detective_enters
@detectiveenters.bsky.social
just a detective who enters dramatically. "analytic" philosophy, data "science", "math", "classical" guitar
a combustible situation is brewing in my area. has nothing to do with me, but i happen to live nearby. i've never had to deal with this sort of thing before. i am now at the "monitoring social media comments for threats/plans" stage. oof
November 12, 2025 at 12:35 PM
a combustible situation is brewing in my area. has nothing to do with me, but i happen to live nearby. i've never had to deal with this sort of thing before. i am now at the "monitoring social media comments for threats/plans" stage. oof
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I just started watching Columbo from the beginning and draw the following inferences from these plots. 1. rich people do crimes. 2. it was a lot easier to get on airplanes in the 70s
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I just started watching Columbo from the beginning and draw the following inferences from these plots. 1. rich people do crimes. 2. it was a lot easier to get on airplanes in the 70s
i don't know what i expected here
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
i don't know what i expected here
just saw that a company who interviewed me but didn't make me an offer has gone out of business. i'm not saying i'm certain i caused the company to go out of business, but the evidence is suggestive.
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
just saw that a company who interviewed me but didn't make me an offer has gone out of business. i'm not saying i'm certain i caused the company to go out of business, but the evidence is suggestive.
"People Forget What The Bad Thing Was Like, So They Removed The Systems That Prevented The Bad Thing From Happening" is 2025 in a nutshell. So is the only solution to constantly remind people of how bad The Bad Thing is and what currently holds it at bay?
October 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM
"People Forget What The Bad Thing Was Like, So They Removed The Systems That Prevented The Bad Thing From Happening" is 2025 in a nutshell. So is the only solution to constantly remind people of how bad The Bad Thing is and what currently holds it at bay?
recently overheard a guy talking about disinterring family members. the conversation's vibe was really casual and weird, and i came away with the impression that the guy might be crazy. but i just saw a local news story about the reburial, so i guess he wasn't crazy after all
October 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM
recently overheard a guy talking about disinterring family members. the conversation's vibe was really casual and weird, and i came away with the impression that the guy might be crazy. but i just saw a local news story about the reburial, so i guess he wasn't crazy after all
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Updated a classic to reflect our times
October 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Updated a classic to reflect our times
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i have no juice, all the posts i wanna make are like 'coffee is so good' and 'life is an ordeal'
October 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
i have no juice, all the posts i wanna make are like 'coffee is so good' and 'life is an ordeal'
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True Italian icon and animal lover.
I would like to praise Donald Trump for bringing back Columbo Day, as he deserves to be celebrated
a man talking on a phone with the words " oh there 's just one more thing sir " below him
Alt: Columbo saying "Oh there's just one more thing, sir"
media.tenor.com
October 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
True Italian icon and animal lover.
peas and lentils... nature's best friends
September 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
peas and lentils... nature's best friends
thanks but I don't take advice from anyone with a dealership license plate holder on their car
September 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
thanks but I don't take advice from anyone with a dealership license plate holder on their car
TIL that there are 4 counties in Michigan on Central time. weird
July 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
TIL that there are 4 counties in Michigan on Central time. weird
i just saw the guiltiest looking grackle in a parking lot. i think it may have been hot wiring a car
July 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
i just saw the guiltiest looking grackle in a parking lot. i think it may have been hot wiring a car
ratio of private to public slack channels is a good way to quantify one dimension of organizational dysfunction
July 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
ratio of private to public slack channels is a good way to quantify one dimension of organizational dysfunction
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A Borges story about a guy who gets AI to summarize all the world’s information for him, and then summarize the summary, until the AI has the whole world summarized into a single word. He sits alone at his desk, staring at the word, repeating it endlessly, certain he is experiencing everything
July 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A Borges story about a guy who gets AI to summarize all the world’s information for him, and then summarize the summary, until the AI has the whole world summarized into a single word. He sits alone at his desk, staring at the word, repeating it endlessly, certain he is experiencing everything
first try, no divergent transitions. i've got the touch
July 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
first try, no divergent transitions. i've got the touch
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there's gotta be some kind of... complement? boomerang? for the bitter lesson: you can't compute your way out of muddy thinking
July 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
there's gotta be some kind of... complement? boomerang? for the bitter lesson: you can't compute your way out of muddy thinking
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improve a book by adding linear algebra, i'll start:
beyond good and evil vectors
beyond good and evil vectors
July 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
improve a book by adding linear algebra, i'll start:
beyond good and evil vectors
beyond good and evil vectors
Agile is the continuation of corporate warfare by other means.
June 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Agile is the continuation of corporate warfare by other means.
this is what it's like to visit my house
hey i don’t have netflix i lied i’m going to read you The Conspiracy Against the Human Race: A Contrivance of Horror in its entirety
June 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
this is what it's like to visit my house
thermodynamic steganography: let's make it happen, people!!!
June 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
thermodynamic steganography: let's make it happen, people!!!
i think tomorrow i'll drink way too much tea
June 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
i think tomorrow i'll drink way too much tea
kept hearing a popping or crackling noise from somewhere in the house... took me a while to figure out that it was coming from the dry garbanzo beans we're soaking 😆
June 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
kept hearing a popping or crackling noise from somewhere in the house... took me a while to figure out that it was coming from the dry garbanzo beans we're soaking 😆
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I’ve been hanging onto these images for literally years waiting for the the right moment to post them and it’s safe to say that day is finally here
June 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I’ve been hanging onto these images for literally years waiting for the the right moment to post them and it’s safe to say that day is finally here