@devodm1700.bsky.social
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Of all motherfuckers, I can’t believe the country is going down with this motherfucker.
February 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Of all motherfuckers, I can’t believe the country is going down with this motherfucker.
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Dear manager, this week I acheived these goals.
1: I wrote a bullet point.
2: I wrote a second, equally clever bullet point.
3: Building on prior successful bullet points, I developed and implemented a third bullet point.
4: I drafted, edited and published a 4th bullet.
5: Egged a cybertruck
1: I wrote a bullet point.
2: I wrote a second, equally clever bullet point.
3: Building on prior successful bullet points, I developed and implemented a third bullet point.
4: I drafted, edited and published a 4th bullet.
5: Egged a cybertruck
February 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Dear manager, this week I acheived these goals.
1: I wrote a bullet point.
2: I wrote a second, equally clever bullet point.
3: Building on prior successful bullet points, I developed and implemented a third bullet point.
4: I drafted, edited and published a 4th bullet.
5: Egged a cybertruck
1: I wrote a bullet point.
2: I wrote a second, equally clever bullet point.
3: Building on prior successful bullet points, I developed and implemented a third bullet point.
4: I drafted, edited and published a 4th bullet.
5: Egged a cybertruck
Playing Super Mario Bros Wonder and I am such a failure at wall jumps. But then again, I’ve been a failure at wall jumps in any Mario game I’ve ever played. #mario #nintendo #nintendoswitch
February 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Playing Super Mario Bros Wonder and I am such a failure at wall jumps. But then again, I’ve been a failure at wall jumps in any Mario game I’ve ever played. #mario #nintendo #nintendoswitch
Should’ve posted this a while ago, but I finally got my first tattoo! And it’s amazing! #muppets #kermit #tattoo #jimhenson @westophertattoos.bsky.social
February 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Should’ve posted this a while ago, but I finally got my first tattoo! And it’s amazing! #muppets #kermit #tattoo #jimhenson @westophertattoos.bsky.social
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i just cannot get over how much the administration’s response to the crash shows a profound disrespect for the lives of the people they are supposed to serve
January 31, 2025 at 3:15 AM
i just cannot get over how much the administration’s response to the crash shows a profound disrespect for the lives of the people they are supposed to serve
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I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me
January 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me
SOMETIMES I DOUBT YOUR COMMITMENT TO
SPARKLE MOTION!
SPARKLE MOTION!
January 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
SOMETIMES I DOUBT YOUR COMMITMENT TO
SPARKLE MOTION!
SPARKLE MOTION!
I’ve actually been really good about this
Only four more weeks or so until I finally start writing 2025 instead of 2024.
January 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I’ve actually been really good about this
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Mitch McConnell voting against Hegseth is like Hannibal Lecter becoming a vegetarian on his deathbed
January 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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I bought 5 more true crime books recently. I own 52. I have read 15, and am in the process of book number 16. I need to get moving.
Bought a book today. Who am I kidding? Best of luck, book. I will forever wonder what goes on inside you x
January 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I bought 5 more true crime books recently. I own 52. I have read 15, and am in the process of book number 16. I need to get moving.
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•sarcasm on•
I have no idea what this might look like. You?
•sarcasm off•
I have no idea what this might look like. You?
•sarcasm off•
January 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
•sarcasm on•
I have no idea what this might look like. You?
•sarcasm off•
I have no idea what this might look like. You?
•sarcasm off•
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DO YOU EVER LOOK AT CATS AND WONDER
HEY WHY DOES THIS LITTLE ANIMAL LIVE IN MY HOUSE?
WHAT IS IT DOING?
HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY?
HEY WHY DOES THIS LITTLE ANIMAL LIVE IN MY HOUSE?
WHAT IS IT DOING?
HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY?
January 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
DO YOU EVER LOOK AT CATS AND WONDER
HEY WHY DOES THIS LITTLE ANIMAL LIVE IN MY HOUSE?
WHAT IS IT DOING?
HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY?
HEY WHY DOES THIS LITTLE ANIMAL LIVE IN MY HOUSE?
WHAT IS IT DOING?
HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY?
People are about to deliberately fuck with my life. Why are straight people trying so hard to involve themselves in the love/sex lives of others?
Oh, boy.
It's after 10 pm, here. I'd gotten through all my news notifications (a near-Sisyphean task) & thought it was safe to relax for the weekend. Nope.
Idaho Lawmakers Want Supreme Court to Overturn Same-Sex Marriage Decision www.nytimes.com/2025/01/24/u...
It's after 10 pm, here. I'd gotten through all my news notifications (a near-Sisyphean task) & thought it was safe to relax for the weekend. Nope.
Idaho Lawmakers Want Supreme Court to Overturn Same-Sex Marriage Decision www.nytimes.com/2025/01/24/u...
Idaho Lawmakers Want Supreme Court to Overturn Same-Sex Marriage Decision
A state legislative committee has advanced a resolution asking that the power to regulate marriage be returned to the states.
www.nytimes.com
January 25, 2025 at 5:20 AM
People are about to deliberately fuck with my life. Why are straight people trying so hard to involve themselves in the love/sex lives of others?
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The serial sexual abuser who bragged about grabbing women by the pussy has already appointed a lifetime Supreme Court seat to a man credibly accused of sexual assault, and now he’s appointed a man who has been credibly accused of sexual assault to lead our armed forces.
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January 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The serial sexual abuser who bragged about grabbing women by the pussy has already appointed a lifetime Supreme Court seat to a man credibly accused of sexual assault, and now he’s appointed a man who has been credibly accused of sexual assault to lead our armed forces.
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It just infuriates me that people can be totally okay with the president signing all these BS executive orders. Legitimate research proves Trump wrong, and his following STILL won’t listen…
January 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
It just infuriates me that people can be totally okay with the president signing all these BS executive orders. Legitimate research proves Trump wrong, and his following STILL won’t listen…
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very excited to see what happens when you make a deeply compromised addict the leader of the department of defense and subordinate to a madman
January 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
very excited to see what happens when you make a deeply compromised addict the leader of the department of defense and subordinate to a madman
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This entire project is *very expliclty* about fully purging black people and women from huge swaths of public life, employment and education.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Far-right pundit rails against women in law enforcement: ‘It’s an absurdity!’
‘If we’re being honest, female cops are absurd. It’s an absurdity. I’m sorry. It’s just ridiculous. It’s cartoonish,’ Matt Walsh ranted on his podcast this week
www.independent.co.uk
January 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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