Dawn Summers real or fake
@dawnsummers.bsky.social
I'm standing in the middle of the desert waiting for my ship to come in
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My hilariously incomparable mommy ghosted me on Halloween.
🕊1944 - 2025🕊
🕊1944 - 2025🕊
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Patriots Super Bowl losses of my lifetime ranked from most to least painful:
1.) 2008, Giants (peak of my fandom, 19, depressed)
2.) 1997, Packers (I was 8)
3.) 2018, Eagles (Madden computer fuck you game)
4.) 2011, Giants (saw it coming the whole way)
5.) 2026, Seahawks (should be happy to be here)
1.) 2008, Giants (peak of my fandom, 19, depressed)
2.) 1997, Packers (I was 8)
3.) 2018, Eagles (Madden computer fuck you game)
4.) 2011, Giants (saw it coming the whole way)
5.) 2026, Seahawks (should be happy to be here)
February 9, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Patriots Super Bowl losses of my lifetime ranked from most to least painful:
1.) 2008, Giants (peak of my fandom, 19, depressed)
2.) 1997, Packers (I was 8)
3.) 2018, Eagles (Madden computer fuck you game)
4.) 2011, Giants (saw it coming the whole way)
5.) 2026, Seahawks (should be happy to be here)
1.) 2008, Giants (peak of my fandom, 19, depressed)
2.) 1997, Packers (I was 8)
3.) 2018, Eagles (Madden computer fuck you game)
4.) 2011, Giants (saw it coming the whole way)
5.) 2026, Seahawks (should be happy to be here)
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"Suspected" = "I know he did or said SOMETHING I'd hate but I'm too lazy to do two minutes of googling to figure out what it is"
February 9, 2026 at 4:11 AM
"Suspected" = "I know he did or said SOMETHING I'd hate but I'm too lazy to do two minutes of googling to figure out what it is"
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Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
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He was so mad those women were so old lol
February 9, 2026 at 3:13 AM
He was so mad those women were so old lol
My nephew yelled: The Gatorade is being stirred.
Is that a negative comment 🤔
Is that a negative comment 🤔
February 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
My nephew yelled: The Gatorade is being stirred.
Is that a negative comment 🤔
Is that a negative comment 🤔
Lllmmmmmmaaaaaoooooo
Peggy Noonan:
the bushes were people 😂
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Lllmmmmmmaaaaaoooooo
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me tomorrow morning at daycare drop-off
February 9, 2026 at 3:13 AM
me tomorrow morning at daycare drop-off
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February 9, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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This will never be not funny to me
May 15, 2023 at 10:23 PM
This will never be not funny to me
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If we ain't talked football all season and you gonna @ me now I'm just gonna ignore you
February 9, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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February 8, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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Macbeth: SHIT
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Macbeth: SHIT
Football is stoopid. Don't talk to me.
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Football is stoopid. Don't talk to me.
I got a ride to this super bowl party, so I can't even storm out. 😭
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I got a ride to this super bowl party, so I can't even storm out. 😭
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Pretty much!
February 9, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Pretty much!
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This might be my I already hate gen a.i. bias but...do all these a.i. ads seem desperate and pathetic?
February 9, 2026 at 2:57 AM
This might be my I already hate gen a.i. bias but...do all these a.i. ads seem desperate and pathetic?
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The NFL celebrating “250 years of freedom”
February 8, 2026 at 11:46 PM
The NFL celebrating “250 years of freedom”
Same. I thought the universe was gonna punish them for that foul on diggs
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I was actually getting my hopes up a little too lmao
I was actually getting my hopes up a little too lmao
February 9, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Same. I thought the universe was gonna punish them for that foul on diggs
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A bold approach, for sure!
so alexa will kill you horrifically? was that the gist?
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
A bold approach, for sure!
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america could be such a cool fucking place if we’d just let it be
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
america could be such a cool fucking place if we’d just let it be
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There are some jobs AI will never be able to do.
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
There are some jobs AI will never be able to do.
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Great politics should look like a party you want to join
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Great politics should look like a party you want to join
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Birnam Wood do come to Dunsinane
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Birnam Wood do come to Dunsinane