Dan Geiser
dgeiser13.bsky.social
Dan Geiser
@dgeiser13.bsky.social
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i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests

- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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everyone be talking about Max Headroom but not uhh... Min Buttyard
January 13, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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What do think of this. The person slow mos it. He thinks it was an accidental discharge by the thug with prettiest gun. Its hard to see any recoil tho bsky.app/profile/salt...
A former sniper reviews ICE shooting video to reveal that an ICE-hole disarmed the victim and then accidentally discharged the weapon, causing the rest of these untrained, dumbasses to start pumping bullets into the unarmed victim on the ground!

#Resist #FuckICE #Pinks #ProudBlue #AlexPretti
January 26, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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They spent all that time complaining about crime in cities so they could implement their solution of killing people in cities.
January 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
A Kiss From A Mother (2025) by Marmozets

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bww7...
Marmozets - A Kiss From A Mother [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
YouTube video by Marmozets
www.youtube.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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July 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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And so. When AI turns around in the year 2025 and spews words at us, often stupidly, you know what I think of?

I think of the grub, fat with words, comprehending nothing.

þēof in þȳstro

Thief in the dark.
July 4, 2025 at 10:13 AM
June 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Strongman Antics = Weakman President
June 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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I wonder who pays the tariffs?
May 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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