mutant Ninja Turtle. Mythic Rarity.

Card Art: This is an illustration of a humanoid turtle sitting at an L shaped desk. He has one hand hovering over a keyboard while he turns his body away from the computer and towards a small tube filled with ooze. On another part of the table, a piece of pizza sits on a plate as a rat nibbles at the toppings.

Rules text: I one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus a Mutagen token are created instead.
Partner - Character Select (You can have two Commanders if both have this ability) 
Power two/toughness four

Flavor text: "I always thought there 'd be more to the ooze."
This image depicts the card of "Raphael, the Muscle". Four mana, red mana. Legendary Creature - Mutant Ninja Turtle. Mythic Rarity.

Card art: This is an illustation of a humanoid turtle with broad shoulders and a thick muscled build. His arms are frozen mid swipe as clutched in each hand is a twin sai held backwards. His mouth is set into a snarl.

Rules text: Double all damage that creature you control with counters on them would deal.
When Raphael enters, create a Mutagen token.
Partners -- Character Select (You can have two commanders if both have this ability.) Power four, toughness four.
This image depicts the card "Michelangelo, the Heart". One mana, one green. Legendary Creature - Mutant Ninja Turtle.

Card art: This is an illustration of a humanoid turtle breakdancing and frozen in a one arm hand stand in front of a well loved couch. He kicks his legs in two different directions, one in front of him, the other catching a pizza box and his other arm is holding up a pizza. Another pizza box rests on his head as he smiles.

Rules text: Trample.
Raid (the Fridge) - At the beginning of your second main phase, if you attacked this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and create a Food token.
Partner - Character Select (You may have two commanders f you both have this ability) Power two/toughness one.
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johnrogers.bsky.social
The modern GOP is just bad at running things. Modern conservatism as a whole - you can’t put a party that doesn’t believe in the very concept of a public good in charge of public goods.
snarkranger.bsky.social
This is delusional. You can't support a hospital on only an ER - they're not the profit center of a hospital! ERs take enormous charity care losses due to EMTALA and have to be cross-subsidized by more profitable service areas.
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SCARBOROUGH: The Nebraska Rural Health Association says at least 6 rural hospitals would have to close bc of the big beautiful bill

FLOOD: Here's the deal: Some hospitals that are rural hospitals are going to eventually have to transition from being acute bed hospitals into being an ER model
davethegame.bsky.social
I’m sure it’s totally in compliance with various records standards too.
davethegame.bsky.social
Arguably I've made more money from my Marvel knowledge than knowledge of my extended family tree!
theonion.com
Area Man Has Far Greater Knowledge Of Marvel Universe Than Own Family Tree https://theonion.com/area-man-has-far-greater-knowledge-of-marvel-universe-t-1819571080/
Area Man Has Far Greater Knowledge Of Marvel Universe Than Own Family Tree
davethegame.bsky.social
You and @qthecocker.bsky.social and Jadzia can all be in the same club.
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touloutoumou.bsky.social
this meeting could have been a failed Hades 2 run
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chattydm.bsky.social
Dungeons & Dragons: The Immersive Quest 2.0 with improved gameplay opens up in Plano Texas in October!

Meet in the Yawning Portal, explore Ashardalon's dungeon, face him in combat and, if you make it out alive, celebrate your victory back in Waterdeep!

Oh yeah, I wrote the whole thing! :)
davethegame.bsky.social
Ooh, you would have been good as Big Dick Mitch. Though mainly he was tied up in a basement.
davethegame.bsky.social
Sauron is bucking tradition and legal precedent in pushing to deploy the Morgul-host to Free People-led cities like Helm's Deep, Osgiliath, and Minas Tirith due to what he says is rampant crime and to support his crackdown on the heirs of Dúnedain.
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NPR @npr.org · 3d
President Trump is bucking tradition and legal precedent in pushing to deploy the National Guard to Democratic-led cities like Portland, Oregon, and Chicago due to what he says is rampant crime and to support his crackdown on illegal immigration.
Trump's power to deploy National Guard, explained
President Trump is bucking tradition and legal precedent in pushing to deploy the National Guard to Democratic-led cities like Portland, Oregon, and Chicago due to what he says is rampant crime and to support his crackdown on illegal immigration.
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davethegame.bsky.social
My suspicion is its the same person who keeps offering to hold others' beers.
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toitle.bsky.social
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THANK YOU ALL! Egg for algorithm!
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direflail.bsky.social
🧵 Hey, all. I'm going to be doing some test runs of both campaigns I'm running for startplaying.games .
davethegame.bsky.social
Did the grink deliver it?
davethegame.bsky.social
I don't have experience with their decaf blends but the Guatemalan beans tend to be my favorites. I'm pretty sure you can get Hippie Blend in decaf which is a decent blend.
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9thlevelgames.bsky.social
WRASTLEVANIA starts tomorrow! Sign up now to get a FREE adventure even if you don’t back, plus get a D2 “steel” chair when you back in the first 48hrs!!! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/9...
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jamellebouie.net
perhaps the biggest story TFPever ran was a catastrophically shoddy argument that George Floyd ackshully died of an overdose. When confronted with irrefutable evidence that the piece was simply wrong, Weiss didn’t take it down, she asked her critic, @radleybalko.bsky.social, to come on a podcast.
maxtani.bsky.social
David Ellison’s note to staff on Paramount’s acquisition of the Free Press
davethegame.bsky.social
I guess I should rent this and see if there's any pull quotes I can use!