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Derek (Not Derrick)

@derekadamthomas.com

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A little short for a stormtrooper. A little tall for a hobbit. I like sports and I don't care who knows. 🎙️ https://open.spotify.com/show/0GYjNkxSgOZcAUWx92JqbJ?si=45f585eede47414f

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 12m

Amazing that both of these children are now in the NFL. They grow up so fast 🥹

Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 2h

“Those are night bees.”
-my son, confidently pointing at moths

Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 10h

I did something of a Louvre Heist myself…

Win probability chart depicting the Giants epic collapse against the Broncos.

Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 1d

If you listen carefully on a quiet night like this, you might hear one of Jauan Jennings’s ribs crack.

Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 1d

Madden glitch ass box score.

Giants Broncos box score. Broncos scored all 33 of their points in the 4th quarter.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 1d

Broncos just going to do this to the whole NFC East, huh?

Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 1d

Brandon Aubrey is proof that everything is a simulation.

Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 1d

Mike Pereira while analyzing a play in an NFL game to figure out what the correct call should be: “What is time?”

Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 2d

Diego Pavia has some Baker Mayfield vibes.

Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 2d

Reporting live from the Left Wing Antifa Communist Hot Bed of Fort Worth, Texas.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 2d

First time in Texas. Y’all really like the way your state is shaped, huh?

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 4d

Hits extra hard if you tack on an “alright gang” at the top

Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 6d

None of the 2024 division champions in the AFC (Bills, Ravens, Chiefs, Texans) are currently in 1st place.

In the NFC the Bucs and Eagles are the only reigning division champs atop their division.

Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 7d

Imagine waking up on October 13, 2025 and having expectations for Kyle Pitts.

Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 7d

Why are you complaining about pedantry at a time like this? We are seeing an unprecedented crisis and your attention is on your replies? It’s time to get serious and turn your attention to the Taylor and Charlie feud.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 8d

Failure to link media

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 11d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 8d

Imagine only being up 10-7 in the second half when you’re coming off a bye against a team with a 40 year old QB that didn’t even get to Cincinnati until 5 days ago and oh by the way already led a bad Ohio team to their only victory of the season against you.

Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 8d

The Broncos are masters of playing exactly to the level of their competition.

Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 8d

Iowa Hawkeyes ass team

Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 8d

I can’t believe the Jets are a real football team.

Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 9d

I’m built different!

Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 9d

It’s funny seeing everyone say LeBron’s sciatica is an old man injury when I first had sciatica when I was 15. I’m grimacing in this photo because of the pain radiating down my leg. Also the pain of being a lifelong Mariners fan like I totally and unquestionably am.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 9d

Just important to remind everyone that I’ve always been a Mariners fan. See, look at me here as a young lad proudly wearing my Mariners shirt. This proves it without a shadow of a doubt despite me hardly ever talking about the Mariners or watching a single one of their games.

Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 10d

ACCtion is the new MACtion