David Mitchell
@davidalanmitch5.bsky.social
Scottish. Moved all over,but now in Dunfermline. 40+. Usually open to sarcasm, impolite jokes and politics.
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Also on Threads, same username
Liberal🌈🌊🦋💙
Also on Threads, same username
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I have appreciated Amanda’s efforts here so I’m disappointed she’s wrapping things up by spreading misinformation. I can assure you as someone whose neighborhood has been crawling with ICE in recent days that we are not in the “aftermath” of anything.
Actually, one more thing. The story isn’t over. But it’s mostly aftermath stories now. It’s not going to be people who are there to cover as it happens. It’s going to be quieter work that you’ll see in print in 9 months.
February 9, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I have appreciated Amanda’s efforts here so I’m disappointed she’s wrapping things up by spreading misinformation. I can assure you as someone whose neighborhood has been crawling with ICE in recent days that we are not in the “aftermath” of anything.
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I would be laughed out of the writers’ room if I pitched this. Measles exposure at a March for Life rally. www.npr.org/2026/02/08/n...
March for Life attendees may have been exposed to measles, DC Health warns
D.C. health officials are contacting people possibly exposed to measles at the March for Life in January, as confirmed cases rise nationwide.
www.npr.org
February 9, 2026 at 4:34 AM
I would be laughed out of the writers’ room if I pitched this. Measles exposure at a March for Life rally. www.npr.org/2026/02/08/n...
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Time to warm up.
Family Of ICE Agents Explain How They Really Feel About Their Relative's Job
www.comicsands.com
February 8, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Time to warm up.
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"The American media makes things that are abnormal seem normal. The European press doesn’t do that. So you’ll see when they report on Trump’s rambling Davos speech, they will say it made no sense. In the US press, you’ll just see excerpts and an attempt to sanitize it." — @anneapplebaum.bsky.social
Anne Applebaum on Trump's betrayal of Europe
"They’re bewildered we’ve allowed this to happen."
www.publicnotice.co
February 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
"The American media makes things that are abnormal seem normal. The European press doesn’t do that. So you’ll see when they report on Trump’s rambling Davos speech, they will say it made no sense. In the US press, you’ll just see excerpts and an attempt to sanitize it." — @anneapplebaum.bsky.social
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In what world??
Melania Trump's Eyeroll-Worthy Description Of Her Husband Has The Internet Crying Foul
www.comicsands.com
February 7, 2026 at 8:54 PM
In what world??
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ICE is still doing checkpoints in Minneapolis like we are an occupied territory. Life remains really hard here thanks to Trump's thugs.
February 6, 2026 at 2:56 PM
ICE is still doing checkpoints in Minneapolis like we are an occupied territory. Life remains really hard here thanks to Trump's thugs.
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Trump has posted on Truth Social about 65 times in the last 90 minutes, including a video he posted at 8:44 PM PT describing election fraud lies that shows racist AI images of Michelle and Barack Obama as monkeys at the end. I’ve confirmed this is real and watched it myself.
25th Amendment now.
25th Amendment now.
February 6, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Trump has posted on Truth Social about 65 times in the last 90 minutes, including a video he posted at 8:44 PM PT describing election fraud lies that shows racist AI images of Michelle and Barack Obama as monkeys at the end. I’ve confirmed this is real and watched it myself.
25th Amendment now.
25th Amendment now.
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BREAKING: Supreme Court ALLOWS California to use new maps in the midterms by refusing to hear Republicans' bid to block it. www.cbsnews.com/news/supreme...
Supreme Court lets California use new congressional map in midterms, rejecting bid to block it
The Supreme Court declined to block California's new congressional map that could net Democrats five seats in the upcoming midterm elections.
www.cbsnews.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:25 PM
BREAKING: Supreme Court ALLOWS California to use new maps in the midterms by refusing to hear Republicans' bid to block it. www.cbsnews.com/news/supreme...
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I try to be kind. I really do. But I really just fucking hate people sometimes.
This is bonkers. MAHA 'farmers' with ecoli tainted raw milk admit they really don't know how to make the stuff after all.
"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."
people.com/ballerina-fa...
"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."
people.com/ballerina-fa...
Hannah Neeleman's Ballerina Farm Halts Sale of Raw Milk Due to Bacteria Concerns: Report
Hannah and Daniel Neeleman have paused Ballerina Farm's sale of raw milk following health violations discovered during routine testing. Screenings from summer 2025 showed high levels of coliform, the ...
people.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I try to be kind. I really do. But I really just fucking hate people sometimes.
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Trump: "That's the only thing that was mentioned about me. Now, about Democrats? Some really bad stuff. But about me -- Wolf and Epstein conspired against me so I would lose the election. So that takes care of Epstein as far as Trump is concerned. It's a Democrat problem."
February 3, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Trump: "That's the only thing that was mentioned about me. Now, about Democrats? Some really bad stuff. But about me -- Wolf and Epstein conspired against me so I would lose the election. So that takes care of Epstein as far as Trump is concerned. It's a Democrat problem."
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America's Sleeping Giant roared when police attacked civil rights marchers.
And when Nixon tried to cover up Watergate.
Today it roars in Minneapolis and around the country — at the jack-booted thugs occupying our cities.
And when Nixon tried to cover up Watergate.
Today it roars in Minneapolis and around the country — at the jack-booted thugs occupying our cities.
February 2, 2026 at 4:23 PM
America's Sleeping Giant roared when police attacked civil rights marchers.
