Devin 👸🏾
@devinthedudette.bsky.social
Beginner yapper.
Probably planning my next nap.
#GirlMom 🧩
Probably planning my next nap.
#GirlMom 🧩
“May or may not wash behind the ears”
December 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
“May or may not wash behind the ears”
Surely it’s easy to make a chitlin pizza. I wouldn’t recommend it but you like what you like 🤷🏽♀️
I’ll eat ass on a pizza before I eat olives
So everyone’s pizza topping preferences are ass , got it
December 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Surely it’s easy to make a chitlin pizza. I wouldn’t recommend it but you like what you like 🤷🏽♀️
😂😂
When they finish lurking
December 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
😂😂
I hope my coworkers are enjoying my rendition of The Rise and Fall of a Midwestern Princess 👸🏾
December 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I hope my coworkers are enjoying my rendition of The Rise and Fall of a Midwestern Princess 👸🏾
I try not to let it spill out so much but these are especially trying times.
I hate like 98% of everything.
December 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I try not to let it spill out so much but these are especially trying times.
This bandaid I just grabbed from work is so damn old the paper it was wrapped in is actively disintegrating as I try to pick it up. The bandaid still sticks though 🤷🏽♀️
December 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
This bandaid I just grabbed from work is so damn old the paper it was wrapped in is actively disintegrating as I try to pick it up. The bandaid still sticks though 🤷🏽♀️
Sweet sweet music to my ears
December 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Sweet sweet music to my ears
Ooooo Imma make some chili this weekend.
December 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Ooooo Imma make some chili this weekend.
Simbas in the summer and Nalas in the winter 🙄
December 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Simbas in the summer and Nalas in the winter 🙄
He looks like he don’t even let the cha cha slide 😂😂
December 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
He looks like he don’t even let the cha cha slide 😂😂
I bought some nacho cheese flavored protein chips and these are going straight to the break room. They’re disgusting.
December 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I bought some nacho cheese flavored protein chips and these are going straight to the break room. They’re disgusting.
If/when I get my uterus removed Imma request a video of my doctor screaming “KOBE” when they throw my shit into the trash can.
December 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
If/when I get my uterus removed Imma request a video of my doctor screaming “KOBE” when they throw my shit into the trash can.
My mission for the weekend is to find my damn space heater and bring it into the office!
December 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My mission for the weekend is to find my damn space heater and bring it into the office!
You’ll have your own little rule in my settings and a set timeframe of when you’ll be allowed to contact me 🫶🏾
I be on TEN THOUSAND before the sun even comes up. Calling folks at 5am talm bout good morning sunshine!
December 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
You’ll have your own little rule in my settings and a set timeframe of when you’ll be allowed to contact me 🫶🏾
How ghetto would it be to get instacart delivered to work? I need to restock my mini fridge but I’m not trying to go back outside 😩
December 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
How ghetto would it be to get instacart delivered to work? I need to restock my mini fridge but I’m not trying to go back outside 😩
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Please signal boost. Need a wheelchair tech who can help troubleshoot in Silver Spring, MD.
My wheelchair won't turn on and a wheelchair technician won't be available until the 15th...
December 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Please signal boost. Need a wheelchair tech who can help troubleshoot in Silver Spring, MD.
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I live somewhere between “I’m a very sensitive soul” and “I said what tf I said!”
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I live somewhere between “I’m a very sensitive soul” and “I said what tf I said!”
I’m straight up not having a good time today 😠
December 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I’m straight up not having a good time today 😠
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Yebba. Girl.
Idk where you at but come back
Idk where you at but come back
December 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Yebba. Girl.
Idk where you at but come back
Idk where you at but come back
This been dragging me with it
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
This been dragging me with it
Its ghetto over here. Fun sometimes, mostly ghetto. A lotta noise complaints 😬
Definitely not romanticizing parenthood. Ever. Three stars.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in a room with a microphone .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a room with a microphone .
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December 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Its ghetto over here. Fun sometimes, mostly ghetto. A lotta noise complaints 😬
I gotta get gas 🫠
December 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I gotta get gas 🫠
Okay, I’m going home.
December 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Okay, I’m going home.
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When both are your kid <<<<>><><><><
The two people who are going to criticize you the most are:
1. the person who loves you dearly and truly wants what you believe is best for you; and
2. your absolute worst, most ridiculous hater.
It’s up to you to know which is which. And to decide what’s relevant/helpful and what isn’t.
1. the person who loves you dearly and truly wants what you believe is best for you; and
2. your absolute worst, most ridiculous hater.
It’s up to you to know which is which. And to decide what’s relevant/helpful and what isn’t.
December 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
When both are your kid <<<<>><><><><
I need to run an errand but don’t want you to go out in the snoooowwww
a woman wearing sunglasses and a pink fur coat .
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a pink fur coat .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I need to run an errand but don’t want you to go out in the snoooowwww