Hyzenth 🏳️‍⚧️
depechemoses.bsky.social
Hyzenth 🏳️‍⚧️
@depechemoses.bsky.social
Thirties, she/they, this hand of mine burns with an awesome power

Asexual, Jewish, married
Pinned
The bottle babies! They're looking like whole lil guys now
We are each of us dwarves in a fortress and bluesky is our puppy fountain
December 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Reposted by Hyzenth 🏳️‍⚧️
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I wanted to eat biryani but the biryani store is closed today. My other thought was miso soup but the miso soup store, bafflingly, doesn't sell noodles outside the context of meat. So now I don't know what to do
December 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Reposted by Hyzenth 🏳️‍⚧️
He would be guaranteed to say some shit like "I will give you a million dollars to crush this small flower and thus harm the interconnected web of life on the planet" and it would be five straight hours of existential despair
I've done mushrooms several times and I feel strongly that doing them around Mr Beast would be an extremely bad time
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Soup euphoria 😌
November 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Reposted by Hyzenth 🏳️‍⚧️
Finally streaming Kenny Leon's 2023 Shakespeare in the Park production of 'Hamlet,' set in modern-day Atlanta. Great cast with Ato Blankson-Wood as an unreadable, unsettling prince, John Douglas Thompson uncommonly sympathetic as Claudius. Streaming free through 12/31. www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/h...
November 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I have to get up if I wanna eat soup but it's cold and I'm covered in cats
November 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I'm winning this fight but my body isn't out yet. I'll beat it but it's got a few good hits left
November 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Reposted by Hyzenth 🏳️‍⚧️
ok this joke might be a little too specific
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Reposted by Hyzenth 🏳️‍⚧️
November 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I need to get up but it's cold and I haven't eaten anything except Gatorade for the past 24 hours
November 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Sometimes you will eat a pound of cabbage on Thanksgiving and then be constipated for thirty hours
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Reposted by Hyzenth 🏳️‍⚧️
Have you seen this
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen

T.M. Revolution
Bôa
Kylesa
Tegan and Sara
Melt-Banana
Lila Downs
Pink Floyd
Flogging Molly
Social Distortion
Nortec Collective
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen

Rush
ZZ Top
The Donnas
Aerosmith
Billy Joel
November 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Considering the virtue in rehydrating craisins in Manischewitz for cranberry sauce
November 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Reposted by Hyzenth 🏳️‍⚧️
Fuck him up, Bonnie!
November 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Reposted by Hyzenth 🏳️‍⚧️
your 14yr old nephew is addicted to at least 4 different gambling apps on his phone where he's actively betting daily on the outcome of individual skirmishes in a real life war happening on the other side of the globe
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Might fuck around and replace SW5e's engineer and scout with Adventures in Middle Earth's warden and wanderer respectively, or more likely combine them into classes that don't get casting but also don't feel massively underpowered
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Hey you know what, Legend of the Five Rings could make a pretty good Star Wars TTRPG too. As long as I listened to "Fortunate Son" the entire time I eas converting it.
November 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Reposted by Hyzenth 🏳️‍⚧️
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.

Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Reposted by Hyzenth 🏳️‍⚧️
Falco: A fucking genius.
Der Kommissar -- Falco

"Dreh dich nicht um, schau, schau,
der Kommissar geht um!"
Falco - Der Kommissar (Official Video)
YouTube video by FalcoVEVO
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Ahhhh nuts the Jeff Bennett Kyle Katarn lines sound really gruff and masculine even pitched up, but I also have a friend named Jeff Bennett and his wife has a pretty good voice, I don't think she's ever done any voice acting though
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Reposted by Hyzenth 🏳️‍⚧️
ME: It's like The Goonies meets E.T. meets The X Files.

FRIEND: You talking about Stranger Things?

ME: [hiding my screenplay, The Goonet Files, behind my back] Totally. Yeah.
November 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Reposted by Hyzenth 🏳️‍⚧️
not beating the “AI art is lazy” allegations
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Purplacula is a good name for a band
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM