Ken Applebaum
@defendedbe.bsky.social
The artist formerly known as @License_Farm
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Ken Applebaum
@defendedbe.bsky.social
· Nov 29
Well! This was a pleasant surprise: @hyperallergic.com featured my piece "Shwag [sic] Armor, N.Y." in their write-up of the Employee Art Show, which closes after this weekend, if you care to see it in person. hyperallergic.com/969864/over-...
I've mentioned previously that the heat in my bedroom is oppressive, to the point that I wake drenched in sweat. Last night I kept next to my bed one of the two 2-liter bottles of seltzer I expected to last until Sunday evening: this morning I see I chugged so much it's ½ empty (or is it ½ full?).
December 12, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I've mentioned previously that the heat in my bedroom is oppressive, to the point that I wake drenched in sweat. Last night I kept next to my bed one of the two 2-liter bottles of seltzer I expected to last until Sunday evening: this morning I see I chugged so much it's ½ empty (or is it ½ full?).
For the 1st time since 2020, this nigh-18 year old cat caught a wee bitty mouse. I praised him, then he started walking towards me. I hurriedly closed my bedroom door, in so doing startling him into dropping it AND knocking my umbrella off the knob, wedging the door shut.
it's in my shoe, isn't it
it's in my shoe, isn't it
December 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
For the 1st time since 2020, this nigh-18 year old cat caught a wee bitty mouse. I praised him, then he started walking towards me. I hurriedly closed my bedroom door, in so doing startling him into dropping it AND knocking my umbrella off the knob, wedging the door shut.
it's in my shoe, isn't it
it's in my shoe, isn't it
Wed eve @ the staff holiday party a supervisor w/whom I have a strictly formal relationship tried to rope me into a photo w/her & a guard who I... "hate" is too strong: let's just say "disdain." With the grace of a couple intoxicants I turned 180° & continued, but I heard her say, "What the hell??"
December 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Wed eve @ the staff holiday party a supervisor w/whom I have a strictly formal relationship tried to rope me into a photo w/her & a guard who I... "hate" is too strong: let's just say "disdain." With the grace of a couple intoxicants I turned 180° & continued, but I heard her say, "What the hell??"
@lucidrevolution.bsky.social I thought you'd appreciate this, though I don't know if there's anything of which you weren't already aware. youtu.be/EbnBU1NLrXE
The Untold Story of Punk's most Famous Artist
YouTube video by danframpt0n
youtu.be
December 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
@lucidrevolution.bsky.social I thought you'd appreciate this, though I don't know if there's anything of which you weren't already aware. youtu.be/EbnBU1NLrXE
I experienced a moment of jubilation upon learning a high-profile, widely-respected actor w/a direct association to the subject of a theatrical experience I'm attempting for my 50th b'day would in NYC in a production through said milestone, until I looked closer & saw it was a pre-recorded role.
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December 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I experienced a moment of jubilation upon learning a high-profile, widely-respected actor w/a direct association to the subject of a theatrical experience I'm attempting for my 50th b'day would in NYC in a production through said milestone, until I looked closer & saw it was a pre-recorded role.
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We are dealing with such corruption in every aspect of our government, I don't know how we undo the damage.
December 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
We are dealing with such corruption in every aspect of our government, I don't know how we undo the damage.
And that, kids, is where we get peppermint schnapps.
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
And that, kids, is where we get peppermint schnapps.
First, last & always, POWER PACK. In my 20s I wanted to put the characters through A Dark Night Of The Soul kind of wringer, but now I think I'd just like to make a fun comic.
Also, I've told @evandorkin.bsky.social this, but the Hectic Planet universe would be fun to play in as an anthology.
Also, I've told @evandorkin.bsky.social this, but the Hectic Planet universe would be fun to play in as an anthology.
Okay, you get to write ONE dream comic mini-series, featuring characters you did not create.
What character would you pick, and who would draw it?
What character would you pick, and who would draw it?
December 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
First, last & always, POWER PACK. In my 20s I wanted to put the characters through A Dark Night Of The Soul kind of wringer, but now I think I'd just like to make a fun comic.
Also, I've told @evandorkin.bsky.social this, but the Hectic Planet universe would be fun to play in as an anthology.
Also, I've told @evandorkin.bsky.social this, but the Hectic Planet universe would be fun to play in as an anthology.
Last nite was the museum staff holiday party, which gets skimpier & cheaper every year: if I wasn't determined to eat & drink enough to cost my employers dearly I wouldn't go. This year's theme was "prom," but we weren't allowed to bring dates (a moot point). This was my 'fit: a bolo was involved.
December 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Last nite was the museum staff holiday party, which gets skimpier & cheaper every year: if I wasn't determined to eat & drink enough to cost my employers dearly I wouldn't go. This year's theme was "prom," but we weren't allowed to bring dates (a moot point). This was my 'fit: a bolo was involved.
I own a VHS screener copy of DANCER IN THE DARK (2000, dir. Lars von Trier) that I treat with the solemnity & fear a sane president would afford The Nuclear Football. If I ever need to bring myself to the brink of su¡c¡de, it's there.
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I own a VHS screener copy of DANCER IN THE DARK (2000, dir. Lars von Trier) that I treat with the solemnity & fear a sane president would afford The Nuclear Football. If I ever need to bring myself to the brink of su¡c¡de, it's there.
Any sufficiently advanced technique is indistinguishable from magic:
Posted to a major artery, I intercept a man in motion so smoothly he has an existential crisis: "Where did you come from?? Did you watch me on camera???"
-I came from that door. I used my eyes.
I AM an interdimensional anomaly.
Posted to a major artery, I intercept a man in motion so smoothly he has an existential crisis: "Where did you come from?? Did you watch me on camera???"
-I came from that door. I used my eyes.
I AM an interdimensional anomaly.
December 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Any sufficiently advanced technique is indistinguishable from magic:
Posted to a major artery, I intercept a man in motion so smoothly he has an existential crisis: "Where did you come from?? Did you watch me on camera???"
-I came from that door. I used my eyes.
I AM an interdimensional anomaly.
Posted to a major artery, I intercept a man in motion so smoothly he has an existential crisis: "Where did you come from?? Did you watch me on camera???"
-I came from that door. I used my eyes.
I AM an interdimensional anomaly.
Y'all, I... I think this is it: the moment when society irreconcilably lost what shreds were left of our minds, hearts & souls. There are too many words but not enough knives for the debased greed & evil this demonstrates. I don't think we come back from this. truthout.org/articles/cnn...
CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza
The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
truthout.org
December 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Y'all, I... I think this is it: the moment when society irreconcilably lost what shreds were left of our minds, hearts & souls. There are too many words but not enough knives for the debased greed & evil this demonstrates. I don't think we come back from this. truthout.org/articles/cnn...
If you need a core sample, these kids are probably w/i 3 years age +/- of me. youtu.be/BwJJdTkvS7Y
December 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
If you need a core sample, these kids are probably w/i 3 years age +/- of me. youtu.be/BwJJdTkvS7Y
How can Netflix buy WB if the former's valuation's so murky? They don't release #s re: viewership nor budgets of internal projects: informed estimates are the best we have to go on, but they also spend $$ w/abandon. And just think: had they moved sooner they coulda bundled Sesame Street in the deal.
December 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
How can Netflix buy WB if the former's valuation's so murky? They don't release #s re: viewership nor budgets of internal projects: informed estimates are the best we have to go on, but they also spend $$ w/abandon. And just think: had they moved sooner they coulda bundled Sesame Street in the deal.
I'm acutely aware that it's been some time since I made a statement re: the ongoing gen0c¡de in Gªza. That's b/c I'm in the process of trying to make a VERY LARGE STATEMENT re: |srae|. I feel almost guilty of how fulfilling the hard work I'm doing is yielding results in which I take pride: a rarity.
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I'm acutely aware that it's been some time since I made a statement re: the ongoing gen0c¡de in Gªza. That's b/c I'm in the process of trying to make a VERY LARGE STATEMENT re: |srae|. I feel almost guilty of how fulfilling the hard work I'm doing is yielding results in which I take pride: a rarity.
I took Pavement to the vet today for the first time since his teeth were yanked: he's still fixated on his muzzle, which I feared meant he had a tumor or something as undeniably lethal. I really thought this might be his last day. But no, nothing so terminal, except maybe to my checkbook.
December 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I took Pavement to the vet today for the first time since his teeth were yanked: he's still fixated on his muzzle, which I feared meant he had a tumor or something as undeniably lethal. I really thought this might be his last day. But no, nothing so terminal, except maybe to my checkbook.
@mc.frontalot.com Happy New52, Front! Youse da king!
December 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
@mc.frontalot.com Happy New52, Front! Youse da king!
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Good morning. Please consider supporting our toy drive by ordering from these two wish lists or dropping off toys if you're in NYC.
