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I think this is a heated rivalry stan account now?

app.thestorygraph.com/profile/dayoldcoffee
back in my day the fandom girlies knew the mathematical equation for the curve of jensen ackle's ass

where's the math on the curves of the heated rivalry curves

all that ass and leg

no math

where are the tumblr OGs
February 18, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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Surely there are more queer content creators watching heated Rivalry and reacting online. I cannot have found them all.
February 17, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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February 3, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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ALRIGHT ITS ENOUGH SLICES
February 16, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I think tiktok decided for me that my favorite hockey player is Quinn Hughes

yea ok i like him
February 16, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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Wait- ROBIN from Stranger things, the lesbian character got married in a surprise wedding on Valentine’s Day??? Maya Hawke being Ethan Hawkes daughter- Dead Poets Society AND Fortnight MV?

This feels very important
February 15, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Hayden recounting the times Shane was his roommate and he snuck Ilya into the hotel and they were not quiet or subtle at all

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP89TXdJs/
Baltimore, MD Jan 14 Washington DC Jan 15-17 Charlotte, NC Jan 18 Ottawa, CAN Feb 19 Boston, MA March 1 Montclair, NJ March 7 NYC Mar 14 Chicago, IL Mar 19 Minneapolis, MN March 20-21 Philadelphia, PA...
TikTok video by Jamie Wolf
www.tiktok.com
February 15, 2026 at 8:47 PM
this unreleased taylor swift gem should be the backdrop to the most soul crushing edit where ilya is thinking about a future where he will inevitably develop alzheimers and forget his best memories, his happiest moments, but not his face

he'll never forget shane's freckles 🥹💔

youtu.be/0T4JxbypVrs
Taylor Swift - Your Face
YouTube video by Sarah Münch
youtu.be
February 14, 2026 at 6:43 PM
hypothetically if someone made an edit of kip and scott with the smoothies to the wiggles fruit salad would that — i mean the rave remix exists to be used right?

youtu.be/Xj0u6eF_Wb8
Fruit Salad (The Wiggles Sound System Remix)
YouTube video by The Wiggles - Topic
youtu.be
February 14, 2026 at 4:57 PM
i have a vision for an edit to apex predator from the mean girls musical

lots of the pushing and shoving scenes
when ilya circles shane slowly to get him to back up
maybe shane crawling up the bed
and maybe include an actual bear growling just for fun

youtu.be/Amv8T27SqCw
Apex Predator
YouTube video by Barrett Wilbert Weed - Topic
youtu.be
February 14, 2026 at 2:56 PM
you know there was a deaf hockey fan who could read lips watching that admirals v. metros game

she def posted her transcript of the fight between hollander and hunter

sound like him??? him who???
February 14, 2026 at 12:46 PM
scott hunter definitely read maeve fly by cj leede

it's on his bookshelf i saw it
February 13, 2026 at 2:28 PM
any one of the raiders would lose a fight to a seagull
February 13, 2026 at 1:36 AM
you just know there were teenage girls who hate the admirals BLASTING THIS and screaming the lyrics at scott hunter

and ilya was loving it

youtu.be/Xk8p6rcgqPw
Kesha - Dinosaur (Audio)
YouTube video by keshaVEVO
www.youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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sabrina carpenter singing islands in the stream w the muppets has healed me in ways i did not know i needed
February 6, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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THIS PHOTO
February 6, 2026 at 1:31 PM
the man is the rock

#opalite
February 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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The way she got all of the Stranger Things fans paying closer attention to her work and then FILLED that video with ST imagery— we will not be the only ones finding deeper meaning in this. She basically cosplayed S3 El and it takes place in the mall
February 6, 2026 at 5:21 PM
why cant i stop trying to connect opalite to crazy ex-girlfriend

I mean the pretzels obviously! 🥨

but is it just me or do the opalite ads feel kind of like the butter ads that rebecca keeps seeing in the show
February 6, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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I’m literally pacing around my house like an animal with zoochosis because of this video I fr can’t with her. My mouth/fingers can’t move fast enough for brain
February 6, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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oh

oh

oh my God
This Skeletor has been memed 100 times but not until I was replicating him did I notice that in a stroke of either incompetence or genius the original renderer of this image decided to make hiseye socket and nose hole just be the same hole. But it still reads right if you don’t think about it.
February 6, 2026 at 2:28 PM
"and he never thinks of me except when im on tv" (midnight rain)

we flipped the curtain!

the 5 candles are behind her now
what are the candles in front of her now?

but thats not taylor?
another version of taylor in the multayverse

1985 - bowling for soup "and music still on mtv"

#opalite
February 6, 2026 at 2:57 PM