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@davewithturbos.bsky.social
Laughter, snark and sarcasm. PacNW. Car guy. Infosec dork. Usually in that order.
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All views expressed are my own.
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All views expressed are my own.
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imagine leaving twitter because u can not block any body and coming to blue sky where every body blocks u
This is so funny because it's true. To make my point, the top link lets you block MAGA automatically. :)
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Post something random.
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Post something random.
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The journalists should do a collective "boo" or "shame" every time he does that.
Trump and his lackeys can either throw a tantrum and kick out the whole group or he can stop doing that shit because of how embarrassing it is to have an entire room call him out live on camera.
Trump and his lackeys can either throw a tantrum and kick out the whole group or he can stop doing that shit because of how embarrassing it is to have an entire room call him out live on camera.
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Someone is making an ad with a montage of Trump verbally attacking journalists, right? (Ideally going back to Trump 1.0.) That should basically play on repeat from now until next November. I am so sick of this
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Someone is making an ad with a montage of Trump verbally attacking journalists, right? (Ideally going back to Trump 1.0.) That should basically play on repeat from now until next November. I am so sick of this
She can STFU
"The estimated net worth of Donna Morris is at least $57.7M dollars as of September 26, 2025"
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"The estimated net worth of Donna Morris is at least $57.7M dollars as of September 26, 2025"
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November 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
She can STFU
"The estimated net worth of Donna Morris is at least $57.7M dollars as of September 26, 2025"
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"The estimated net worth of Donna Morris is at least $57.7M dollars as of September 26, 2025"
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Imagine being told throwing away something that works is bad for the economy.
The same America makes healthy food far more expensive than food that gives you health issues but also makes you pay for your own health insurance.
The same America makes healthy food far more expensive than food that gives you health issues but also makes you pay for your own health insurance.
If a phone still works fine, it’s not “device hoarding” to keep using it. It’s common sense.
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Imagine being told throwing away something that works is bad for the economy.
The same America makes healthy food far more expensive than food that gives you health issues but also makes you pay for your own health insurance.
The same America makes healthy food far more expensive than food that gives you health issues but also makes you pay for your own health insurance.
...every thread I weigh in on some days, I swear.
The more men weigh in on this the less I enjoy it
November 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
...every thread I weigh in on some days, I swear.
More genuine elected officials like this, please.
Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
More genuine elected officials like this, please.
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Wishing you all a very happy Thanksgiving! Remember to stand by your pan today. Unattended cooking is the number one cause of home fires!
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Wishing you all a very happy Thanksgiving! Remember to stand by your pan today. Unattended cooking is the number one cause of home fires!
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If you live in or you know anyone in Tennessee’s 7th district, TODAY is the LAST day to vote early.
And tell everyone you know who hasn’t voted that it is all about turnout next Tuesday. We need as many people showing up to the polls. We can do this.
And tell everyone you know who hasn’t voted that it is all about turnout next Tuesday. We need as many people showing up to the polls. We can do this.
November 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
If you live in or you know anyone in Tennessee’s 7th district, TODAY is the LAST day to vote early.
And tell everyone you know who hasn’t voted that it is all about turnout next Tuesday. We need as many people showing up to the polls. We can do this.
And tell everyone you know who hasn’t voted that it is all about turnout next Tuesday. We need as many people showing up to the polls. We can do this.
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Did you know Enrique Tarrio and some other Proud Boys are suing the US for "multiple violations of their constitutional rights perpetrated by the DOJ and the FBI... in their political prosecution of the Plaintiffs for their alleged participation in the planning of the events of January 6, 2021"?
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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God, he sounds and seems so normal.
If you’re wondering who’s guiding our transition, it’s the best New Yorkers that money can’t buy.
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
God, he sounds and seems so normal.
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🚨 NEW/EXCLUSIVE: The FBI turned over dozens of emails to me in response to my #FOIA request that provides a behind-the-scenes look at discussions involving the review and redaction of the Epstein files
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
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November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
🚨 NEW/EXCLUSIVE: The FBI turned over dozens of emails to me in response to my #FOIA request that provides a behind-the-scenes look at discussions involving the review and redaction of the Epstein files
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
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“Employees Rally Around [the University of Pennsylvania’s] Refusal to Disclose Jewish Faculty, Student Names *** The Trump administration asked the university to hand over personal information for the members of Jewish clubs & organizations as well as the Jewish Studies department.” 11/25/25 … 1/
Penn Refuses to Disclose Jewish Faculty, Student Names
The Trump administration asked the university to hand over personal information for the members of Jewish clubs and organizations as well as the Jewish Studies department.
www.insidehighered.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
“Employees Rally Around [the University of Pennsylvania’s] Refusal to Disclose Jewish Faculty, Student Names *** The Trump administration asked the university to hand over personal information for the members of Jewish clubs & organizations as well as the Jewish Studies department.” 11/25/25 … 1/
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Anyway, one of our platoon, a former Army NCO, when he heard the 1SG's admonition to drink water, thoughtlessly responded with "Roger that!" Since it was pitch dark, the 1SG couldn't see who said it, so he faced us and in his terrifying TAC voice bellowed "WHO'S ROGERING ME?" /5
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Preaching to the choir here, but feeling like saying it anyway.
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Preaching to the choir here, but feeling like saying it anyway.
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"From TX to PA to OH, Democrat-backed candidates ran successful campaigns in some of the nation’s largest school systems and in political battlegrounds. They emphasized test scores and bus safety over debates about which bathrooms transgender students use and banning books from school libraries."
In culture war backlash, Democrats sweep school boards
The party recruited and invested in school board races to oust Republicans. It worked.
www.politico.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
"From TX to PA to OH, Democrat-backed candidates ran successful campaigns in some of the nation’s largest school systems and in political battlegrounds. They emphasized test scores and bus safety over debates about which bathrooms transgender students use and banning books from school libraries."
49ers game tonight going for the most interceptions in a game.
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
49ers game tonight going for the most interceptions in a game.
Libs being mad about people getting killed. What weirdos.
TDS Watch: First the libs are mad that Trump is killing random dudes in boats as part of a fake war with Venezuela, now he’s making it a real war and they’re mad about that too.
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Libs being mad about people getting killed. What weirdos.
Good article on 1A incl. algorithms: "The 'rearranging' of speech is just as protected as the speech itself, as when a newspaper decides which stories to print on the front page and which letters to the editor to publish."
+the Algorithm Accountability Act is dumb
www.thefire.org/news/you-can...
+the Algorithm Accountability Act is dumb
www.thefire.org/news/you-can...
You can’t eliminate real-world violence by suing over online speech
With so much of our national conversation taking place online, there’s an almost reflexive tendency to search for online causes — and online solutions — when tragedy strikes in the physical world.
www.thefire.org
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Good article on 1A incl. algorithms: "The 'rearranging' of speech is just as protected as the speech itself, as when a newspaper decides which stories to print on the front page and which letters to the editor to publish."
+the Algorithm Accountability Act is dumb
www.thefire.org/news/you-can...
+the Algorithm Accountability Act is dumb
www.thefire.org/news/you-can...
DO IT HEGSETH! It would be the funniest thing ever. I think DOD prosecutions can fail as spectacularly as DOJ ones, let's find out!
Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
DO IT HEGSETH! It would be the funniest thing ever. I think DOD prosecutions can fail as spectacularly as DOJ ones, let's find out!
Yes! "After a long week, who isn't Quanked?"
This word seriously needs to be brought back.
Quanked [kwangkt]
(adj.)
- Overpowered by fatigue.
- Exhausted or reduced in strength, as by labor or exertion; fatigued; sleepy.
Origin uncertain
Used in a sentence:
“After sprunting all weekend, then frooncing to get to work on time, I’m well quanked.”
(adj.)
- Overpowered by fatigue.
- Exhausted or reduced in strength, as by labor or exertion; fatigued; sleepy.
Origin uncertain
Used in a sentence:
“After sprunting all weekend, then frooncing to get to work on time, I’m well quanked.”
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Yes! "After a long week, who isn't Quanked?"
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Cool!
November 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Cool!
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Gmail can read your emails and attachments to train its AI, unless you opt out - Malwarebytes www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
Gmail can read your emails and attachments to train its AI, unless you opt out
A new Gmail update may allow Google to use your private messages and attachments for AI training. Here's how to turn it off.
www.malwarebytes.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Gmail can read your emails and attachments to train its AI, unless you opt out - Malwarebytes www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...