stunt nuts
@decafbeef.bsky.social
more orcas, fewer yachts
Seattle
he/him
Seattle
he/him
not YouTube, but there is a Old Guy Website that's really helpful for DIY bike stuff: www.sheldonbrown.com
Sheldon Brown-Bicycle Technical Information
A go-to source of information about bicycle maintenance, repair and customization
www.sheldonbrown.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:36 PM
not YouTube, but there is a Old Guy Website that's really helpful for DIY bike stuff: www.sheldonbrown.com
haven't heard of this Epstein guy before. most be quite the bastard to warrant 6 hours.
February 10, 2026 at 7:20 AM
haven't heard of this Epstein guy before. most be quite the bastard to warrant 6 hours.
I lived in LQA during the last parade - the official starting location was 2 blocks away from my apt
something to consider is not just the parade itself, but the commute to & from. traffic and parking will be a shitshow and mass transit will all be nuts-to-butts.
in your shoes I'd probably skip it
something to consider is not just the parade itself, but the commute to & from. traffic and parking will be a shitshow and mass transit will all be nuts-to-butts.
in your shoes I'd probably skip it
February 10, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I lived in LQA during the last parade - the official starting location was 2 blocks away from my apt
something to consider is not just the parade itself, but the commute to & from. traffic and parking will be a shitshow and mass transit will all be nuts-to-butts.
in your shoes I'd probably skip it
something to consider is not just the parade itself, but the commute to & from. traffic and parking will be a shitshow and mass transit will all be nuts-to-butts.
in your shoes I'd probably skip it
Newsom has talked about making *25* the age minimum for transgender healthcare
but back when he was 39, he had no problem dating a 19 year old (abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=...)
he is a narcissistic, self-serving, power-hungry, piece of shit. don't be fooled by him.
but back when he was 39, he had no problem dating a 19 year old (abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=...)
he is a narcissistic, self-serving, power-hungry, piece of shit. don't be fooled by him.
Gavin Newsom suggesting that 25 years of age is too young to transition and agreeing to right-wing entryism of concern trolling about trans people in sports. This is your opposition leader?
I will never vote for Gavin Newsom anyone who thinks trans people are actual humans will follow suit.
I will never vote for Gavin Newsom anyone who thinks trans people are actual humans will follow suit.
February 9, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Newsom has talked about making *25* the age minimum for transgender healthcare
but back when he was 39, he had no problem dating a 19 year old (abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=...)
he is a narcissistic, self-serving, power-hungry, piece of shit. don't be fooled by him.
but back when he was 39, he had no problem dating a 19 year old (abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=...)
he is a narcissistic, self-serving, power-hungry, piece of shit. don't be fooled by him.
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Next Superbowl halftime should include a recreation of the confederate surrender at Appomattox while Jefferson Davis flees the scene dressed as an old lady.
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Next Superbowl halftime should include a recreation of the confederate surrender at Appomattox while Jefferson Davis flees the scene dressed as an old lady.
excited for next year's halftime show, where Sabrina Carpenter and the Muppets will perform readings from Das Kapital
February 9, 2026 at 7:50 AM
excited for next year's halftime show, where Sabrina Carpenter and the Muppets will perform readings from Das Kapital
no one wants to work anymore
February 9, 2026 at 2:07 AM
no one wants to work anymore
this is a plot by Big Reel-to-Reel to sell more magnetic tape
February 7, 2026 at 7:58 PM
this is a plot by Big Reel-to-Reel to sell more magnetic tape
due to limited overhead bin space, we are looking for 10 volunteers to gate-check their infants free of charge
February 5, 2026 at 7:20 AM
due to limited overhead bin space, we are looking for 10 volunteers to gate-check their infants free of charge
"Gandalf the Grey was not just old -- he was wise"
February 5, 2026 at 3:36 AM
"Gandalf the Grey was not just old -- he was wise"
box breathing: inhale, hold, exhale, hold - counting to 4 each time
it sounds hokey or like a placebo but it actually works. slower breathing activates the parasympathetic half of the nervous system.
it sounds hokey or like a placebo but it actually works. slower breathing activates the parasympathetic half of the nervous system.