Toys: bit.ly/48pJUrK
Teen gifts: amzn.to/4rDn7BG
Thank you so much.
Toys: bit.ly/48pJUrK
Teen gifts: amzn.to/4rDn7BG
Thank you so much.
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Good morning. Please consider supporting our toy drive by ordering from these two wish lists or dropping off toys if you're in NYC.
Toys: bit.ly/48pJUrK
Teen gifts: amzn.to/4rDn7BG
Thank you so much.
Toys: bit.ly/48pJUrK
Teen gifts: amzn.to/4rDn7BG
Thank you so much.
I was conflicted if I thought this #ravedj #mashup was up to snuff, but I finally decided that I enjoyed the tension b/t #MCHammer, the Korg-powered New Jack spirit guard, & #Tinashe: original formula Maggie Chascarillo, by my troth.
rave.dj/2nh0LkLFX5t_Mw
MC Hammer x Tinashe = "2 Nasty 2 Quit"
rave.dj/2nh0LkLFX5t_Mw
MC Hammer x Tinashe = "2 Nasty 2 Quit"
2 Nasty 2 Quit - RaveDJ
Mashup featuring Tinashe & Mc Hammer made at rave.dj
rave.dj
December 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I was conflicted if I thought this #ravedj #mashup was up to snuff, but I finally decided that I enjoyed the tension b/t #MCHammer, the Korg-powered New Jack spirit guard, & #Tinashe: original formula Maggie Chascarillo, by my troth.
rave.dj/2nh0LkLFX5t_Mw
MC Hammer x Tinashe = "2 Nasty 2 Quit"
rave.dj/2nh0LkLFX5t_Mw
MC Hammer x Tinashe = "2 Nasty 2 Quit"
Tonight I exposed an adolescent to the 1st X-MEN movie (2000, dir. He Is Dead To Us). He had SO MANY questions. I got an external DVD-ROM drive working on my "new" PC & my copy ready, but ~35 mins in it began stalling: luckily, I remembered I had a drive onto which a friend had u/led it 6 years ago.
December 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Tonight I exposed an adolescent to the 1st X-MEN movie (2000, dir. He Is Dead To Us). He had SO MANY questions. I got an external DVD-ROM drive working on my "new" PC & my copy ready, but ~35 mins in it began stalling: luckily, I remembered I had a drive onto which a friend had u/led it 6 years ago.
Post your favorite "Transformers" character. Wrong answers only.
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Post your favorite "Transformers" character. Wrong answers only.
Naturally it's a matter of the shifting attention & perspective of aging myself, but I've felt lucky to live in a time in which women are both maturing magnificently AND ALSO are less indebted to the idea that they must deny that maturity to maintain appeal to doofuses like me.
Over 40, and not really 100% sure how to use a filter over here
(Camera is usually on Portrait mode, but it doesn't seem to do much except blur the background. Can confirm, I still look like myself, and not a Pokémon or smooth-skinned nymph of 20)
(Camera is usually on Portrait mode, but it doesn't seem to do much except blur the background. Can confirm, I still look like myself, and not a Pokémon or smooth-skinned nymph of 20)
November 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Naturally it's a matter of the shifting attention & perspective of aging myself, but I've felt lucky to live in a time in which women are both maturing magnificently AND ALSO are less indebted to the idea that they must deny that maturity to maintain appeal to doofuses like me.
I just did our annually-mandated sexual harassment course, which is a corporately-produced package w/a handful of institutional customizations. Since I don't think it's confidential, a few thoughts:
a) While there were stated policies against LGBTQIA+ discrimination, there were no illustrative [1/]
a) While there were stated policies against LGBTQIA+ discrimination, there were no illustrative [1/]
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I just did our annually-mandated sexual harassment course, which is a corporately-produced package w/a handful of institutional customizations. Since I don't think it's confidential, a few thoughts:
a) While there were stated policies against LGBTQIA+ discrimination, there were no illustrative [1/]
a) While there were stated policies against LGBTQIA+ discrimination, there were no illustrative [1/]
Reposted by Ken Applebaum
I haven't done any Blecch Friday shopping, but I have just made some long-overdue charitable donations, signed up for some favorite creators' newsletters, and supported some of the last few internet sites that make the whole mess worthwhile. For anyone who has the means, I heartily recommend it.
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I haven't done any Blecch Friday shopping, but I have just made some long-overdue charitable donations, signed up for some favorite creators' newsletters, and supported some of the last few internet sites that make the whole mess worthwhile. For anyone who has the means, I heartily recommend it.