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First weekend of College Football Playoff ruined this year because they let in teams like Tulane and Oklahoma and JMU
First weekend of College Football Playoff ruined this year because they let in teams like Tulane and Alabama and JMU
December 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
First weekend of College Football Playoff ruined this year because they let in teams like Tulane and Oklahoma and JMU
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First weekend of College Football Playoff ruined this year because they let in teams like Tulane and Alabama and JMU
December 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
First weekend of College Football Playoff ruined this year because they let in teams like Tulane and Alabama and JMU
Vince seeing all his friends palling around in the released photos
December 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Vince seeing all his friends palling around in the released photos
A Lord of the Rings cover band called King Theoden and the Wizard Gandalf
December 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
A Lord of the Rings cover band called King Theoden and the Wizard Gandalf
Iron Sheik was right about Hogan, part 1 million
all the epstein stuff makes me really miss og gawker
December 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Iron Sheik was right about Hogan, part 1 million
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all the epstein stuff makes me really miss og gawker
December 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
all the epstein stuff makes me really miss og gawker
Talked to my therapist about Elden Ring today ... ladies
December 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Talked to my therapist about Elden Ring today ... ladies
People think Charlie Brown is sooooo inspiring for always trying to kick that football, but the real hero is Lucy for getting his ass every fuckin time
December 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
People think Charlie Brown is sooooo inspiring for always trying to kick that football, but the real hero is Lucy for getting his ass every fuckin time
Bonzo? Going to Bitburg?? In this economy???
December 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Bonzo? Going to Bitburg?? In this economy???
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ICE and CBP, among others, have violently retaliated against ICE Watch in part because the agencies correctly understand what many do not: Organized neighbors are mounting an effective defense, and an organized movement is a formidable adversary. My new feature: newrepublic.com/article/2042...
Inside Chicago’s Neighborhood ICE Resistance
Residents have organized a formidable network to protect immigrant communities from Trump’s brutal deportation program. Their efforts are making a genuine difference.
newrepublic.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
ICE and CBP, among others, have violently retaliated against ICE Watch in part because the agencies correctly understand what many do not: Organized neighbors are mounting an effective defense, and an organized movement is a formidable adversary. My new feature: newrepublic.com/article/2042...
[partiful wrapped:]
We mapped your social connections to
47
political dissidents this year!
Someone's going on a watchlist 😉
We mapped your social connections to
47
political dissidents this year!
Someone's going on a watchlist 😉
December 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
[partiful wrapped:]
We mapped your social connections to
47
political dissidents this year!
Someone's going on a watchlist 😉
We mapped your social connections to
47
political dissidents this year!
Someone's going on a watchlist 😉
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Santa checked his list twice and Starbucks is on the naughty list for ignoring workers and union busting.
This holiday season, unite with workers – don’t buy Starbucks gift cards while baristas are on strike. #NoContractNoCoffee
https://solidaritywithbaristas.org/
This holiday season, unite with workers – don’t buy Starbucks gift cards while baristas are on strike. #NoContractNoCoffee
https://solidaritywithbaristas.org/
December 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Santa checked his list twice and Starbucks is on the naughty list for ignoring workers and union busting.
This holiday season, unite with workers – don’t buy Starbucks gift cards while baristas are on strike. #NoContractNoCoffee
https://solidaritywithbaristas.org/
This holiday season, unite with workers – don’t buy Starbucks gift cards while baristas are on strike. #NoContractNoCoffee
https://solidaritywithbaristas.org/
When the pauper finally testifies, the princes all will answer for their crimes.
December 19, 2025 at 8:31 AM
When the pauper finally testifies, the princes all will answer for their crimes.
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We're in the world, not against it.
December 19, 2025 at 6:50 AM
We're in the world, not against it.
My latest for the Wall Street Journal: I have decided a new random target to be mad at that's not rich people, and this time it's people who need wheelchairs to get on airplanes
December 19, 2025 at 8:10 AM
My latest for the Wall Street Journal: I have decided a new random target to be mad at that's not rich people, and this time it's people who need wheelchairs to get on airplanes
Every election for the rest of my life:
December 19, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Every election for the rest of my life:
I have flying burgers on my socks and a nice lady asked me if they were snitches and then clocked me a second later as i hesitated
December 19, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I have flying burgers on my socks and a nice lady asked me if they were snitches and then clocked me a second later as i hesitated
TRUE
i saw a tiktok about how having your penis pinched by a crab in childhood is a sign of being hella good at Madden and i can't stop thinking about it
December 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Get ready to be asked if you remember classmates you haven't thought about in over a decade
welcome home to your parents’ house, the channels are Yellowstone, masterpiece mystery, and Jimmy fallon, btw someone from your high school died in a real weird way
December 19, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Get ready to be asked if you remember classmates you haven't thought about in over a decade
"He was da best guy around!"
"well what about the plums in the icebox?"
"What plums???"
"well what about the plums in the icebox?"
"What plums???"
December 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
"He was da best guy around!"
"well what about the plums in the icebox?"
"What plums???"
"well what about the plums in the icebox?"
"What plums???"
[hurriedly wheeling a gurney through a hall:] some jack ass left their depression pizza in the oven too long again, get me 100ccs of ranch for resuscitation STAT
December 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
[hurriedly wheeling a gurney through a hall:] some jack ass left their depression pizza in the oven too long again, get me 100ccs of ranch for resuscitation STAT
coldplay? the nickleback of kings of leon???
December 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
coldplay? the nickleback of kings of leon???
[paul revere beat:]
[ad-rock:] aaaaaway in a manger, no crib for a
[all:] BED
[ad-rock:] the little lord jesus was gettin sweet
[all:] HEAD
[mike d:] the stars in the heavens looked down and said
[MCA:] HEY
[MCA:] this little lonely beastie like to par
[ALL:] TAY
[ad-rock:] aaaaaway in a manger, no crib for a
[all:] BED
[ad-rock:] the little lord jesus was gettin sweet
[all:] HEAD
[mike d:] the stars in the heavens looked down and said
[MCA:] HEY
[MCA:] this little lonely beastie like to par
[ALL:] TAY
Welcome to DOES IT SCAN AS BEASTIE BOYS LYRICS, the hit show where we tell you if something scans as Beastie Boys lyrics. Today: a big YES YES Y'ALL to Away in a Manger! Take it away, Boys:
December 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
[paul revere beat:]
[ad-rock:] aaaaaway in a manger, no crib for a
[all:] BED
[ad-rock:] the little lord jesus was gettin sweet
[all:] HEAD
[mike d:] the stars in the heavens looked down and said
[MCA:] HEY
[MCA:] this little lonely beastie like to par
[ALL:] TAY
[ad-rock:] aaaaaway in a manger, no crib for a
[all:] BED
[ad-rock:] the little lord jesus was gettin sweet
[all:] HEAD
[mike d:] the stars in the heavens looked down and said
[MCA:] HEY
[MCA:] this little lonely beastie like to par
[ALL:] TAY