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Devin 👸🏾
@devinthedudette.bsky.social
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Beginner yapper. Probably planning my next nap. #GirlMom 🧩
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Devin 👸🏾 @devinthedudette.bsky.social · 6h
🎶go, bad bitch, go, bad bitch, go!
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ʜᴀᴄᴋᴀʀʏ ʙɪɴx @chaclo.blacksky.app · 7h
Chris Christie did it first.
Chris Christie wearing a NYPD baseball uniform with his moose knuckle on display
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Devin 👸🏾 @devinthedudette.bsky.social · 7h
This shit is bloooowing me 😂😂
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Devin 👸🏾 @devinthedudette.bsky.social · 7h
I think they’re just trying to play up the “no one in a million years would’ve guessed he was making ball gowns out of human skin because he sounded like an 8 year old” angle. Meanwhile, that mfer probably sounded like Lucifer Morningstar, himself.
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Devin 👸🏾 @devinthedudette.bsky.social · 7h
Yeah nah, there’s no way lmao
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Devin 👸🏾 @devinthedudette.bsky.social · 8h
I’m 10 minutes in and there’s NO WAY they expect me to take this Care Bear seriously. This was a BOLD creative decision…
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Devin 👸🏾 @devinthedudette.bsky.social · 8h
Soooooooo yall wasn’t gunna tell me that Ed Gein this Netflix series sounds like fucking Heffalump?
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Devin 👸🏾 @devinthedudette.bsky.social · 12h
That’s better than nothing
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Devin 👸🏾 @devinthedudette.bsky.social · 12h
You know what block he stay on?
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Devin 👸🏾 @devinthedudette.bsky.social · 12h
I LOVE IT THERE! Can I stay at your crib whenever I come though JoBurg?
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Devin 👸🏾 @devinthedudette.bsky.social · 12h
Cape Town!!
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Devin 👸🏾 @devinthedudette.bsky.social · 12h
I used to be anti eggnog until I had Oberweis eggnog for the first time. Now, I won’t try other eggnogs because my palate is sensitive lol
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Devin 👸🏾 @devinthedudette.bsky.social · 13h
I really wanna get my car detailed today…
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Devin 👸🏾 @devinthedudette.bsky.social · 14h
I never thought of myself as a cat lady but the more I see these the more I succumb to the idea of being one lol
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Devin 👸🏾 @devinthedudette.bsky.social · 14h
Whew, a WORD.
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Devin 👸🏾 @devinthedudette.bsky.social · 14h
I was mostly laughing at muppet eyes but buffalo tender didn’t feel like an insult lol
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Devin 👸🏾 @devinthedudette.bsky.social · 15h
Maybe.. they were going through something…
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Devin 👸🏾 @devinthedudette.bsky.social · 15h
And he knows that 🙄
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Devin 👸🏾 @devinthedudette.bsky.social · 15h
I would be worried about ya’ll if ya’ll didn’t annoy me so damn bad 😂
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Devin 👸🏾 @devinthedudette.bsky.social · 15h
I been trying to conjure one since yesterday when I originally saw the prompt 😂😂
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Devin 👸🏾 @devinthedudette.bsky.social · 15h
G, you have me screeeeaaammmming 😂😂😂
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Devin 👸🏾 @devinthedudette.bsky.social · 15h
These niggas are NOT okay 😂😂
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Devin 👸🏾 @devinthedudette.bsky.social · 15h
This is a VERY gender specific issue and if I had to guess, the leading cause to the “loneliness epidemic” they’re currently experiencing.
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Devin 👸🏾 @devinthedudette.bsky.social · 15h
“She didn’t fuck with my reading preferences”
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Devin 👸🏾 @devinthedudette.bsky.social · 15h
This may be an unpopular opinion but if you don’t know how to read a gps, you do not contain the skills necessary to be a delivery person.
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Meron @meronmonroe.blacksky.app · 16h
me being delusional: I'm gonna manifest it 🙂‍↕️
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