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David Mitchell
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Scottish. Moved all over,but now in Dunfermline. 40+. Usually open to sarcasm, impolite jokes and politics.
Liberal🌈🌊🦋💙
Also on Threads, same username
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The US Women’s Hockey team is terrifying.

They have scored twenty goals in this Olympiad so far.

Their opponents?

One.
February 11, 2026 at 7:02 AM
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Trump will no doubt try something psychotic to distract us from all of this.

Trump could drop an atom bomb and people would still talk about the Epstein Files.

You are fucking done, sir.

Resign.
February 10, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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I want someone to hold accountable the depraved villains in the Epstein files with the same conviction&furiosity as @georgetakei.bsky.social’s Captain #Sulu pushing the Excelsior to the brink to save his friends on the Enterprise in #StarTrek VI. “FLY HER APART, THEN!” Justice now for the victims.
February 10, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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hate it when you eat a pizza and then it finishes wtf now i just have an empty plate
February 10, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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Hey donny

The more you cry and try to order everyone to move on from the epstein files

The more determined we all are to expose everything.

So keep crying

The walls are closing in

Anf there's nothing you can do to stop it.
February 11, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Among other things in this video, Devin discusses how “catch-and-release” has quickly morphed into “catch-and-hold”. This was perhaps entirely predictable. Just giving them license was dangerous.

youtu.be/p6o-_2thaI8?...
ICE Lawyer Ruins Her Life
YouTube video by LegalEagle
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Watched “The Running Man” last night(80’s version)

Broken economy, totalitarian government, even computer-manipulated deepfake videos.

In 1987, this was fiction.

7 years later, they made Judge Dread.
February 11, 2026 at 12:03 PM
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So how much are his tariffs on countries that are acting on the Epstein files? 🤨
February 10, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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“If all the names in the Epstein files are released then our entire system will collapse.”

Works for me.
February 10, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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It’s a sad day in America where even one person would announce on social media that they are pedo protectors let alone the whole Republican administration and the remaining followers they have!
February 11, 2026 at 7:11 AM
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seeing other people at the gym and knowing they don’t want to be here either makes me feel better. misery sure loves company.
February 11, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Found stories like this one on YouTube. ICE finding every way possible to get people killed.
youtu.be/O3e0OubUHbg?...
ICE pitted an Ambulance. The patient inside didn't make it.👨‍⚖️
YouTube video by Court Drama
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 11:52 AM
I briefly got a Shudder subscription. Can’t say I was impressed. I entered a number of well known titles and franchises. The only franchise I found was Hellraiser. Final Destination? No. Daybreakers? No. The Howling? No. Total disappointment. Immediate cancellation.
February 11, 2026 at 11:48 AM
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2/9/2026 - Indianapolis, IN

Teens returning from an ICE protest are arrested by local police

One LEO says "I will fucking kill you, understand me?"
February 11, 2026 at 11:30 AM
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If we’re not all wearing onesies we haven’t reached the future yet
February 10, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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NO LIES 👇 DETECTED.......
February 11, 2026 at 10:59 AM
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At this point, it’s hard not to assume they’re all compromised MAGA Republicans, establishment Republicans, Democrats, corporate Democrats. The only ones who don’t seem compromised are the few actually out there fighting for everyday people. And you can tell who they are by their actions.
February 11, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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I and millions of Americans believe exactly the same thing Kasparov does.

Too many troops, too many new prisons, too much money not under Congressional supervision.

We're not just witnessing a mass deportation scheme anymore.

This is something significantly bigger and scarier.
February 11, 2026 at 9:37 AM
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I don’t think you’re wrong. He’s very likely being fed a specifically curated stream of bullshit designed to minimize both the shitting of pants and throwing of ketchup.
February 10, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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The Grammys. The Olympics. The Super Bowl. The message is that the world loves diversity. Don’t let the billionaires tell you otherwise.
February 10, 2026 at 6:32 AM
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I have appreciated Amanda’s efforts here so I’m disappointed she’s wrapping things up by spreading misinformation. I can assure you as someone whose neighborhood has been crawling with ICE in recent days that we are not in the “aftermath” of anything.
February 9, 2026 at 4:28 AM
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I would be laughed out of the writers’ room if I pitched this. Measles exposure at a March for Life rally. www.npr.org/2026/02/08/n...
March for Life attendees may have been exposed to measles, DC Health warns
D.C. health officials are contacting people possibly exposed to measles at the March for Life in January, as confirmed cases rise nationwide.
www.npr.org
February 9, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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Time to warm up.
Family Of ICE Agents Explain How They Really Feel About Their Relative's Job
www.comicsands.com
February 8, 2026 at 9:12 AM
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"The American media makes things that are abnormal seem normal. The European press doesn’t do that. So you’ll see when they report on Trump’s rambling Davos speech, they will say it made no sense. In the US press, you’ll just see excerpts and an attempt to sanitize it." — @anneapplebaum.bsky.social
Anne Applebaum on Trump's betrayal of Europe
"They’re bewildered we’ve allowed this to happen."
www.publicnotice.co
February 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM