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Welcome back to everyone's favorite game, "Is it Malevolence, Incompetence, or Both?!"
February 5, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Welcome back to everyone's favorite game, "Is it Malevolence, Incompetence, or Both?!"
Basically every health care CEO looks like this, btw
oh no I googled "dick merkin" and it's even worse than I imagined: a healthcare ceo who looks like my sleep paralysis demon
February 5, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Basically every health care CEO looks like this, btw
"We need more money to train these agents."
-someone who has never rolled their eyes during a mandatory work training
-someone who has never rolled their eyes during a mandatory work training
February 5, 2026 at 9:32 PM
"We need more money to train these agents."
-someone who has never rolled their eyes during a mandatory work training
-someone who has never rolled their eyes during a mandatory work training
When people say hell is empty...
February 5, 2026 at 7:41 PM
When people say hell is empty...
Cool can't wait to see who gets to decide the nature of circumstances
After demanding ICE and other federal agents be banned from wearing face coverings, Schumer and Jeffries added caveats: "no masks, except in extraordinary and unusual circumstances.” trib.al/0fN3kmP
February 5, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Cool can't wait to see who gets to decide the nature of circumstances
Bro hit the 360 no scope of hypocrisy
this is not a new sentiment, but firing your top reporter over "strategic disagreements" about politics a day after defending ezra kleins right to spread zionist propaganda because you dislike deplatforming really takes the cake
February 5, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Bro hit the 360 no scope of hypocrisy
Just to say it ain't sooooo
Your plums were a sweet breakfast
Your plums were a sweet breakfast
somebody’s sweet plums are crowding my icebox
somebody’s cold plums are giving me chills
somebody’s cold plums are giving me chills
February 5, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Just to say it ain't sooooo
Your plums were a sweet breakfast
Your plums were a sweet breakfast
Just trying to imagine the idiot who thinks he can solo a group of high school girls, who are dangerous enough on their own without a bunch of teenage boys who want to impress them hanging around, too
February 4, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Just trying to imagine the idiot who thinks he can solo a group of high school girls, who are dangerous enough on their own without a bunch of teenage boys who want to impress them hanging around, too
She actually has the chance to do the funniest thing ever and hire everyone jeff just cut to launch a pilot for this
And this is why I said it'd be even better if MacKenzie started giving money to local news orgs
Every time there is a mass layoff I hope people remember that newsletters cannot save us. The Free Press started as a newsletter but came to influence as something more like a newspaper (without the journalism).
We need to somehow invest in media infrastructure, not a thousand little ladders.
We need to somehow invest in media infrastructure, not a thousand little ladders.
February 4, 2026 at 4:20 PM
She actually has the chance to do the funniest thing ever and hire everyone jeff just cut to launch a pilot for this
If hospital executives start adding potential multi-million dollar settlements into their financial calculus for gender-affirming care, we will see a lot more hospitals end these services.
@rikiwilchins.bsky.social Becker's Hospital Review
2026 Feb 3: In a chilling development reminiscent of UK's Keira Bell case, NY jury returns first-of-its-kind $2m verdict against psychologist & surgeon who provided top-surgery to 15 y/o in 2019. She detransitioned and - now 22 y/o - blames them.
2026 Feb 3: In a chilling development reminiscent of UK's Keira Bell case, NY jury returns first-of-its-kind $2m verdict against psychologist & surgeon who provided top-surgery to 15 y/o in 2019. She detransitioned and - now 22 y/o - blames them.
www.beckershospitalreview.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:18 PM
If hospital executives start adding potential multi-million dollar settlements into their financial calculus for gender-affirming care, we will see a lot more hospitals end these services.
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Jeff Bezos when he heard the motto: "well i do love killing democracy where no one can see me"
ohhh ‘democracy dies in darkness’ was aspirational
February 4, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Jeff Bezos when he heard the motto: "well i do love killing democracy where no one can see me"
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Everybody has it backwards.
Billionaires aren’t buying up these institutions to make money. They’re buying them to kill them. Same as the oligarchs destroying government and social programs and things like weather forecasting and regulatory bodies.
They’re creating a world they control completely
Billionaires aren’t buying up these institutions to make money. They’re buying them to kill them. Same as the oligarchs destroying government and social programs and things like weather forecasting and regulatory bodies.
They’re creating a world they control completely
February 4, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Everybody has it backwards.
Billionaires aren’t buying up these institutions to make money. They’re buying them to kill them. Same as the oligarchs destroying government and social programs and things like weather forecasting and regulatory bodies.
They’re creating a world they control completely
Billionaires aren’t buying up these institutions to make money. They’re buying them to kill them. Same as the oligarchs destroying government and social programs and things like weather forecasting and regulatory bodies.
They’re creating a world they control completely
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If you are a person who cares about books, you’re different from Jeff Bezos. Now would be a good day to stop shopping from Amazon, permanently.
February 4, 2026 at 3:38 PM
If you are a person who cares about books, you’re different from Jeff Bezos. Now would be a good day to stop shopping from Amazon, permanently.
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Guy who doesn’t understand how money works: What if we cut the sports page?
February 4, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Guy who doesn’t understand how money works: What if we cut the sports page?
It's the same story every time. Rich people ruin everything, including our lives.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Washington Post says one-third of its staff across all departments, not just the newsroom, is being laid off.
February 4, 2026 at 3:37 PM
It's the same story every time. Rich people ruin everything, including our lives.
After I burned out in NYC, I thought about it. But i was dealing with health issues and living back with my parents, so i needed something that would actually cover my health insurance and rent somewhere
this is the reason i left too. maybe a few hundred people would pay for a newsletter about niche music, but that’s an enormous amount of work for not enough money to pay my bills. kudos to those who do it regardless but personally i could not
sooo many people told me to start a newsletter after my last staff journo job but it is not that easy and wouldn't pay my rent! i *loved* writing about television/culture but the only way to consistently pay my rent was to take a job in a different industry.
February 4, 2026 at 3:32 PM
After I burned out in NYC, I thought about it. But i was dealing with health issues and living back with my parents, so i needed something that would actually cover my health insurance and rent somewhere
Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge on Seattle
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge on Seattle
Someone sent me this and i can't stop thinking about how "cisformers" would just be the fast and furious franchise
February 3, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Someone sent me this and i can't stop thinking about how "cisformers" would just be the fast and furious franchise
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#1: Chyna and Eddie Guerrero
top 10 couples to get noticed from across the bar by
February 3, 2026 at 7:36 PM
#1: Chyna and Eddie Guerrero
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"Reforms" to ICE, like requiring judicial warrants for arrests, are not enough. This administration has made it clear that they have no intention of abiding by the law. Anything short of stripping funding from this tyrannical agency is failure by Congress.
https://bit.ly/4btALBD
https://bit.ly/4btALBD
“Reforms” to ICE are not enough. Abolish ICE Now.
National Nurses United provided the following response ahead of the House vote on H.R. 7148, the Consolidated Appropriations Act, 2026, which includes a two-week Continuing Resolution for the Department of Homeland Security.
www.nationalnursesunited.org
February 3, 2026 at 5:24 PM
"Reforms" to ICE, like requiring judicial warrants for arrests, are not enough. This administration has made it clear that they have no intention of abiding by the law. Anything short of stripping funding from this tyrannical agency is failure by Congress.
https://bit.ly/4btALBD
https://bit.ly/4btALBD
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Worth noting as well that the knowledge and tactics taught at the trainings have, by this point, pretty deeply permeated among the broader public.
To some extent, wherever you go, most random passersby know what to do. People carry whistles with them, a big response can materialize out of nowhere.
To some extent, wherever you go, most random passersby know what to do. People carry whistles with them, a big response can materialize out of nowhere.
A manager for the Immigrant Defense Network told MPR News that back in November, 2,500 people were trained as constitutional observers. Now, the total is nearly 30,000 trained observers in 77 of Minnesota's 87 counties.
Nearly 30,000 Minnesotans trained as constitutional observers
The Immigrant Defense Network works with more than 100 organizations to help train constitutional observers. At the end of November, there were 2,500 trained observers. That number has soared as more ...
www.mprnews.org
February 3, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Worth noting as well that the knowledge and tactics taught at the trainings have, by this point, pretty deeply permeated among the broader public.
To some extent, wherever you go, most random passersby know what to do. People carry whistles with them, a big response can materialize out of nowhere.
To some extent, wherever you go, most random passersby know what to do. People carry whistles with them, a big response can materialize out of nowhere.
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“It’s just weird to see a toddler in a pink onesie getting their eyes washed out from tear gas, you know?”
New — I spoke to eight people who were present at the ICE protest on Saturday in Portland, Oregon when federal agents deployed tear gas and rubber bullets into a crowd of families, children, elderly and disabled people, and their pets.
These are their stories:
These are their stories:
What it's like to see ICE tear gas kids
Attendees at a Portland, OR protest describe a vicious, unprovoked and sudden attack
www.thehandbasket.co
February 3, 2026 at 2:08 AM
“It’s just weird to see a toddler in a pink onesie getting their eyes washed out from tear gas, you know?”
Finding out crows hang out with each other to stay warm and safe has altered my entire worldview
February 3, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Finding out crows hang out with each other to stay warm and safe has altered my entire worldview