Devonshandsmelt
@devonshandsmelt.bsky.social
My wife is Canadian so I’m obligated to share this stuff when I see it. Please don’t ask me what the hell is going on though.
MAJOR Upset in the world of Curling. World #8 John Epping has lost to #143 Sandy MacEwan in the Northern Ontario Playdowns.
MacEwan will head to their first ever Brier, while a potential winner of the whole thing wont even make the field!
I look forward to Team MacEwan (NO) vs. Team McEwen (SK)
MacEwan will head to their first ever Brier, while a potential winner of the whole thing wont even make the field!
I look forward to Team MacEwan (NO) vs. Team McEwen (SK)
January 12, 2026 at 6:22 PM
My wife is Canadian so I’m obligated to share this stuff when I see it. Please don’t ask me what the hell is going on though.
Me and my wife.
December 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Me and my wife.
Nothing has prepared me for a life of tragedy, heartbreak, and disappointment like being a Georgia Tech fan.
December 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Nothing has prepared me for a life of tragedy, heartbreak, and disappointment like being a Georgia Tech fan.
I’ll always be surprised at the shocking lack of Rob Ford merch in Canada.
December 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I’ll always be surprised at the shocking lack of Rob Ford merch in Canada.
Look at this fuckin guy. My god.
December 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Look at this fuckin guy. My god.
Spending Christmas in Canada with the boys
December 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Spending Christmas in Canada with the boys
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saw someone say the next dem administration should learn from trump & simply enact their agenda without thought to norms or procedure, & i hate to break it to that person but the dems already do exactly what they want with power. they don't try to do things & fail, they try to do nothing & succeed
December 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
saw someone say the next dem administration should learn from trump & simply enact their agenda without thought to norms or procedure, & i hate to break it to that person but the dems already do exactly what they want with power. they don't try to do things & fail, they try to do nothing & succeed
I mean, I didn’t email the sex trafficker at all, but I’m glad Noam wasn’t too fawning I guess.
Noam Chomsky’s emails to Jeffrey Epstein display none of the fawning chatter found from, say, Larry Summers. And he does not appear to have been co-opted by whatever access Epstein provided.
https://bit.ly/4s3vx5A
https://bit.ly/4s3vx5A
What the Noam Chomsky–Jeffrey Epstein E-mails Tell Us
Chomsky has often suffered fools, knaves, and criminals too lightly. Epstein was one of them. But that doesn’t mean Chomsky was part of the “Epstein class.”
bit.ly
December 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I mean, I didn’t email the sex trafficker at all, but I’m glad Noam wasn’t too fawning I guess.
Still so fuckin pissed that they tried to change the Cracker Barrel logo.
December 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Still so fuckin pissed that they tried to change the Cracker Barrel logo.
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One reason Disney is OK with allowing OpenAI to torpedo their brands after decades of cracking down on childrens hospitals for painting comforting characters on the walls or a dad who wanted his son's favorite character Spider-Man etched onto his grave is that grieving families don't have $1 billion
December 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
One reason Disney is OK with allowing OpenAI to torpedo their brands after decades of cracking down on childrens hospitals for painting comforting characters on the walls or a dad who wanted his son's favorite character Spider-Man etched onto his grave is that grieving families don't have $1 billion
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3 separate election nights in Georgia, all over the past 5 weeks
December 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
3 separate election nights in Georgia, all over the past 5 weeks
This guy fuckin sucks so bad
TRUMP: “I said why is it we only take people from shithole countries? Why can't we have some people from Norway, Sweden, Denmark… But we always take people from Somalia— places that are filthy, dirty, disgusting.”
Such a mystery what he means when he says this stuff, isn’t it?
Such a mystery what he means when he says this stuff, isn’t it?
December 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
This guy fuckin sucks so bad
An Edward Packard classic
December 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
An Edward Packard classic
This could be great, but only if they treat his goofy ass like Gerrard in Peep Show. Just increasingly emaciated and pathetic and looked down on by everyone he interacts with.
December 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
This could be great, but only if they treat his goofy ass like Gerrard in Peep Show. Just increasingly emaciated and pathetic and looked down on by everyone he interacts with.
This is one of the most embarrassing things I’ve ever seen
Oh good, Glenn Beck has created an AI George Washington. You will be shocked to learn that the AI George Washington created by Glenn Beck sounds exactly like what would happen if Glenn Beck built an AI George Washington to sound exactly like Glenn Beck.
December 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This is one of the most embarrassing things I’ve ever seen
Micheladas, Hot and Spicy Cheez-Its, and Sleepless in Seattle. Perfect Thanksgiving nightcap.
November 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Micheladas, Hot and Spicy Cheez-Its, and Sleepless in Seattle. Perfect Thanksgiving nightcap.
Adam Friedland has done it again
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Adam Friedland has done it again
“I didn’t always agree with VP Cheney BUT he was antifa” will echo through the recesses of my mind for all of eternity
Watching the funeral of VP Dick Cheney and listening to his daughter, Congresswoman Liz Cheney, speak. One can only hope that this GOP will find its democratic compass again and reject all things fascist. I didn’t always agree with VP Cheney BUT he was antifa. He always put country over party.RIP🙏
November 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
“I didn’t always agree with VP Cheney BUT he was antifa” will echo through the recesses of my mind for all of eternity
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this is the world's most confusing day for centrist Democrats who just voted to condemn socialism and tried to sink Mamdani's campaign for months
Trump on Mamdani: "I think he's gonna surprise some conservative people, actually. And some very liberal people he won't surprise because they already like him."
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
this is the world's most confusing day for centrist Democrats who just voted to condemn socialism and tried to sink Mamdani's campaign for months
oh okay
Trump: And you know, we got rid of the drip drip water, we call it the drip drip, where it drip drips out of the sink, states with tremendous water, so much water they have nothing but problems getting rid. They had restrictions on water. It comes down from heaven, right?
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
oh okay
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lmfao
Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding.
Reporter: Was it your brain?
Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
Reporter: Was it your brain?
Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
November 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
lmfao
Deeply bleak and demonic
November 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Deeply bleak and demonic