February 4, 2026 at 3:00 AM
box breathing: inhale, hold, exhale, hold - counting to 4 each time
it sounds hokey or like a placebo but it actually works. slower breathing activates the parasympathetic half of the nervous system.
it sounds hokey or like a placebo but it actually works. slower breathing activates the parasympathetic half of the nervous system.
everyone talks about using the time machine to kill baby Hitler but a 4Loko overdose might be the funniest possible way to do it
February 4, 2026 at 1:42 AM
everyone talks about using the time machine to kill baby Hitler but a 4Loko overdose might be the funniest possible way to do it
every day I'm reminded of the tweet about writing "help I'm trapped in this photocopier" on a piece of paper then copying it and becoming convinced the photocopier is sentient
February 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
every day I'm reminded of the tweet about writing "help I'm trapped in this photocopier" on a piece of paper then copying it and becoming convinced the photocopier is sentient
yes absolutely 100%
earthquakes are basically the only natural disaster that doesn't get *worse* because of climate change
and snakes are like...a desert thing? they're not at all a problem I think about in Seattle. (the western US has a *huge* range of different ecosystems and climates)
earthquakes are basically the only natural disaster that doesn't get *worse* because of climate change
and snakes are like...a desert thing? they're not at all a problem I think about in Seattle. (the western US has a *huge* range of different ecosystems and climates)
February 3, 2026 at 6:29 AM
yes absolutely 100%
earthquakes are basically the only natural disaster that doesn't get *worse* because of climate change
and snakes are like...a desert thing? they're not at all a problem I think about in Seattle. (the western US has a *huge* range of different ecosystems and climates)
earthquakes are basically the only natural disaster that doesn't get *worse* because of climate change
and snakes are like...a desert thing? they're not at all a problem I think about in Seattle. (the western US has a *huge* range of different ecosystems and climates)
I still have fond memories of my first computer ever, a Commodore Rhombus
February 3, 2026 at 5:06 AM
I still have fond memories of my first computer ever, a Commodore Rhombus
Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!
February 2, 2026 at 4:21 PM
do you / The Onion have an agent / PR person who recommended going on that show?
because if so, that person needs to get better at their job. Kara Swisher's podcast is not a good look.
because if so, that person needs to get better at their job. Kara Swisher's podcast is not a good look.
February 2, 2026 at 4:04 PM
do you / The Onion have an agent / PR person who recommended going on that show?
because if so, that person needs to get better at their job. Kara Swisher's podcast is not a good look.
because if so, that person needs to get better at their job. Kara Swisher's podcast is not a good look.
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More and more people are googling "lowtax speedrun"
February 1, 2026 at 3:31 PM
More and more people are googling "lowtax speedrun"
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Chuck Schumer's Long Island Tulpa family would be very confused if they saw this ad on TV, therefore it's bad
January 31, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Chuck Schumer's Long Island Tulpa family would be very confused if they saw this ad on TV, therefore it's bad
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one of the agents said “okay we know” when we were whistling so i leaned in and whistled louder and he threatened to pepper spray me. i then said “are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” and he very meekly said “no i’m not scared of a whistle”
January 28, 2026 at 4:30 PM
one of the agents said “okay we know” when we were whistling so i leaned in and whistled louder and he threatened to pepper spray me. i then said “are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” and he very meekly said “no i’m not scared of a whistle”
what were the fingers wearing
why was that hand in such a dangerous neighborhood
why was that hand in such a dangerous neighborhood
January 27, 2026 at 6:02 PM
what were the fingers wearing
why was that hand in such a dangerous neighborhood
why was that hand in such a dangerous neighborhood
seems like a perfectly reasonable thing to have for deer hunting and/or home defense. 10 day waiting period and a background check should be sufficient.
January 27, 2026 at 4:43 PM
seems like a perfectly reasonable thing to have for deer hunting and/or home defense. 10 day waiting period and a background check should be sufficient.
the bare minimum is "abolish ICE"
you are currently doing less than the bare minimum.
would you like to fix that?
you are currently doing less than the bare minimum.
would you like to fix that?
January 27, 2026 at 2:55 PM
the bare minimum is "abolish ICE"
you are currently doing less than the bare minimum.
would you like to fix that?
you are currently doing less than the bare minimum.
would you like to fix that?
Greg Bovino Was Practicing Politics The Right Way
By Ezra Klein
By Ezra Klein
January 27, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Greg Bovino Was Practicing Politics The Right Way
By Ezra Klein
By Ezra Klein