dez
@discoyeti.bsky.social
33-year-old orlando-based disney weirdo
i also love american dad! and video games
transmasc dyke, he/him
typhoon lagoon's #1 unpaid PR person
i also love american dad! and video games
transmasc dyke, he/him
typhoon lagoon's #1 unpaid PR person
moment of silence to all of us in florida who had to remove our license plate frames today
December 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
moment of silence to all of us in florida who had to remove our license plate frames today
i don't expeirence disney world FOMO since i moved to orlando but i got work on my tattoo done last night and have to stay out of the sun. and half of my timeline is people who are currently in the parks and posting pictures. why must you all taunt me while i rot in my dark room
December 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
i don't expeirence disney world FOMO since i moved to orlando but i got work on my tattoo done last night and have to stay out of the sun. and half of my timeline is people who are currently in the parks and posting pictures. why must you all taunt me while i rot in my dark room
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The Land has a cool new costume shirt! It has the plant from the pavilion icon.
December 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The Land has a cool new costume shirt! It has the plant from the pavilion icon.
i keep meeting people who moved to orlando from new england. did we all just decide it was too cold and boring up there and had to leave?
December 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
i keep meeting people who moved to orlando from new england. did we all just decide it was too cold and boring up there and had to leave?
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have to sit down and do the math on this at some point but i would not be all that surprised if an outright majority of current Americans who have at least one ancestor who was in America pre-1776 are Black
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
have to sit down and do the math on this at some point but i would not be all that surprised if an outright majority of current Americans who have at least one ancestor who was in America pre-1776 are Black
i can doordash food from the earl of sandwich in disney springs to my house. how does that work? does the dasher have to go through security and all that shit? i'd have to tip like $20. but...i love earl of sandwich....help
December 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
i can doordash food from the earl of sandwich in disney springs to my house. how does that work? does the dasher have to go through security and all that shit? i'd have to tip like $20. but...i love earl of sandwich....help
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I think they plus glimmering greenhouses every year. Looked great tonight.
December 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I think they plus glimmering greenhouses every year. Looked great tonight.
balatro, cloverpit, and raccoin are all so good. apparently i love to gamble but only if they're roguelike video games
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
balatro, cloverpit, and raccoin are all so good. apparently i love to gamble but only if they're roguelike video games
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NEW: The 12th annual Theme Park Turkey of the Year Awards are here!
We look back at the wildest stories from the past year: The Paddlefish robbery, AI slop, pizza box drama, EPCOT lighting issues, Schmoofy finally getting his "boneless waffle" in & MORE!
LINK: touringplans.com/blog/saturda...
We look back at the wildest stories from the past year: The Paddlefish robbery, AI slop, pizza box drama, EPCOT lighting issues, Schmoofy finally getting his "boneless waffle" in & MORE!
LINK: touringplans.com/blog/saturda...
SATURDAY SIX Presents: The 2025 Theme Park Turkeys, a Look Back at the CRAZIEST Theme Park Stories of the Year! | TouringPlans.com Blog
This week’s SATURDAY SIX is an annual tradition like no other, as we proudly present the 12th Annual Theme Park Turkeys
touringplans.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
NEW: The 12th annual Theme Park Turkey of the Year Awards are here!
We look back at the wildest stories from the past year: The Paddlefish robbery, AI slop, pizza box drama, EPCOT lighting issues, Schmoofy finally getting his "boneless waffle" in & MORE!
LINK: touringplans.com/blog/saturda...
We look back at the wildest stories from the past year: The Paddlefish robbery, AI slop, pizza box drama, EPCOT lighting issues, Schmoofy finally getting his "boneless waffle" in & MORE!
LINK: touringplans.com/blog/saturda...
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
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Disney dropping this days after @defunctland.bsky.social dropped his 4 hour video about these kinds of characters is so fuckin funny
Walt Disney Imagineering has revealed a new free-roaming robotic Olaf figure coming to World of Frozen at Disneyland Paris and Hong Kong Disneyland.
November 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Disney dropping this days after @defunctland.bsky.social dropped his 4 hour video about these kinds of characters is so fuckin funny
she's perfect, she's beautiful, she's always there for you....
you thought of typhoon lagoon, didn't you?
you thought of typhoon lagoon, didn't you?
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
she's perfect, she's beautiful, she's always there for you....
you thought of typhoon lagoon, didn't you?
you thought of typhoon lagoon, didn't you?
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BREAKING: Walt Disney World Monorail System Closed Following Reported Fire on Monorail Silver
BREAKING: Walt Disney World Monorail System Closed Following Reported Fire on Monorail Silver
Walt Disney World news, photos, and reviews! We provide you with daily news from the Walt Disney World theme parks and beyond
blogmickey.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
BREAKING: Walt Disney World Monorail System Closed Following Reported Fire on Monorail Silver
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me trying to take a left turn out of the raising cane's on palm parkway
November 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
me trying to take a left turn out of the raising cane's on palm parkway
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A queen
Cyclist turns down trans exclusionary honour for woman cyclists (and you can feel the BBC’s teeth grinding about it).
"If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of".
"If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of".
Woman refuses Cycling UK award over trans women being left out
Claire Sharpe says she disagrees with Cycling UK only naming biological women in their top 100 list.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
A queen
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S&S announced a coaster near Icon Park in orlando
November 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
S&S announced a coaster near Icon Park in orlando
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Poor Figment's been through it.
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Poor Figment's been through it.
woke up this morning to my cat making a ruckus,went to see what was going on, he kills a fucking wolf spider right in front of me and hundreds of baby spiders went everywhere. that's how my morning is going
November 18, 2025 at 11:46 AM
woke up this morning to my cat making a ruckus,went to see what was going on, he kills a fucking wolf spider right in front of me and hundreds of baby spiders went everywhere. that's how my morning is going
is it normal to occasionally get overwhelmed by how much you love your life? is that a 30s thing???
November 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
is it normal to occasionally get overwhelmed by how much you love your life? is that a 30s thing???
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Day #160: United States Postal Service (1969)
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Day #160: United States Postal Service (1969)
one thing i love about typhoon lagoon is that no matter how crowded it is, the deepest part of the wave pool is always empty. and that's my favorite place to hang. #findmeinthedeepend
November 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
one thing i love about typhoon lagoon is that no matter how crowded it is, the deepest part of the wave pool is always empty. and that's my favorite place to hang. #findmeinthedeepend
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