DCRiff
@dcriff.bsky.social
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puttin on the foil, Caps & Nats, cybersecurity, recovering jarhead, dogs are better than people
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as a former Marine fully indoctrinated with the legacy of the Mount Suribachi flag raising and what it means and aspires to…I fully support this post! 🫡
absolutely refuse to repost that Trump shit plane thing because omg what a fucking loser. What an absolute 3rd grade recess ka-ka doo-doo child ass loser. He’s so fucking mad and I love it.
I don’t know man if I was at my job and getting mercilessly trolled by a bunch of dudes in cartoon animal costumes I’d have to seriously reevaluate my life choices
Im dead 😂😂😂
yeah The Hague does double decker bike parking and it’s legit
guys, we need to find a way to work with Republicans
Leavitt: "The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals."
alternatively, I have issued an order labeling ICE as a domestic terrorist organization
Bluesky if it was a person
lol I forgot back in the day when Instagram shit the bed and they all decided to pop over to Twitter for the day….
I’ve been away from this app for a week and 1/2 for some work and personal shit and coming back in tonight it’s like walking into a fucking buzzsaw. There really should be some kind of online merge lane or something so I can get a minute to pick up speed with the traffic
you know it honestly wouldn’t surprise me at all if Hegseth ordered them to actually parachute into Portland because he’d think it’d be tough or cool or whatever
The messages show high-level officials in the Trump administration discussing the possible deployment of the Army’s 82nd Airborne Division, an infantry force that has dropped into combat zones in both World Wars, Vietnam and Afghanistan.
Trump officials discussed sending elite Army division to Portland, text messages show
A high-ranking White House official was indiscreetly texting about the Portland, Ore., planning last weekend, according to messages shared with the Minnesota Star Tribune.
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this fucking guy has never known a moment of interpersonal violence in his life. He has no idea what it feels like to get punched in the mouth. If I mad dogged this bitch in a hallway he’d literally shit pants.
Stephen Miller: "All that bullshit is done, over, it's finished. The gangbangers you deal with- they think they're ruthless? They have no idea how ruthless we are. They think they're tough? They have no idea how tough we are. They think they're hardcore? We are so much more hardcore than they are"
it’s a cult, part infinity.
Sen. Katie Britt: "Donald Trump won the hearts and minds of the American people. He won their confidence. And we're going to enact his vision."
tbf the “we should promote him because he can run really fast” predates these idiots but these idiots without question represent THE perfectly distilled version of that mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging mindset
I can't get over how the right-wing doesn't understand modern militaries, with the majority serving non-combat roles. You think the best IT security & logistics personnel spends two hours in the gym every day to look like the cast of 300? They're at furry conventions and model train shows.
Hegseth: "I don't want me son serving alongside troops who are out of shape or in combat units with females who can't meet the same combat arms physical standards as men"
the US military is absolutely Russia’s adversary, that’s just in the US military’s DNA, period. That said understand your point re: Trump and the Putin dance and think we’re fully aligned that this meeting invites bad shit by bad actors, kinetic or otherwise
one would hope so but who knows with these half wits
a giant pool of adversaries where all of this could happen but also could be kinetically curb stomped and that’s also pretty bad
there is a concept called tactical spread loading which ensures you dont centralize your leadership in a way that could compromise your command and control. This dumbass fucking meeting gift-wraps that. Again, they won’t do it, but any military professional is intrigued by the opportunity.
I doubt the Chinese or Russians are super interested in listening to Pete Hegseth slur some half baked high school football coach motivational speech to a bunch of generals but I think we’re in agreement that it’s generally a terrible idea to do this
the rationale would be “they gift wrapped knee capping their entire political-military capability for a decade +”. They won’t do it obviously but my point is this the exact hubris that will ensure we lose whatever war we fight with them in charge
honestly tho, honestly no bullshit, it’s just gotta be so tempting for them. Like, it’s right there. A nation-crippling gift just put on a tee for them to swing away. It’s gotta be insanely tempting.
Tomorrow we get to find out if Russia is going to take the obvious opportunity for a decapitating nuclear strike
this is fucking terrifying
ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
walked off the metro at eastern market and there were 9 armed natl guard kids standing in a circle with their hands in their pockets bullshitting and wanted to toss a hackey sack in the middle of them so they’d have something productive to do. Still such a fucking joke.
drinking my old fashion tonight with hardened cubes of frozen water because fuck that other name