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Dexter Crisp
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"Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 13h
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 13h
I could have gone to the Spoons on Eversholt St and had cider at £2.99 a pint.

But... It's a Spoons.
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 13h
Did they want him to carry on bombing Gaza?
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 13h
I bet every time he has a shit, the turd gasps a sigh of relief at its emancipation
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 13h
Lisa Stanfield!
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 13h
I bet you're not paying £8.20 a pint, though
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 13h
Unsolicited Mick pics
Mick Lynch Mick Jagger Mick McManus
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 13h
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 17h
Unsolicited Rick Pick
Guitar plectrum by Rickenbacker
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 13h
I bet he voted for Farage
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 13h
Savour the delights of Penge High Street... Actually, there are delights to be had there, if you know where to look
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 15h
Maybe he'd rather than women used sausages when they have periods.
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 15h
Presumably you read the Amazon reviews of Veet Hair Removal Cream for Men?
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 15h
No, he really isn't.

He's about as funny as a rip in a parachute, but he's simply not as get-on-you-fucking-tits irritating as Scrappy Doo, who you wish just once had been left to fend for himself against something steam powered with shit loads of blades.
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 16h
I am at Euston.
I just paid eight pounds twenty
For a pint. Kinell.

#haiku #kinell #neckoil #signalbox #euston
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 16h
Cat.
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 16h
I don't mind admitting... I've just welled up watching that.

Incredible 💕
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 16h
Signal Box, Euston Station.

£8.20.

You have been warned.
A pint of Beavertown Neck Oil at the Signal Box pub above Euston Station's concourse. £8.20. You have been warned.
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 16h
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Kids and grown ups love them so
The ICU world of Haribo
Barnsley man in hospital after three-day cola bottles binge
Nathan Rimmington ate his way through 3kg of sweets - and doctors were shocked he survived.
www.bbc.co.uk
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 16h
I'm awaiting the outcome of that law suit, too, as I'm also awaiting the one he was taking out against the "private vetting firm" that landed Reform with so many candidates of questionable morals and ethics.

Poor, misunderstood Nigel.
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 16h
The 227 is a lot quicker 😉
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 17h
Would he prefer some meaty ones instead?
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 17h
Unsolicited Rick Pick
Guitar plectrum by Rickenbacker