David Gilman
@dgilman.bsky.social
I trust you will tell me if I am making a fool of myself.
Bakers, for your technical challenge, you must prepare a dozen identical Epstein muffins
February 3, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Bakers, for your technical challenge, you must prepare a dozen identical Epstein muffins
He’s the Pope, you don’t have to pimp his H-index
January 10, 2026 at 1:12 AM
He’s the Pope, you don’t have to pimp his H-index
What do you want to see in the patch notes for Great British Bake Off season 17? I think they need to nerf rhubarb, it’s OP
January 4, 2026 at 11:22 PM
What do you want to see in the patch notes for Great British Bake Off season 17? I think they need to nerf rhubarb, it’s OP
But Saruman, I live in the world of Men
January 3, 2026 at 2:58 AM
But Saruman, I live in the world of Men
Reposted by David Gilman
Accidentally messaged the subaltern periphery group chat "may your new year be full of imperial superprofits" and the metropole labor aristocrat group chat "may Babylon finally fall this year," so 2025 is starting off great 😒
January 1, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Accidentally messaged the subaltern periphery group chat "may your new year be full of imperial superprofits" and the metropole labor aristocrat group chat "may Babylon finally fall this year," so 2025 is starting off great 😒
Country musician after taking a check from Big Citrus: she took my truck, my dog and my bag of oranges
December 19, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Country musician after taking a check from Big Citrus: she took my truck, my dog and my bag of oranges
Reposted by David Gilman
in other words, even though the construction "This isn't X — it's Y" is itself rare, "n't " is locally much more likely to follow "this is" than " legalized"
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
in other words, even though the construction "This isn't X — it's Y" is itself rare, "n't " is locally much more likely to follow "this is" than " legalized"
Epstein’s not mad, he’s just disappointed in you. jmail.world/thread/HOUSE...
November 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Epstein’s not mad, he’s just disappointed in you. jmail.world/thread/HOUSE...
She socage on my advowson til I feud
November 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
She socage on my advowson til I feud
New Mozilla marketing campaign?
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
New Mozilla marketing campaign?
The Waymo is a natural predator of the cat. They’re introducing them into cities to keep the cat population in check
November 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The Waymo is a natural predator of the cat. They’re introducing them into cities to keep the cat population in check
Linus Torvalds supports LGBT, all his projects are bisectional
October 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Linus Torvalds supports LGBT, all his projects are bisectional
Specifically asked for the jizz on the purple rice, not the mango
October 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Specifically asked for the jizz on the purple rice, not the mango
How is this Platner thing not signaling to start a red-brown alliance? MTG signals in favor of healthcare and Palestine, the left signals support for Nazi iconography, the foundations of a relationship are laid.
October 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
How is this Platner thing not signaling to start a red-brown alliance? MTG signals in favor of healthcare and Palestine, the left signals support for Nazi iconography, the foundations of a relationship are laid.
If we extrapolate Taylor Swift’s decreasing worldview to the next album it will be entirely about Travis Kelce’s penis
October 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
If we extrapolate Taylor Swift’s decreasing worldview to the next album it will be entirely about Travis Kelce’s penis
Reposted by David Gilman
i do not think that nonhuman things have feelings to be hurt but i do think the intent to hurt feelings is bad for a person notwithstanding whether the object of their sadism is real
You seem to be under the impression the fancy search engine has feelings that can be hurt, which it doesn’t because it’s just a bunch of 1’s and 0’s.
October 3, 2025 at 5:57 AM
i do not think that nonhuman things have feelings to be hurt but i do think the intent to hurt feelings is bad for a person notwithstanding whether the object of their sadism is real
Why is the chick-fil-a app like this
September 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Why is the chick-fil-a app like this
Steve Reich threatens to add a 19th musician and to keep adding musicians until his demands are met
September 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Steve Reich threatens to add a 19th musician and to keep adding musicians until his demands are met
Genuine h1b reform would have been a slam dunk for Dems at the election: reform attacks big, exploitative corporations (populist!) and defends exploited workers rights (exploited by demands of long hours and lack of mobility).
H1B thing is just example 486 of how republicans can't deal with Real Problems. The system is flawed, it is a Real Problem. They are not interested in reform to do things like streamline the process and reduce the potential for fraud, they are interested in being racist to Indians.
September 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Genuine h1b reform would have been a slam dunk for Dems at the election: reform attacks big, exploitative corporations (populist!) and defends exploited workers rights (exploited by demands of long hours and lack of mobility).
Why use your time machine to kill Hitler when you could kill the First White Guy
September 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Why use your time machine to kill Hitler when you could kill the First White Guy
The Nepal protesters elected the chief justice of their Supreme Court to be prime minister, not some 22 year old influencer. They were protesting corruption and picked a figure they perceived as genuine.
September 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The Nepal protesters elected the chief justice of their Supreme Court to be prime minister, not some 22 year old influencer. They were protesting corruption and picked a figure they perceived as genuine.
This bird deserves the title of Man’s Best Friend en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater...
Greater honeyguide - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
August 31, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This bird deserves the title of Man’s Best Friend en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater...
TIL Genius has entire books up so they can be SparkNoted. Unfortunately I would really appreciate a comment here. Excuse me, can you speak Jive?
August 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
TIL Genius has entire books up so they can be SparkNoted. Unfortunately I would really appreciate a comment here. Excuse me, can you speak Jive?
Taylor Swift references the number 13 to remind her fans to bring $10 for the heroin and $3 for a clean needle
August 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Taylor Swift references the number 13 to remind her fans to bring $10 for the heroin and $3 for a clean needle