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20-something watching it all burn

Graduate of Handsome Boy Modeling School
where the tuna come from cotton eye joe
December 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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what da tuna
December 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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what da tuna
December 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
"It's a Conversation Starter"
YouTube video by Please Clap Productions
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December 7, 2025 at 3:52 AM
how many mormons have used the little calculator at the bottom do you think
Bottle Control Systems | Liquor Pour Spouts | Easybar
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December 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Oh shit
December 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
pls kindly do the sneedful
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Why don’t you walk to Guntersville
Strut That Ass (ORIGINAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by MudkipTV
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December 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
youuuuuuu are my child

Charlie Charlie Kirky
I just popped a perky

Peppermint bark chips in my frosted coffee. Without prejudice
December 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Possession indicators on football programs should be on/off lightbulbs. Not an arrow pointing at the team with possession. The arrow implies an infinite number of possibilities merely thru its nonexistence on the non-possessing team’s side of the scoreboard
December 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
"do the needful" I am learning stems from Victorian English.

Here's two funny articles referencing the Wren & Martin Grammar Book that probably helped get the term into Indian English vernacular.

timesofindia.indiatimes.com/life-style/r...

timesofindia.indiatimes.com/blogs/with-s...
December 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
to the tune of old macdonald:

my tolerance for your shit
is coming to a head!
December 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I’m going Second Wind Mode on this pechuga Hawaiiana
December 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I’m such a pervert show me your desk setup
December 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
purposefully misusing "parlay" because i'm not a degenerate who knows gambling terms
December 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Idk why everyone is laughing. My KalshiCNN parlay for her to become next CEO has me wondering how I'll make rent
December 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Got a keeb with red switches. I can appreciate this fs
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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It kinda rules that the “WAGTFKY” government is being bullied by a 5 foot tall pop star
December 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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NEW VIDEO! To me, the best satire helps us envision a better world. Grand Theft Auto, as made by a Rockstar that treats its workers as terribly as it has done, says this is as good as it gets. Here's a video discussing why I've personally had enough of that.

Enjoy! Shares appreciated!
Grand Theft Auto Is a Failure of Satire
YouTube video by Writing on Games
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December 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Yasser Abu Kebab
Israel's chief collaborator in occupied Gaza, the former ISIS member Yasser Abu Shabab, is reported to have been killed.
Yasser Abu Shabab, Militant Leader Backed by Israel, Killed in Gaza, Official Says
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Said “trim it all” like “tramadol” in a meeting and had to mute the mic
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Password reset that doesn’t require interfacing with an email 🧎💕😭
December 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM