mathew olson
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blogging at virtualvector.xyz • writer and creative technologist at large • hire me • ITP ‘24 • totally sincere hater • he/him •
left my nintendo switch on the train pray that amtrak comes through for me
January 13, 2026 at 5:27 AM
left my nintendo switch on the train pray that amtrak comes through for me
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I’m gonna be real I wanna see Eric Adams go to jail. I am a New Yorker and I have real hate in my heart and as much as I joke I’m sick of him getting away with massive corruption like he’s some evil meme leprechaun.
Apparently Eric Adams already rug-pulled his own memecoin www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurr...
From the CryptoCurrency community on Reddit: Former NYC Mayor Eric Adams rugs his own memecoin just 30 minutes after launch and pockets over $2.5M
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January 13, 2026 at 4:03 AM
I’m gonna be real I wanna see Eric Adams go to jail. I am a New Yorker and I have real hate in my heart and as much as I joke I’m sick of him getting away with massive corruption like he’s some evil meme leprechaun.
imagining him typing this out fuming mad in his undecorated attic office
January 13, 2026 at 3:50 AM
imagining him typing this out fuming mad in his undecorated attic office
eric adams memecoin rug pull not even two weeks after leaving gracie mansion. looks like everyone who wanted him to continue being a weird, awful new york fixture is getting their wish
January 13, 2026 at 3:34 AM
eric adams memecoin rug pull not even two weeks after leaving gracie mansion. looks like everyone who wanted him to continue being a weird, awful new york fixture is getting their wish
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Bro you invested real life money with the Noid that’s not on the Noid that’s on you
Eric Adams, former NYC mayor, launched a memecoin (cryptocurrency) today. He marketed it as an “NYC Token” and used media appearances and his social media to promote it.
Within hours, Adams then drained its liquidity, apparently having scammed investors out of $3.4 million—a move called a rug pull.
Within hours, Adams then drained its liquidity, apparently having scammed investors out of $3.4 million—a move called a rug pull.
January 13, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Bro you invested real life money with the Noid that’s not on the Noid that’s on you
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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself transformed into an enormous Bug-type.
January 12, 2026 at 4:58 PM
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself transformed into an enormous Bug-type.
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reading this in mcguirk's voice for fun
January 13, 2026 at 12:50 AM
reading this in mcguirk's voice for fun
time to revisit one of my favorite videos of all time
Sensory Deprivation Car
YouTube video by Jack Bensinger
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January 12, 2026 at 10:48 PM
time to revisit one of my favorite videos of all time
this excellent play was written by someone who went to my undergrad, sorry to bother you was one of my favorite films from its year, and i'm a 33 year old white guy so obviously i love the simpsons. feeling good about this one
wow, I hadn't seen anything about the play before either, this is gonna be a hell of a ride
Boots Riley Confirms He’s Turning Post-Apocalypse ‘Simpsons’ Adjacent Off-Broadway Dark Comedy ‘Mr. Burns: A Post‑Electric Play’ Into A Movie
Filmmaker Boots Riley confirmed he is making a film adaptation of the apocalyptic dark comedy 'Mr. Burns, a Post-Electric Play.'
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January 12, 2026 at 10:21 PM
this excellent play was written by someone who went to my undergrad, sorry to bother you was one of my favorite films from its year, and i'm a 33 year old white guy so obviously i love the simpsons. feeling good about this one
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People have got Quan Chi madness. Fashionable women at parties are doing key bumps in Quan Chi makeup. Trend forecasters are declaring it “Quan Chi summer.”
January 11, 2026 at 3:16 AM
People have got Quan Chi madness. Fashionable women at parties are doing key bumps in Quan Chi makeup. Trend forecasters are declaring it “Quan Chi summer.”
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greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail
January 12, 2026 at 9:34 PM
greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail
no no no you see that wasn’t for script writing, it was idea generation for the 90s-set sequel series they’ll force on the world in 3 years
what do you mean the stranger things documentary shows them writing the script on a computer with 3 chat gpt tabs open
January 12, 2026 at 8:42 PM
no no no you see that wasn’t for script writing, it was idea generation for the 90s-set sequel series they’ll force on the world in 3 years
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it is 2016. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
January 12, 2026 at 6:10 PM
it is 2016. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
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ICE guy: *goes outside*
500 muppets: there goes Mr. Asshole! There goes Mr. Bitch!
500 muppets: there goes Mr. Asshole! There goes Mr. Bitch!
January 12, 2026 at 5:37 AM
ICE guy: *goes outside*
500 muppets: there goes Mr. Asshole! There goes Mr. Bitch!
500 muppets: there goes Mr. Asshole! There goes Mr. Bitch!
magfest is only over when the last beyblade looks like it’s about to topple over. basically the ending to inception i mean
January 12, 2026 at 4:50 AM
magfest is only over when the last beyblade looks like it’s about to topple over. basically the ending to inception i mean
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people joke about it but if eating a big ol’ turkey leg off of the floor could restore 10 HP in real life we’d all be doing it………video games are capable of imagining a better world
January 11, 2026 at 7:00 PM
people joke about it but if eating a big ol’ turkey leg off of the floor could restore 10 HP in real life we’d all be doing it………video games are capable of imagining a better world
please stop quote posting and screenshotting the aggressively dumb guy. he is getting off on it. ignore him so that he has to instead get into autoerotic asphyxiation or something
January 11, 2026 at 6:57 PM
please stop quote posting and screenshotting the aggressively dumb guy. he is getting off on it. ignore him so that he has to instead get into autoerotic asphyxiation or something
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They should have called the show Hockey Guys. Due to those are The main character s. Less confusion
January 11, 2026 at 5:44 PM
They should have called the show Hockey Guys. Due to those are The main character s. Less confusion
@maffewgregg.bsky.social have i already missed my chance to wish you a happy magfest in person or are you also groggily walking around this fine sunday morning?
January 11, 2026 at 4:59 PM
@maffewgregg.bsky.social have i already missed my chance to wish you a happy magfest in person or are you also groggily walking around this fine sunday morning?
cannot overstate the benefits of starting your day with some quanch
saturday morning coffee and quan chi #justmagfestthings #donttalktomeuntilivehadmyquan
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January 11, 2026 at 1:39 AM
cannot overstate the benefits of starting your day with some quanch