And when Nixon tried to cover up Watergate.
Today it roars in Minneapolis and around the country — at the jack-booted thugs occupying our cities.
And when Nixon tried to cover up Watergate.
Today it roars in Minneapolis and around the country — at the jack-booted thugs occupying our cities.
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It is disgusting how Pamela Jo Bondi's Department of Justice works overtime to protect the perpetrators in Jeffrey Epstein's pedophilia enterprise but has no interest in protecting the victims.
BREAKING: The Department of Justice left multiple unredacted photos of fully nude women or girls exposed as part of Friday’s dump of more than 3.5 million pages of files related to the investigations and prosecutions of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislane Maxwell.
DOJ Released Unredacted Nude Images in Epstein Files
A note from investigators in the files said some images Epstein had were "POSSIBLE CSAM."
www.404media.co
February 2, 2026 at 6:45 PM
It is disgusting how Pamela Jo Bondi's Department of Justice works overtime to protect the perpetrators in Jeffrey Epstein's pedophilia enterprise but has no interest in protecting the victims.
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Sen. Jacky Rosen calls for DOJ review of Tom Homan and $50,000 bribe investigation - MS NOW
February 2, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Sen. Jacky Rosen calls for DOJ review of Tom Homan and $50,000 bribe investigation - MS NOW
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I was 32 years old when I learned that Battlestar Galactica is incredible science fiction. WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME SOONER
February 2, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I was 32 years old when I learned that Battlestar Galactica is incredible science fiction. WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME SOONER
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Very on-brand that even other billionaire nonces can't stand Elon Musk.
February 1, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Very on-brand that even other billionaire nonces can't stand Elon Musk.
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The GOP is okay with violence as long as they're the ones holding the gun.
February 2, 2026 at 1:15 AM
The GOP is okay with violence as long as they're the ones holding the gun.
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What does Nigel Farage and a tampon have in common?
They're both stuck up c*nts!
They're both stuck up c*nts!
February 2, 2026 at 2:32 PM
What does Nigel Farage and a tampon have in common?
They're both stuck up c*nts!
They're both stuck up c*nts!
Trump threatens to sue Trevor Noah over Epstein joke at Grammys.
I’m sure he’s bluffing, he’ll never do it. But I still hope he does, because that’s going to backfire beautifully and we all want to see it.
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I’m sure he’s bluffing, he’ll never do it. But I still hope he does, because that’s going to backfire beautifully and we all want to see it.
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Trump threatens to sue Trevor Noah over Epstein joke at Grammys — The Guardian
Awards host alluded to president’s association with late sex offender in awards ceremony remarks
apple.news
February 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Trump threatens to sue Trevor Noah over Epstein joke at Grammys.
I’m sure he’s bluffing, he’ll never do it. But I still hope he does, because that’s going to backfire beautifully and we all want to see it.
apple.news/Ac31DmtcQTRS...
I’m sure he’s bluffing, he’ll never do it. But I still hope he does, because that’s going to backfire beautifully and we all want to see it.
apple.news/Ac31DmtcQTRS...
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Powerful testimony.
Woman In Pink Jacket Who Filmed Alex Pretti's Murder Speaks Out In Emotional Interview
www.comicsands.com
February 2, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Powerful testimony.
Why are so many remote controls black? A few are grey or white, but I have four remote controllers, all black.
If we could get remote controls that come in different colours, it would be
easier to tell them apart and if they were in brighter colours, we wouldn’t lose them so quickly.
If we could get remote controls that come in different colours, it would be
easier to tell them apart and if they were in brighter colours, we wouldn’t lose them so quickly.
February 2, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Why are so many remote controls black? A few are grey or white, but I have four remote controllers, all black.
If we could get remote controls that come in different colours, it would be
easier to tell them apart and if they were in brighter colours, we wouldn’t lose them so quickly.
If we could get remote controls that come in different colours, it would be
easier to tell them apart and if they were in brighter colours, we wouldn’t lose them so quickly.
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I believe this is a reference to the bill that funds everything but DHS, and severs DHS from the six-bill funding package. We need it to pass to get the leverage to defund ICE with the Sanders amendment. Just FYI.
February 2, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I believe this is a reference to the bill that funds everything but DHS, and severs DHS from the six-bill funding package. We need it to pass to get the leverage to defund ICE with the Sanders amendment. Just FYI.
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Wow I wonder who is in this redacted photo
February 2, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Wow I wonder who is in this redacted photo
Lord Peter Mandelson resigns from Labour Party over Jeffrey Epstein links.
And, never one to break a habit, Peter Mandelson has resigned, from the Labour Party this time.
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And, never one to break a habit, Peter Mandelson has resigned, from the Labour Party this time.
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Lord Peter Mandelson resigns from Labour Party over Jeffrey Epstein links — The Mirror
We'll be bringing you the very latest updates, pictures and video on this breaking news story.
apple.news
February 2, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Lord Peter Mandelson resigns from Labour Party over Jeffrey Epstein links.
And, never one to break a habit, Peter Mandelson has resigned, from the Labour Party this time.
apple.news/A2t9rC62BQQi...
And, never one to break a habit, Peter Mandelson has resigned, from the Labour Party this time.
apple.news/A2t9rC62BQQi...
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There won't be a “stadium” and we all know it.
February 1, 2026 at 3:00 PM
There won't be a “stadium” and we all know it.