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D Casellian
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Voice Actor rep’d by DDO 🎙️Screenwriter in progress ✍️ Primary circus cranium at Flying Skull 🎪 Creative mind at Sparkholder ✨ TF nut 🤖 https://dcasellian.com
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Say hello to my Interactive Demo!

Need a regal queen? Hunched over soothsayer? Cackling goblin? Perky gun slinger? I’ve got you covered. If you’ve got game, then let’s play!

#voiceactor #voiceover #videogame #gamedev
I am driving in Ohio. The speed limit is 60. I go 70. I keep pace with slower traffic.

I am driving in Detroit. The speed limit is 55. I go 75. I am the slowest car on the road.

Oh no- I am going to Canada. I did not mean to be here. The man at the gate only speaks French. What is happening.
November 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Throwback to early summer when this gem dropped and made my whole year. 🥳 #voiceactor #smite2
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
My writing probably peaked with “fish-faced foot sniffer.”

6 characters in 1 minute. 🏃🏻‍♀️ #voiceactor #animation
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Trying to evaluate whether a VO place is legit or not (there’s a ton of scams circulating), so I look at their roster and listen to the demos: mouth noises not cleaned up, breaths left in weird places, spots with identical tones strung together, overcompressed. Human? Yes. Legit? I’m gonna say no.
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Voice actors, please, don’t try to train up by reading copy spit out by ChatGPT. PLEASE.
November 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Can can? More like can’t can’t. (Watch out- here thar be cussing.)

Just think of all these quality outtakes you would have missed if you’d used A👁️.

#humanvoicesonly #voiceactor #narrator #outtakes
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
#humanvoicesonly Story lines and music from the game “Torment Hexus,” available for wishlist on Steam. Written and developed by @byobattleship.bsky.social.

(And if you go watch the trailer there’s a familiar voice in it!)

#voiceactor #gamedev #narrator #noAI
November 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
#humanvoicesonly Excerpt from Reunification, a feature by Leah Simmons.

Thanks for letting me narrate your work, @leahfromsd.bsky.social !

#voiceactor #narrator #audiobook #screenplay #noAI #scriptsky #scriptsky+
November 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
#humanvoicesonly Excerpt from Ace and Kat: The Files of Eagle Squadron, by Erik Carlson.

Thanks for letting me narrate your work, @erikcarlsonmovies.bsky.social !

#voiceactor #narrator #audiobook #newsreel #noAI
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Reposted by D Casellian
The President called for the murder of Congressional Democrats.

Congressional Democrats should call for his immediate removal or resignation.

Congressional Republicans should condemn his statements and call for him to recant them.

It's the very least they should be doing!
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
#humanvoicesonly Exerpt from Silver is the Serpent Blood by William J Meyer. #voiceactor #narrator #audiobook #noAI

Thanks for letting me narrate your beautiful work, @bywilliamjmeyer.com !
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Ok, I confess: I think Klaus is the second best Xmas movie I’ve ever seen. And the only reason it takes the number 2 slot is because NOBODY messes with The Muppet Christmas Carol.
November 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
If you’re not the kind of person who listens to the same song on repeat for days at a time then we can still be friends but we certainly can’t go on road trips.
November 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Possibly my most voice actor moment ever: I didn’t like my bank’s voicemail so I recorded and sent them a new one. 😂
November 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Hey writers- you want a sample of your writing recorded by a professional voice actor and maybe a lap cat? HMU or fill out the form at dcasellian.com and I’ll upload it this Friday!
November 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Finally got a real desk for the booth and it’s like a whole new world in there.
November 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Technically this is SFW but only if you’re good at it. #voiceactor
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
My first solo narrated fantasy book is now available for your listening pleasure! Download it at authorsamanthajo.com or on your fave not-Audible audiobook platform. 🥳
November 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Time for a resume refresh. Or if you don’t want to look at tiny pictures you can grab the pdf at dcasellian.com.
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
You can hear me belting it out as Brenda Blitz in the dizzyingly spectacular REBEL ENGINE, out now on Steam! Thanks to Seven Leaf Clover for having me as part of this stellar cast!
November 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
November 7, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Penny for the guy?

This is one of the few monologues I actually have memorized, mostly thanks to my friends being geeks.

#voiceactor
November 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Reposted by D Casellian
[Exit Clown.]
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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YES YOU SHOULD VOTE IN LOCAL ELECTIONS TOMORROW EVEN IF MAMDANI IS NOT ON THE BALLOT WHERE YOU LIVE
November 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Hi! I’m D Casellian and I don’t use genAI to write my stupid social media posts. I can be stupid all on my own, thank you. My em dashes- used more frequently than necessary- are 100% organic.
November 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM