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@dezmo.bsky.social
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digital hunter/gatherer
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digital hunter/gatherer
multimedia project
dezmo.bandcamp.com
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my best thanksgiving advice is to find your joy, be grateful you found it, hold on tight, and don't let anyone take it from you because we are going to need every ounce of good to counter the clusterfuck we are currently weathering
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
my best thanksgiving advice is to find your joy, be grateful you found it, hold on tight, and don't let anyone take it from you because we are going to need every ounce of good to counter the clusterfuck we are currently weathering
happy turkey day everyone
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
happy turkey day everyone
we want to make the gingerbread MAN into a gingerbread PERSON or even a gingerbread LADY
the Woke Left wants to force transition Mr Pibb
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
we want to make the gingerbread MAN into a gingerbread PERSON or even a gingerbread LADY
why did no one tell me type o negative was this good?? wtf
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
why did no one tell me type o negative was this good?? wtf
thinking about jasmine you again
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
thinking about jasmine you again
me: slams elbow into car door
me: AAAAAA
me: I hit my elbow!!!!
grandmother: did you hit your crazy bone!?
me: (wincing) my FUNNY BONE??? YES
me: AAAAAA
me: I hit my elbow!!!!
grandmother: did you hit your crazy bone!?
me: (wincing) my FUNNY BONE??? YES
November 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
me: slams elbow into car door
me: AAAAAA
me: I hit my elbow!!!!
grandmother: did you hit your crazy bone!?
me: (wincing) my FUNNY BONE??? YES
me: AAAAAA
me: I hit my elbow!!!!
grandmother: did you hit your crazy bone!?
me: (wincing) my FUNNY BONE??? YES
don't threaten me with a good time
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
don't threaten me with a good time
(menacingly and with great determination) i will invent new genders
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
(menacingly and with great determination) i will invent new genders
i'm about to color my hair blue in addition to having my septum ring to further enrage conservatives
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
i'm about to color my hair blue in addition to having my septum ring to further enrage conservatives
how does one even print chicken from a 3D pronter
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 AM
how does one even print chicken from a 3D pronter
engagement!! content!!! goooo goo go go go gotta get the numbers higher like stonk s. Just gotta make the best posts we gotta be the best
November 26, 2025 at 7:46 AM
engagement!! content!!! goooo goo go go go gotta get the numbers higher like stonk s. Just gotta make the best posts we gotta be the best
i lost a couple of followers and it was probably the post about RFK jr and frying eyeballs in a skillet that did it
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 AM
i lost a couple of followers and it was probably the post about RFK jr and frying eyeballs in a skillet that did it
oh my god cops drove by with their sirens going and coyotes started yelping and howling in the distance
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 AM
oh my god cops drove by with their sirens going and coyotes started yelping and howling in the distance
thinking about campbells soup and bioengineered meat
November 26, 2025 at 7:14 AM
thinking about campbells soup and bioengineered meat
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RFK jr could say some shit like "gouge out your eyeballs with a spoon and fry them in a skillet to promote blood circulation" and someone out there will be like "goals"
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
RFK jr could say some shit like "gouge out your eyeballs with a spoon and fry them in a skillet to promote blood circulation" and someone out there will be like "goals"
the act of trying to live in some type of midcentury fantasy that didn't exist is like saying "i want to live at disneyland, mickey mouse is real"
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
the act of trying to live in some type of midcentury fantasy that didn't exist is like saying "i want to live at disneyland, mickey mouse is real"
i don't think i told y'all the good news, my job made me permanent instead of a temp. i'm so glad i got my health insurance back. i am about to make 4748493945858 appointments
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
i don't think i told y'all the good news, my job made me permanent instead of a temp. i'm so glad i got my health insurance back. i am about to make 4748493945858 appointments
once my impossible chick'n nuggets come out of the toaster oven it is over for you bitches
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
once my impossible chick'n nuggets come out of the toaster oven it is over for you bitches
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im pirating ur books, deleting them, then pirating them again until u have to declare bankruptcy
We’re not small business owners, ffs - we’re independent contractors, and we are routinely robbed by the world’s dumbest dingbats.
![A quote-tweet with the profile blocked out because I won’t be accused of sending flying monkeys at this digital turd.
counterpoint: pirate everything all the time. pirate a sandwich. download a car. abscond from from small business owner mindset with your brain
[High Priestess, Low Patie... • @cherie... • 14h
Re: previous post - People who steal art of any kind are assholes, full stop. If *you* deserve to be paid for your labor, so do I - and so does everybody else; this means writers, visual artists, musicians, and every other category of People Who Make Things.]
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every time vulgar leftism pipes in from the sidelines of petit bourgeoisdom i am forced to become 8.75% more marxist](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x2ssvkga34xug334b66hvrje/bafkreigp2f33rtfu62kqjygnsxhg3jxxs6udwuyisipmyqrh5ew4c6kbyi@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
im pirating ur books, deleting them, then pirating them again until u have to declare bankruptcy
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Free non-coffee drink on Dunkin app - offers tab w/ code ZIPANDSIP
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Free non-coffee drink on Dunkin app - offers tab w/ code ZIPANDSIP
i'm going to paint my nails pine green and red. fuck it
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
i'm going to paint my nails pine green and red. fuck it