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Dave's not here, man!

@davewithturbos.bsky.social

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Laughter, snark and sarcasm. PacNW. Car guy. Infosec dork. Usually in that order. I don't always follow back so don't feel compelled to follow. All views expressed are my own.

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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · Nov 8

This is so funny because it's true. To make my point, the top link lets you block MAGA automatically. :)

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · Oct 17

imagine leaving twitter because u can not block any body and coming to blue sky where every body blocks u

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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 12h

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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 21h

My Wife came home from Walmart complaining about the cashier being a royal B!TCH. I asked her if she was at the self
checkout. And that's how the fight started.

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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 21h

Or the guy who thinks "1500% lower prices" is real, maybe shouldn't be allowed to decide anything that has to do with finances or....anything with numbers, really.

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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 22h

It very much is! I hope to see it spread to other cities! Hard to claim people in inflatable suits incited anything or "managed to run away from me" 😂

Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 22h

I was raised Catholic (stopped at 15 for....reasons) I still get the weight of that statement and...

W O W

Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 23h

I have never seen a flubbed field goal turn into a touchdown...for the team that was KICKING the FG. Wild!

#BoiseState

Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 23h

Could be worse you could....well...no that does sound pretty bad!

Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 23h

Why do you apologize for existing? Do you abuse people? Animals? Lie to everybody?

No. You are a better person than a lot of mouth breathers on this planet. Remind yourself of that each day.

The most important opinion of you is the one you have of yourself. Honest!

Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 1d

"Noem accused Wilson and Kotek of “covering up the terrorism that is hitting their streets.”

HOW DO YOU HIDE A WAR ZONE and STREETS FULL OF TERRORISTS?

The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 1d

“I … met with the governor, met with the mayor, met with the chief of police, and the superintendent of the highway patrol. They’re all lying, and disingenuous, and dishonest people,” Noem said, because they wouldn’t back up her baseless claims that the streets were overrun with terrorists.

ICE Barbie Says an Entire State’s Worth of Officials Are “Lying”

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is convinced, against all evidence, that Portland is a war zone.

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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 1d

😂😂

Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 1d

Sounds "Independence Day where an Apple computer puts a computer virus into an alien network" absurd.

Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 1d

"Just get it done"

Unsaid "can't be bothered to even pretend to care about rule of law, that's not how dictators work".

George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 @gtconway.bsky.social · 1d

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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 1d

Yep, the six wizards in robes...

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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 1d

I fail to see how this is remotely a good thing.

Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 1d

"Is the Earth round, or flat? Depends on the narrative"

FU NYT.

Old White Nepo Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 1d

Should the New York Times be sold to Pennysaver and its editors sent to work in Amazon warehouses? It depends on who you ask.

Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 1d

Those inflatable suits must be made of asbestos to be so flame-retardant against all those fires.

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White House Watchdog @whitehousewatchdog.bsky.social · 1d

The controversy over a funding "extortion" agreement involving eight schools catches significant public attention, raising questions about financial ethics in education.

MIT Becomes First School to Reject Trump’s “Loyalty Oath” for Higher Education

The controversy over a funding "extortion" agreement involving eight schools catches significant public attention, raising questions about financial ethics in education.

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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 1d

I don't think the therapist is supposed to say "wow,"
that many times in your first session but here we are.

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Mjkwho @mjkwho.bsky.social · 1d

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Beaker @ally2000.bsky.social · 2d

I think each state or region should have its own themed inflatable.
New England checking in.

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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 1d

😂😂

Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah 94/7 made you famous. I mean, it encapsulates Portland *so perfectly*.

Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 2d

They're second-guessing the Commander-in-Chief who thinks "500% cheaper" is a thing.

Jon Seidel @jonseidel.bsky.social · 2d

"The district court impermissibly second-guessed the Commander in Chief's military judgments — something district courts lack the authority and competence to do."

Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 2d

This is apt.

Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 2d

Huh. An advocate to create The Ministry of Truth.